56 leeks

"You're lying here! What do you mean, can the second brother still commit suicide? ”

"Yes", Han Yinchu interrupted him: "The second uncle hanged himself on the tree on the top of the East Mountain, and from the place where he died, you can look down on the entire imperial city......"

"Brother, you are confused! - Why are you so aggrieved to death?! Why don't you hang yourself in that Qianqing Palace, day and night, so that this little wolf cub of Han Yinchu will not be at peace! - Ahem, cough, cough! ……”

Han Lie scratched his throat frantically, and his nails that had not been trimmed for a long time scratched his bruised neck with blood marks; He hated Han Yinchu, and even more hated his voice when he was trapped by Han Yinchu and couldn't scold him!

"That's a nice thing to say! If you capture your second uncle alive, you dare to guarantee that you won't touch a single hair of him?! When the time comes, it won't end up like this king...... Whew, whew, whew! ——”

King Qi Hanlie grabbed his clothes, and whenever he finished venting his roar, he had to gasp for a long time.

Han Yinchu was silent.

"You're right, even if I save my second uncle's life, I won't let a clan who has been a prince go out of the house; Maybe a high wall for a lifetime, maybe a glass of wine......

But this in itself is a matter of no choice, let me ask Uncle Wang, if the person staying inside today is me, will you show mercy to my subordinates?

But there is one thing I can be sure of: if the second uncle is still alive and becomes my prisoner, whether he is dead or alive, I will definitely give him a good time;

Unlike Uncle Wang, you will live in the shadows like a mouse all your life, and I can only come to talk to you when I am in a good mood......"

Han Yin waved his sleeves and turned around, and the wind at the bottom of his sleeves came in an instant, and in the deep prison at the bottom of the edict, he fell into eternal darkness again.

"The beginning of the cold shadow! You get back! You have the ability to give this king a good time! What kind of man are you?! Despicable and shameless slut ......"

The slow and long footsteps of the Grim Reaper, who could harvest his life at will and make him survive but not death, faded away, as if the voice from the void could reach his ears clearly......

"Uncle Wang, if you are willing to repent of your sins in prison, I will give you one more day of light......"

"Go for your spring and autumn dreams! ......" was another burst of irritable sound of various kicks and chains......

After Han Yinchu walked out of the bloody prison, he saw Guan and Jun standing obediently with their hands down and waiting for him.

This treatment is rare...... Han Yinchu didn't even notice the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but turn up, he raised his eyebrows, and his steps couldn't help but speed up a little.

He didn't even realize why he was the king of a country, and he would be willing to speed up just to meet a courtier soon, and he was happy because Guan Youjun was waiting for him......

When he was only one step away from Guan and Jun, Han Yinchu stopped, he frowned, the plague in his body was too heavy......

But he subconsciously stretched his eyebrows, and his tone was relaxed: "Why did you come here to wait for me?" ——”

Guan Youjun smiled obediently, and lifted the food box in his hand: "Shengshang, the meal has arrived, I think you may be hungry......"

Han Yinchu didn't bother to expose his ulterior motives, but he didn't say anything, Shi Shiran raised his feet and sat on the mat that Guan Youjun spread out on the grass under the shade of the trees, and watched him put the delicacies in the food box on the table.

Three-cup duck, five-spice braised duck wings, salted duck, stewed duck with ginger......

Han Yinchu raised his eyebrows: "The duck has made our Xiaoguan father-in-law angry recently?" ——”

"No, it's not that you like to eat duck~ I specially asked the dining room to do it in a different way! ……”

Han Yinchu was quite useful: "The emperor's eating hobby can't be known to others, and the food supervisor doesn't know about it, how can you see it?" ”

You look like a duck, isn't it reasonable that you like to eat ducks? ——

Of course, Guan Youjun didn't dare to say her "heartfelt words", so he could only pick up what he thought the leader liked and said: "I see that on the menu of the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, if there is a duck, you will look at it for a while~"

Actually, I asked Huang Bao's father-in-law directly, hey, hey~~~

But this flattery somehow pleased Han Yinchu, he hummed and chirped twice, calmly took the chopsticks handed by Guan Hejun, sandwiched a piece of duck leg meat and put it in his mouth, tasted the taste, and hooked the corner of his lips.

"'Nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace', say Xiao Guanzi, what 'reform' do you want me to approve of?" Han Yin leaned against the trunk of the tree in a leisurely manner, but he was very curious about what surprises Guan Youjun would bring to him.

"Holy Lord, I would like to recommend someone to you—"

"Oh? Let's hear it. ”

"It's my brother who saved my life last time."

"Want to recommend him to be the head of Shangshan? You don't need to tell me about this kind of trivial matter, just watch it yourself......" He still had something to do, so he stretched out his hand and twisted a duck wing to eat.

"No, Shengshang, I want to set up a new 'audit supervisor' and let Brother Luo take the lead......"

Twelve prisons become thirteen prisons?! This is no small matter.

"What is your brother Luo capable of? You can't 'airborne' the truth, right?! But first, you have to explain to me what an 'audit' is. ”

As soon as she said that Guan Youjun was interested, she obviously came prepared, and took out a few things directly from the bottom of the food box-

Han Yinchu looked at an egg and a handful of leeks in Guan Hejun's tender palm, and felt that Guan Youjun was a small one:

The egg could take up the entire palm of his hand, and a handful of thick leeks seemed to look thicker than his fingertips......

Han Yinchu looked at Guan Youjun's hand with a good look and asked, "Do you want to make leek scrambled eggs outside this Jinyi Guard's yamen?" ”

Guan Youjun pursed his lips, not realizing that Han Yinchu was looking at his hands instead of what was in his hands......

"Not really! Saint, did you know that there was once an emperor who thought that eggs had to be used as a unit of 'two' to buy one? ”

Han Yinchu smiled sarcastically and showed his white teeth: "How can there be such a fool as an emperor?" ”

"This emperor is not the only one who is confused! Do you know that Shi Chong, the richest man in the Western Jin Dynasty, and Wang Kai, the uncle of Emperor Wu, were richer, and they won Wang Kai by serving leeks in winter? ”

"I've heard of it," Han Yinchu looked at Guan Youjun without a trace, it was a copy of "The World Says New Words" that Xiao Guanzi took that day, and he picked up something interesting to see:

However, Shi Chong cheated, he just mixed the wheat seedlings in the leeks.

When Han Yinchu secretly puffed up his chest and waited for Guan Youjun's question, Guan Youjun changed the topic and talked about leeks in the Western Han Dynasty:

"In fact, as early as the Western Han Dynasty, we were planting 'out-of-season vegetables', setting up a 'greenhouse' in the Taiguan Garden, planting winter onions and leeks - 'covered with a roof, burning a fire day and night, and waiting for warmth to be born';