65 The Female Horse

In one of the stories called "Love Strange Chronicles", there is a man named Li Youxian, who was sold as a "male prostitute" in order to save his father, who was imprisoned, and was smeared and powdered in the south courtyard all day long and wore women's clothes, and then was rescued by a man named Kuang Shi; Kuang Shi was later imprisoned, and Li Youxian rescued his son, pretended to be a Taoist aunt, and raised him in the Taoist temple......

Seventeen years for men and eighteen years for women......

It's over, what if the impact is greater......

At this time, Xiao Feng hurriedly entered the hall: "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with Xiaoguan Gonggong's house, although there are traces of burning things, but it is burned by the sample examination questions he has made for the imperial examination in the past few days...... Alas?! Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?! ——”

Xiao Feng looked at the solemn cold yin after the dragon case, and felt that the emperor seemed to have encountered something embarrassing.

"Naturally, you can't find anything......"

In this world, how can a woman read that kind of novel?! Guan Youjun is just a stinky man with hemorrhoids, oh no, a dead eunuch.

It's just that Guan Youjun is a bit complicated, and his heart must be biased towards women, otherwise he wouldn't have beaten gongs and drums to help women participate in any imperial examinations, so the truth should be ......

Han Yinchu took a deep breath, when all possibilities were ruled out, the remaining one was no longer possible, and it would only be the only correct solution! β€”β€”

So Guan Youjun is actually a "woman" with a man's body! He wished he was a woman! Therefore, I use a woman's perspective everywhere in the world, even the people I like are men, especially myself......

Is there any gender recognition obstacle in him? has made him live a life of neither men nor women in the past ten years......

Damn! …… The old puppet surnamed Guan is really not a thing, Guan and Jun have to heal his troubled childhood in his life! …… It's just that I cut the tongue of the old horseman, and it still looks too light......

I can't say what it's like at the bottom of my heart, but I just think Guan Youjun is too pitiful......

"Your Majesty, that mat, do you want to solve it? ……”

"Don't! - Han Yinchu hurriedly stepped in to stop it: "That's it...... Let me think about ......"

Xiao Feng himself didn't know what to think about dealing with a mat, and let him "deal with" King Qi at the beginning, but it was also a matter of an instant......

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Guan Youjun at this time automatically ignored the order to let her Enke finish before she was allowed to go out, and she re-contacted the troupe that had volunteered to "perform for charity" because of the Queen Mother's birthday, and automatically came to the door to say that she was going to hand over a big deal to them.

The troupe owners who became famous because of the Queen Mother's birthday and made a lot of money got together, as if they were grabbing a bench, they all had to sit at the same table with Guan Youjun, which also caused a wave of chaos.

Seeing this, Guan Youjun directly changed to a tea room with a table of eight immortals, and everyone sat down together-

"Thanks to Grandpa Guan still thinking about us, I wonder if Grandpa Guan has any business to recommend us? β€”β€”

"Alas~ Lao Zhao, how do you speak!? But where is it for the public to use? Our troupe will definitely go to the soup and do ......."

The class owner surnamed Zhao secretly gritted his teeth, can he not be angry if he was trampled on?! β€”β€”

Before he could make up for it, the other class leaders interjected even more, and what Guan Youjun said was dizzy! β€”β€”

"Gotta get it!" Guan Youjun waved his hand: "Everyone is quiet!" - I'm Guan Youjun naturally thinking about everyone, isn't this 'coming to live' again! I gave you a drama, and it will definitely become popular; But the old rules, no money ha......"

"This is nature, this is nature! Who doesn't know how decent it is to be able to sing for the royal family! ......" everyone began to compliment again, until Guan Youjun took out the "script" that "came out after a long time" from his arms.

She opened the notebook and put it on the table, and everyone gathered their heads around it, and then Guan Youjun leaned on the chair, learning to lean on the boneless like Han Yinchu......

I saw that the book read:

In order to save Li Lang from his homeland, who expected to be the champion in the yellow list

The champion wears a red robe and hat and inserts the palace flowers so fresh

I have also been to the Qionglin banquet, and I have also beaten the horse in front of the street

Everyone praised me, Pan An, an official wearing a gauze hat and a hat to cover Chanjuan

I don't take the top prize to show my name, I don't want to be a high-ranking official

For the affection of Li Gongzi and his wife, he spent a good moon and a full ......

The class masters looked at each other: "Grandpa Xiaoguan, that's it?" ——”

"That's it, but the words of the play are incomplete, and there is a ...... later" Guan Youjun is drinking tea, how can this play not sound good? β€”β€”

"Father-in-law Xiaoguan, although this woman has new ideas for the top prize in the exam, after all, we are singing a 'play', and we have to be twists and turns, and the emotions are moving to attract people to listen......"

Oh~ I know, it's not enough contradictions.

Guan Youjun pretended to smile mysteriously, "I haven't finished my words yet, this play, called "The Female Concubine", is about a woman named Feng Suzhen, who has a very close relationship with her fiancΓ©, but because of the fiancΓ©'s family decline after marriage, her stepmother forced her to withdraw from the marriage. Su Zhen was forced to enter Beijing to take the exam, won the top prize, was recruited as a horse, told the princess the truth about the night of the cave room, the emperor's forgiveness of the sin, and the story of the achievement of the story......"

The eyes of the class masters suddenly lit up, that's right! Both contradictions and reunions, this drama will definitely be popular in Beijing! ……

"However, Grandpa Guan......" The Zhao class master asked: "...... In the end, the one who finally married Feng Suzhen was a fiancΓ© or a princess?! ——”

"Huh? - This question is really asked to my father-in-law......" Guan Youjun twisted his chin with his fingers and fell into thought.

She herself must hope that Feng Suzhen and the princess will "eventually become married"! It can also help women awaken their consciousness, if she weren't in a feudal dynasty, she wouldn't want to force the "reunion" finale! β€”β€”

"Can it be a princess? ......" Guan Youjun asked with a face full of hope and his eyes about to turn into stars.

"Uh...... It's not good......"

Guan Youjun lowered his head and compromised with reality: "Oh...... So be it......"

Guan and Jun Yan died down, but those class owners were eager to try: "Xiao Guan Gonggong, I don't know if you plan to use the 'Southern Song' or 'Northern Song' singing method?" ——”

"You are free, my request is, no matter what Haiyan dialect, Yiyang dialect, Yuyao dialect, Kunshan dialect you use to sing! - Whoever sings the best with his own singing voice will be whose 'exclusive' this play is! ——”

After hearing this, the class masters immediately did not exclude each other, and began to make a small calculation in their hearts: If you can become popular all over the country with just one song, you are still worried that you will not have food and clothing in this life? ……

Among them, the class leader closest to Guan Hejun quietly stuffed a jade pendant for Guan Hejun from under the table-

Guan Youjun frowned, and immediately said: "Don't come to me again, the advice given by my father-in-law is 'simple and smooth, bright and lyrical, and expressive', and the rest depends on yourselves!" ——”