Chapter 169: Juju Angry Voice
The five-minute time was running quickly.
"It's time, you don't need to give any more gifts!"
Lu Heng opened his mouth and shouted to stop, and then said, "Let's draw the two lucky sailors tonight now." ”
After speaking, he clicked on the lottery option in the live broadcast room.
In the blink of an eye, tonight's two lucky sailors have been drawn.
Lu Heng glanced at the names of these two people and said with a smile: "Let's congratulate the 'Ju Angry Speaker' and 'Boxing Champion Zhou Xiaolin' for becoming tonight's lucky sailors!" ”
"Let's invite the first lucky sailor now-'Juju Angry Whisperer'!"
When Lu Heng pronounced this name, the entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"In our live broadcast room, all of them are talents, and their names are better than the other."
"Dare to ask my brother, what does your hand smell like now?"
"Brother, it's okay to pick and pick usually, but when it's sparse, you can't pick it!"
"Remind me again, don't lick it after picking!"
"Big brother, after you smell it, do you have the urge to lick it?"
"Convinced, when your messy names are read out by the Taoist, aren't you afraid of social death?"
"Three meals a day without worry, I eat the old eight secret small hamburgers every day!"
"Friendly science: feces contain 3-methylindole, the scientific name of skanin, dilute when applied, take its fresh floral fragrance, is an important raw material for the preparation of jasmine."
": Nutrients - none! The main ingredient – water! ”
"Banana-shaped poop: a sign of gut health! Lumpy: It could be inflammation or even cancer! Muddy: The intestines are resisted and will be malnourished for a long time! Watery: a sign of malignant disease, intestinal movements stop, and food is directly discharged! Hard Bang Bang Bang: lack of water in the body, intestinal movement is not comfortable! Semi-chained: too much water, the intestines cannot absorb water adequately......"
"The most important thing: not recommended!"
"As far as I know, there is electrolyte on the wall of the human intestine, and the stool must be salty, and at the same time the bile turns the stool yellow, so the stool is still bitter!"
"Trivia: 10 to 20 percent of is fat, and 15 to 20 percent of instant noodles are fat!"
"It's really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in our live broadcast room, and the strange knowledge has increased again!"
"So...... Can the be just right? ”
"Just ask, just ask, that ...... Do little fairies poop? ”
"Yes, it's still rainbow-colored! Manual Dog Head"
Looking at this group of sand sculpture sailors and crooked buildings, Lu Heng was speechless.
However, he was not idle, and sent a microphone invitation to the warrior who had to smell the chrysanthemum after picking it.
After a while, the invitation was accepted.
A young man in his early twenties appeared on the live stream.
The young man's thick eyebrows and big eyes are very in line with everyone's aesthetic views.
Coupled with his clear and stupid eyes, he looks like a college student who has not been beaten by society.
"The little brother looks very handsome, why is he a pervert behind his back?"
"Everyone has two faces! In front of people, I am Tianhai Wu Yanzu, and behind people, I am the king of Tianhai Huangtu! ”
"Brother, ask for a yellow picture!"
"+1 for the Yellow Chart!"
"Judging by his name, this lad juice should be that sullen type."
"Who cares if he's sullen or not, he's destined to be a victim tonight anyway!"
"Little brother looks good, does he still lack a boyfriend?"
"My family moved to Sydney, Australia last year, and my parents and I have recently returned to China, but my brother has stayed there. To be honest, I miss my brother in Sydney right now! ”
"How do I feel that this sentence is a little wrong?"
"I don't know! I don't know! I don't know anything! ”
In accordance with the previous practice, the sailors carried out an analysis of the first victim tonight.
It doesn't matter if you're right or not.
At least the atmosphere has arrived!
Here, before Lu Heng could ask, the young man took the initiative to speak: "Dao Chief, I've been watching your live broadcast for a long time!" ”
"I really didn't expect that I would still be able to be drawn!"
"Here, I would like to say to the majority of sailors, as long as you work hard and persevere, one day, you will be as lucky as me!"
After saying it triumphantly, he looked at Lu Heng again, and grinned: "My surname is Sun, you can call me Little Sun." ”
"Good evening, Sun Xiaoyou!"
Lu Heng bowed slightly, and then asked, "I don't know what Sun Xiaoyou wants to do tonight?" ”
As an old fan in the live broadcast room, Xiao Sun naturally understands the rules.
He was not verbose, and went straight to the point: "Dao Chief, I won't tell you, just three months ago, I met a young and beautiful girl with a great figure on the Internet. ”
"We've had a great time talking to each other for the last three months."
"The character, three views, and attitude towards life that she showed also made me very satisfied."
"Even during this time, I and her future children have already thought about what to call in advance."
"But ......"
Speaking of this, Xiao Sun suddenly changed his words, and then said: "The night before yesterday, she suddenly sent me a prestige message. ”
"She told me that her mother had stomach cancer and needed to go to the hospital for surgery."
"Since she is a single parent, her savings are not enough to cover the costs of the surgery."
"So, she wanted to borrow a little from me first to make up for the surgery fee."
"After her mother has the surgery, she will slowly return the money to me."
"After I listened to the voice message, my head twitched, and I transferred 5,000 yuan to her."
"But then the more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong!"
Xiao Sun said, squeezing out an embarrassed smile on his face.
"I've watched all your live broadcasts."
"Especially when Xiaohou was deceived in online dating, I secretly laughed at him with my friends several times."
"But now, how do I feel like I've been deceived?"
"So, I just want you to help me figure out whether this online girlfriend of mine is a liar or not?"
After listening to Xiao Sun's story, the sailors immediately became excited.
Boy!
Another one who plays online dating!
It's just a matter of playing online dating, and you still invest real feelings in it!
Forget about investing in real feelings, and even invest real money in it!
You are not deceived, who is deceived?
"Sure enough, it's a brand new victim!"
"The poor monk pinched his fingers, young man, you have indeed been deceived!"
"There is a thread of online marriage, and there are young men on both sides!"
"Your beloved her, maybe she is picking her feet and smelling at this time!"
"Isn't that right? Pick the chrysanthemum here, pick the foot there, a pair made in heaven! ”
"I support this marriage!"
"Although the little brother was a little stupid, he reacted in a timely manner, at least he knew that he had been deceived."
"Are all boys so stupid now? After chatting for three months, I dare to pay money without even seeing each other, if I don't lie to you, who else can I fool? ”
"Those who meet may be liars, let alone those who haven't met."
"You'd rather believe that he's a girl than that I'm Qin Shi Huang......"
(End of chapter)