44 Yin-Yang people rotten ass
Han Yinchu's psychological journey is not over yet, and suddenly he feels that something is not quite right......
He has experienced a lot of this kind of "wrongness" today, but it is far less than the blow it has brought him now......
"Mother, queen mother, are you so eager for 'a lover to eventually become married'...... Are you and your father also 'blind and dumb marriage'? ......" Han Yinchu was always calm and light, his face was full of injuries, and he didn't even dare to ask something that would break his heart:
Have you never loved your father? Have you always had a "lover" in your heart? β¦β¦
"Huh?!" The Queen Mother was stunned by the question.
Good guys have a windfall?! Guan Youjun secretly poked his ears up, intending to hold on to the show.
Huang Bao, who has been without a sense of existence today, grabbed Guan Youjun's ears, and took her away from the second floor, leaving the upstairs space for the mother and son.
"Alas~Alas~Alas~ Huangbao Gonggong, you tap! Oh my ears! Guan Youjun's grinning jumping feet were pulled all the way, which caused many people to look sideways.
"Dare to listen to the royal corner?! I think you're tired! Huang Bao crossed his waist and pointed at Guan Youjun, who was covering his red ears, with a face of "hatred of iron does not become steel".
"Is it human instinct to eat melons, or is it a big melon ...... the royal family" Guan Youjun only dared to protest in a low voice.
"What melons to eat? Are you Ru? Also eat melons! Okay, don't be upset, you come with me......" Huang Bao took Guan Youjun by the hand, like holding a child, through the six screens of the lacquer inlaid treasure hunting map, and left the Buddha Xiang Pavilion through the side door.
Guan Youjun followed Huang Bao along the zigzag corridor and came to a hidden place where "flowers cover willows".
After entering, two eunuchs were tied up and lying on the ground, chrysalis like two maggots, because their mouths were covered, and they made a sound ......of "woo woo woo woo".
There were two brocade guards with embroidered spring knives who were sitting on the main seat drinking tea, and when they saw Huang Bao's father-in-law pushing the door, the two hurriedly saluted: "Please Huang Baogong public security~"
"Excuse me! ~" Huang Baoshi waved his hand and spontaneously sat on the main seat, waiting for others to make him a new cup of tea.
Guan Youjun circled around the two people on the ground, very puzzled: "Huang Bao's father-in-law, what is this?" ~β
A brocade guard stepped forward and kicked the little eunuch who was the most violent: "Grandpa Guan, thanks to your good way of preparing meals, you can catch these two dead people who are going to do it secretly!" β
"How were they discovered?"
"Shang Shan Jian and Zui Xianlou have made hundreds of different delicacies together, they are not eunuchs serving food, and they keep asking which one is for the emperor? Who else but them? β
Guan Youjun clasped his hands together and squatted beside the person lying on the ground: "It's not simple? Isn't it okay for you to poison every dish? β
"Poof! ββ" Huang Bao, who had just drunk a sip of hot tea, squirted out all at once, and the brocade guard who was close to him hurriedly took a handkerchief to wipe Huang Bao's mouth: "Damn it!" The water was so hot that Huang Bao's father-in-law ......"
Huang Bao raised his hand to separate his touch: "It has nothing to do with you - Xiao Guanzi, are you suggesting how to poison him?!" β
"I'm just curious! Why don't you consider unexpected situations when things that can only be done once? β¦β¦β
Huang Bao: "......"
It was still the brocade guard who came out to play the round: "It's not because Xiao Guan Gonggong is unparalleled in his wisdom and scheming, so that this thief has no chance to take advantage of; Another reason is ......"
He took out a tiny bottle from his bosomβabout the size of his thumbβand placed it on the table:
"The dose of this poison is not enough for the ...... of hundreds of dishes."
Guan Youjun picked it up, and after studying it, he stuffed it into his sleeve pocket.
"Woo! Whining! Woooooo The two people tied up on the ground probably knew that the person squatting in front of them was the culprit who caused the failure of their "seamless" plan, and they shook violently like earthworms after rain.
But Guan Youjun knows that if the summer rain is over, the high temperature is exposed, and these two "earthworms" will soon become "dried earthworms".
She helped the two people pull off the strip of cloth with some pity, and jumped three feet away in an instant after taking it offβ
The person who wanted to smack the face of Guan and Jun spit on the surface of Huang Bao's feet; The two brocade guards instantly turned green in an instant.
Then the Assassin, who was quick to spit on him, shut his mouth again.
Huang Bao: "......"
Guan Youjun hid behind Huang Bao's chair and "tsk": "Fortunately, I flashed fast~"
Huang Bao: Damn, the most annoying subordinate who has no sense of boundaries.
The one on the ground who was not covered scolded directly: "The surname is Guan!" You have made our plans go down the drain, and you will not die well! You're ......."
"Dead shemales?" Guan and Jun stubble.
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"Yin-Yang people rotten ass?"
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"The remnants of the sentence?"
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"What the hell are you trying to scold me, but talking?"
The big assassin took a deep breath and finally found his voice: "You ...... Dead Eunuch ......"
"......" The speechless person was finally replaced by Guan Youjun, who waited for a long time together, and he had such a lack of vocabulary.
But Huang Bao, who was sitting, looked like the person who was really scolded, with a sad appearance.
He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Guan Youjun: "Xiao, Xiaoguanzi, that's what you think of those of us who have been stabbed?" β
Guan Youjun hurriedly ran to Huang Bao: "I'm not!" I didn't! I just think that King Qi's subordinates are too wasteful, not only did the substantive damage not be achieved, but the mental damage was even more at all! β
Huang Bao looked at him resentfully: "Didn't the physical damage and mental damage all fall on me?" ~β
Guan and Jun stalked: Oh no, this level is not so easy to pass......
Guan Youjun was ruthless, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and whispered in Huang Bao's ear; After Huang Bao heard this, he really smiled again.
And Guan Youjun himself is as depressed as a defeated rooster.
The two lying on the ground and the two standing next to them were even more puzzled: what did he just say?
Guan and Jun Fangcai, give Zuixian Lou to his "lifelong member" - you can eat four times a month for free in Zuixianlou, and the upper limit of each meal is limited to ten dishes; In addition, you can enjoy a 5% discount when you eat at other times - half of it is given to Huang Bao......
Her heart is going to break!! ~
"But-" Guan Youjun seemed to finally think of something: "How did these two assassins get into Shangshan Prison?" β
"They have internal responses in the palace, and they are transformed into the appearance of the two little eunuchs in the original Shangshan Prison, and they have moved flowers and trees and crossed the sea from the sky."
Disguise?! Guan Youjun's eyes lit up, it turned out that it wasn't a bridge in a martial arts novel......