63 What kind of disease you have depends on what the doctor is good at
After the imperial doctor left, Han Yinchu grabbed the corner of the mat at a loss, not knowing whether to continue the mat or throw it, and at the same time, the conversation with the imperial doctor was still echoing in his ears......
ββ¦β¦ Your Majesty, it is recorded in the "Neijing": "The tendons and veins are transversely dissolved, and the intestines are dissolved into hemorrhoids", and "the tendons and veins are transversely dissolved" means that "the internal organs are deficient, the qi and blood are falling, and the anus is condensed", which will lead to 'easy blood depression and blood flow stagnation'......"
Han Yinchu's lips closed one by one, but he couldn't spit out half a word.
The imperial physician continued to stroke his goatee, and asked in a straightforward manner: "Your Majesty, dare to ask if Pingsu 'has an unhealthy diet, and overeats scorching thick beads and spicy'?" β
"Yes......" Xiao Guanzi went to the drunken fairy building with Huang Bao that day to eat and drink, and brought him back a fragrant sesame chicken;
"'Hunger and satiety, excessive drinking'?"
"Yes...... Xiao Guanzi always doesn't like to eat breakfast, but he eats a lot at night, overeats, catches up with him to fight at night, and has to drink some wine to refresh himself;
"'Internal Injuries Room Labor'...... Ahem, ahem! It's nothing-" The imperial doctor stopped talking in time, the whole country knew that the emperor didn't even have a person in the room, how could he be overworked, and it was possible to be ruthless......
Han Yinchu squinted his eyes, "Go on?" What do you do in secrecy? βββ
"Ahem! ββ" The doctor cleared his throat and continued to ask, "Is there still a question of 'sitting and standing for a long time, running with weight'?" β
"Yes......" Xiao Guanzi has been standing all the time, and his mental activity should be regarded as "weight-bearing running", right? β¦β¦ But if I added a stool to him, would it aggravate his hemorrhoids......
Han Yinchu's heart was extremely entangled, and when he raised his eyes and looked at it again, he suddenly felt that he couldn't trust this "barefoot doctor" too much......
"Aren't you an 'obstetrician'? How can gastrointestinal problems be known so clearly? βββ
The goatee doctor was kneeling, but his posture was very proud:
"'Pregnancy and childbirth' is also one of the causes of hemorrhoids! Chen and 'hemorrhoids' can be regarded as dealing with them for many years;
In the Tai Hospital, it is not the ministers who boast, the delivery and treatment of hemorrhoids, there is no one who can be the right of the minister! βββ
After all, he is an expert, and Han Yinchu also faintly believes in two points; Why don't you give Xiao Guanzi some medicine first? See how he reacts? β¦β¦
Han Yinchu, who "saved the country with a curve", felt that he was simply extremely smart, so he asked the imperial doctor: "How do you think it is better to treat it?" βββ
The imperial doctor thought about it and gave a plan: "It has reached the point of bleeding, the minister thinks it is better to 'apply externally', the minister first writes a dose of 'hemorrhoids soup', puts the medicinal soup into the copper basin and smokes it first and then washes, which can stop the bleeding immediatelyββ"
After writing the prescription, Han Yinchu sent people away, and he didn't even need to give instructions.
Are you kidding? Record the emperor's hemorrhoids? He still wants to live two more years......
Besides, what kind of "innovation" did Xiaoguan's father-in-law engage in to make their lives prosperous, why should they "kill themselves"? β¦β¦
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Guan Youjun was lying on the bed and was writing something, and when the little eunuch knocked on the door and came in, he saw that there were pieces of rice paper on her bed in a mess, and he was also curious about what Xiaoguan's father-in-law was doing......
"What's wrong? - Guan Youjun looked up and looked at him curiously.
"Grandpa Guan, this is the medicine sent by the Tai Hospital! They said you know what's going on...... "The little eunuch lifted the small copper basin in his hand, and in the copper basin was a simple and heavy medicine jar.
Guan Youjun looked at it strangely: "For me?" Why? I'm not sick again......" Her question came to an abrupt end in her throat, did anyone know her secret? - But who is that man......
"The hospital didn't say who sent it...... But Xiaoguan's father-in-law, do you think it will be possible, is it because the emperor thinks that you are bothered to take care of the questions in and out of the entrance exam, so he specially stewed some tonic for you? βββ
It makes sense, alas, it is possible that he said it......
Guan Youjun cleared his throat and asked, "What's in this medicine?" β¦β¦β
The little eunuch frowned and thought: "I only remember dandelions, cork, red peony, danpi, peach kernels or something......
It doesn't seem to be a blood-tonic medicine. Guan Youjun's heart was half relaxed, but ......
"Why did you just use a basin and bring the medicine jar here? What about the medicine bowl? βββ
"I don't know, that's how the hospital sent it, could it be that the medicine jar will affect the efficacy of the medicine as soon as it cools down? Take the basin to insulate ......"
Hey! This little eunuch is really clever! ~
Guan Youjun couldn't stop bowing his head: "In this case, then you can go out!" When I'm done with the work in front of me, I'll immediately take medicine......"
"Gotta ~ " The little eunuch didn't say a word, immediately closed the door and left, just waiting for tomorrow to be put away.
He still remembered the solemn appearance of the imperial doctor in the Tai Hospital, saying that he could not let him monitor his medication in front of Xiao Guan's father-in-law, so as not to embarrass Xiao Guan's father-in-law......
To be honest, he's still confused! Why do you have to watch others drink pills? It is not a poison to death......
But in an instant, he was excited because of his outstanding performance tonight: he is so clever, and Xiaoguan's father-in-law is happy, will he raise his level? β¦β¦
After Guan Youjun finally planned how to promote the "women's imperial examination", he also cooled down.
At the same time, the words of the little eunuch also emerged: "...... Grandpa Guan, the hospital must let you use it while it's hot......"
Guan Youjun also wondered in his heart: How to take advantage of the heat? I don't even have a bowl, how can I drink it? β¦β¦
She didn't bother to be poor, so she directly picked up the medicine jar and poured it down......
Well? Hmm~Hmm......
Guan Youjun took a sip, and his eyes lit up: this Chinese medicine is not bitter or astringent at all, and it tastes very good! What a tonic for her! ββ
Guan Youjun immediately drank the "grunt" three times and five divided by two, and licked the corners of his lips unsatisfied, the royal family is really happy, you can drink such a good taste of medicine! ββ
He opened the window and shouted outside: "This medicine is good! - Tomorrow! βββ
"Gotta Guan Gonggong! βββ
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Guan Youjun has been drinking the "tonic" for the past two days, just like drinking coffee and Red Bull, and the days of drinking a little wine to refresh yourself are gone! ββ
During the few days of her retreat, she not only came up with exam questions, but also figured out how to help the women participate in the imperial examination, and more importantly, finally sent her eldest aunt away.
She threw the dirty cotton cloth and the scrapped scratch paper into the charcoal basin and burned them, then took a happy bath, took the finished product excitedly, and went to find Han Yinchu......
obviously went out, turned back again, and hurriedly brought the wrapped book "Zhenguan Political Dignitaries" under the pillow......