"Ahem!"

Looking at this group of sand sculpture sailors who habitually crooked buildings, Lu Heng coughed lightly, attracting everyone's attention.

"Good evening, little friends!"

"We're still live fortune-telling tonight."

"It's still the old rule, draw two lucky water friends......"

The sailors in the live broadcast room are all old fans.

As soon as Lu Heng's words fell, everyone began to brush up the gifts.

Soon, the five-minute time was up.

After Lu Heng shouted to stop, he clicked the lottery button.

In the blink of an eye, tonight's two lucky sailors have been drawn.

After glancing at the two of them, he smiled, "Let's congratulate 'Matcha Sister' and 'Unlucky Bear' for being the lucky sailors tonight!" ”

Seeing this, the sailors in the live broadcast room immediately followed up and began to coax.

"Let's congratulate these two lucky sailors on being the victims tonight!"

"I'm ready to laugh, but I don't know what these two can do for us?"

"Alas! As the reputation of the Taoist chief grows bigger and bigger, there are fewer and fewer sailors who dare to live! ”

"Don't make a family ugly! Even if you suspect that you are wearing a cuckold, I'm afraid you don't dare to start blowing yourself up in front of so many people, right? ”

"It's normal, after all, at the beginning, everyone didn't know the Dao Chief's skills, so most of them were joking."

"Yes, when everyone understands the ability of the old Taoist, if you don't restrain yourself, won't you become a laughing stock on the Internet?"

"Woooooooooo......oo I live on these living sailors! ”

"Don't worry, no matter if you have the courage to work hard, anyway, the victims who are drawn by the Taoist can bring us happiness in the end!"

"Brothers and sisters, I've been feeling a little depressed lately! I found out that my son is most likely the son of my wife's ex-boyfriend. ”

"! Just now I said that there was no self-detonating truck, isn't this coming? ”

"Really? Brother, don't make your brothers happy! ”

"More than half a month ago, I heard my wife voice and asked my son to call another person Dad. And that person is my wife's ex-boyfriend. ”

"Let's go for a paternity test and see if it's biological, if it's not biological, then leave."

"Even if it's biological, you have to get a divorce! My wife always thinks about outsiders, who can stand this? ”

"I really don't want to do a paternity test, for fear of hurting their feelings. And her ex-boyfriend, who I actually know, is barely a friend of mine, who often comes to visit my store's business, and always loses money to me when he plays cards. ”

"No, big brother, you won't leave this? Do you have some kind of hat fetish? ”

"I've been thinking lately, if it's true, this home might be gone. But if you turn a blind eye, then you can take his money, sleep with his daughter-in-law, and beat his son. In the end, it doesn't seem to be a loss! ”

"Brother, you live so transparently!"

"It's so chic! But it feels like it's one by one...... Jokes. ”

"The appetizer is finished, and now I declare...... Tonight's fun meeting has officially begun! ”

Lu Heng looked at the barrage on the screen, speechless.

These sand sculpture water friends, chatting and chatting, can always deviate.

"Let's welcome tonight's first lucky water friend - Sister Matcha!"

After saying that, he sent an invitation to the "matcha sister" to connect the microphone.

After a while, the invitation was accepted.

With a slight shaking of the picture, a black long straight girl appeared in the live broadcast room.

The girl had a young face and looked to be less than twenty years old.

His long black hair hung down on his shoulders like a waterfall, his face was a little baby fat, his facial features were exquisite, his eyes were deep and bright, and his smile was as warm as a spring breeze.

At first glance, it's not stunning, but it's very comfortable.

"Good evening, Dao Chief!"

"I really didn't expect to be selected!"

The girl smiled sweetly, revealing two small dimples.

She pressed her hands lightly against her chest, her eyes filled with excitement and excitement.

It's like those star-chasers seeing their idols.

This scene suddenly made the LSPs in the live broadcast room howl wolf, and once again turned on the mode of calling wives.

"After twenty-five years of waiting, I finally met you! Allow me to give you a shout...... Wife! ”

"Isn't it cheap? Can you stop calling my wife at my girlfriend, thank you! ”

"Daughter-in-law, I'm the husband I never know and have never met!"

"I was walking on the road with a bag of oysters, and as I walked, the bag of oysters broke, and the oysters fell into the soil, which turned out to be the ...... oysters like mud."

"If it fell into the soil, is it possible that it was oyster soil?"

"Little sister, I think you are a little black? Why don't you leave a contact information and let me do the math for you. ”

"Don't forget it, this abacus bead has smashed me in the face!"

"Very early, I want to vomit crazy words, look at IP, fear of losing the province, deducting big points, so that the temperature is hot in the sky on the ninth day and cold in the poor winter of the far north. I was even more afraid of the high admission score line and the hope of thousands of students, but I was unwilling. ”

"Humph! As soon as you start cooling, let's let you go! ”

"You old perverts are disgusting, aren't they? But I also like girls like this, so I beg for a Ji party! ”

"Little sister, the first time I saw you, I couldn't help but fall in love!"

"! Every time a beautiful woman appears, you fall in love, why didn't it drown you? ”

Lu Heng responded with a smile: "Little friend, you are fine at night!" ”

"I wonder what Xiaoyou wants to count tonight?"

When the matcha sister heard this, a faint flush instantly filled her face with baby fat.

Make her look more and more cute.

It also made the old water friends start beating their chests.

A girl suddenly blushes, and she knows what is going on when she thinks about it!

Sure enough, Sister Matcha said shyly, "Dao Chief, I want to invite you to help calculate the marriage tonight." ”

As she spoke, she lowered her flushed face slightly, and whispered: "I just graduated from high school this year and was admitted to a university of my choice. ”

"On the first day of school, I accidentally lost my phone, and I was already crying."

"But it didn't take long for a junior to come to me and say that he had picked up my phone in the cafeteria."

"Senior, although he is not handsome, he is very manly, but he is still very gentle and considerate."

"I wanted to treat him to a meal as a token of appreciation, but unfortunately he declined."

"I felt that he was a good fit for my boyfriend, so I tried to pursue him on my own initiative."

"It didn't take long for me to add his prestige."

"We had a great time chatting with each other, and he was very considerate and cared about me all the time."

"I don't know why, in reality, there is always a strange sense of strangeness and alienation between him and me......"

(End of chapter)