58 The tree leans against the jade tree
"They can see at a glance what to choose, so I'm not fooling ......"
Han Yinchu had a sincere admiration for the responsibility of "Mr. Bookkeeper", and he was really not capable of ordinary people, and he was in a good mood when he looked at the pale face on the side: "Xiao Guanzi, the person you choose, isn't it not very good~"
Guan Youjun was also embarrassed, and he lost the first recommendation...... What's going on with Brother Luo, didn't you swear that it would be okay?!
Or is accounting and auditing really not a human job? This has been the case throughout the ages? β¦β¦
Luo Yaokong froze on the spot, seeing with his own eyes that the hard-won opportunity to get close to Han Yinchu disappeared on the spot like quicksand.
Han Yinchu's patience gradually faded: "Okay, I know what you mean, but the relevant yamen and supervision bureaus, although they don't have the name of 'audit', they have the fact of 'audit', otherwise what would it do to set up the Metropolitan Procuratorate and the Thirteen Inspectors of the Imperial History?!" As long as there are no mistakes in Guanglu Temple, Cangchang, Inner Warehouse, Salt Affairs, Tea Horses, Caoyun, Tuntian, Money and Grain, etc., there is no big problem......
Guan Youjun pouted, you know a yarn!
The cost of Guanglu Temple purchased by the Guanglu Temple just told you is true, and the money that Emperor Jiajing spends on Guanglu Temple alone is 360,000 yuan a year, and there are loopholes in every link when checking the accounts. Where did the Imperial History of the Metropolitan Procuratorate go at that time? ββ
But Guan Youjun still said angrily: "If you don't set it, you won't set it, but my brother's cooking skills are so good, in my opinion, don't say anything about the left and right young eunuchs, the left and right eunuchs, even the 'four eunuchs' are also deserved~"
Han Yinchu: Hehe.
Guan Youjun is not done yet, seeing that Han Yinchu did not react, he continued to say good things to Luo Yaokong: "Shengshang, everything you eat is made by Brother Luo himself, isn't it delicious?" βββ
Han Yinchu's outstretched hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and his expression faded: "Really? I clearly don't think it's ......."
"No, you just said that...... Not! βββ
Luo Yaokong suddenly covered Guan Youjun's mouth, and confessed to Han Yinchu: "Please also ask the emperor to forgive the sin!" Xiao Luozi really doesn't have much talent, so Xiao Guan's father-in-law bothered to be a slave......"
I thought that Han Yinchu's face would look better if he said this, but it seemed to be darker in the shade of the tree.
"Don't get out of here yet." Han Yinchu, who was originally cross-legged, didn't even have to support the tree, he got up directly, patted the grass clippings on his body, and no longer looked at the food on the ground.
Just go. Guan Youjun made a very reluctant salute, and was about to leave the sight of the Dog Emperor with a long distance, and after taking a few steps, the Dog Emperor's voice came again-
"Slow! - Don't get so close. β
"Why?!" Guan Youjun turned around and asked puzzled.
Han Yin shook his hands at the beginning and smiled playfully: "Haven't you heard of what 'Pujia Leans on the Jade Tree'?" β
Guan Youjun heard this, and his face darkened angrily-
The allusion of "Pujia leaning on the jade tree" comes from "The World Says New Words: Rongzhi": Emperor Wei Ming made his younger brother Mao sit with Xiahou Xuan, and the people of the time called "Pujia leaning on the jade tree"; The literal translation is that the reed without long spikes leans against the jade tree. The metaphor of ugliness and beauty cannot be compared.
Who is ugly in the early days of Han Yinchu? ! I must burn that copy of "The World Speaks New Words"! ββ
Han Yinchu looked at Guan Hejun's puffing appearance, and couldn't help but feel good: "What, do you still want to walk in one place?" β
If you don't walk together, you don't walk together! Guan and Jun's bulging and falling away were separated by a distance, and one after the other left Han Yinchu's sight.
When Jin Yiwei silently stepped forward to report to Han Yinchu about King Qi's plan to kill himself, he only heard the young Tianzi say with a slight smile: "'Yushu' is angry......
Turning around and seeing Jin Yiwei stepping forward, he immediately regained his "joy and anger" expression: "What's the matter?" β
"Your Majesty, King Qi was about to commit suicide by hitting the wall, but he was stopped in time......"
Han Yinchu didn't have any expression, and returned to the palace with his back hand: "Then tie it with a chain that extends from the four corners of the wall, feed it with soft tendons, in short, you can't let him die, until he begins to sincerely repent of the sins he has committed." β
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"Brother Luo, don't be discouraged, since you don't want to stay in Shangshanjian, then I will help you find a place where you can give full play to your strengths in the future......" Guan and Jun and Luo Yaokong walked together, and intuition and human affection are the things that cannot be owed the most! ββ
Luo Yaokong smiled happily, and patted Guan Hejun's shoulder as if comfortingly: "Xiaoguan, it's okay, you have indeed helped me; If you want to eat anything in the future, feel free to come to me......"
"Really?!" Guan Youjun's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he began to secretly plan how to eat in different ways.
It's true, of course, you've helped me a lot. Luo Yaokong looked at Guan Youjun, but what appeared in front of him was the duck goods all over the ground......
They walked all the way back to the Shang Diet Supervisor, but saw a large group of people in the dining room who did not turn on the fire to cook, but only turned their backs to them around the stove, and did not know what they were talking about.
Guan Youjun poked his head into the stove: "What do you have to discuss with a large group of people?" β¦β¦β
"It's Grandpa Guan! - "When everyone saw Guan Youjun, they hurriedly stood up and stood like a military parade.
"Go, go, go......" The eunuchs standing in the column pushed the strong man cook who had been on the line with Guan Youjun before.
The eldest brother's appearance at this time was very different from before, his face was red, and he didn't dare to look directly at Guan Youjun, after being pushed out of the crowd, his heart "poofed and knelt", and his knees smashed on the ground and knelt on the ground:
"Small, Xiaoguan, that day was my export! You have helped us a lot of palace people, but I have misunderstood your mind with my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, I really don't know Taishan, and you have a lot of ......."
"Ahh - Guan Youjun hurriedly helped the strong man up, "'Those who don't know are not guilty'!" I think you're very real! β¦β¦β
After the big man stood up, he wrung his hands like a little girl and didn't know what to do, but he was moved to tears by Guan Youjun's magnanimity; But he looked like this, his eyes were red, but he really looked funny.
"Hahaha!" Guan Youjun laughed loudly: "Forget it, that's all over, in the future, my brother Luo will continue to stay in Shangshan Prison, and everyone will 'laugh and enmity', and work together to make delicious food, even if you repay me!" βββ
"Gotcha! ββGrandpa Guan, I just developed a 'steamed lamb with milk' today, how do you taste it? β
"Yes, you have to try it! By the way, this big brother, then you will definitely make 'eggplant' too? β
"What is 'eggplant'......?"
"I'll teach you, I'll teach you, and you must be the first to give me ...... to make it"