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Lord Lu sniffed the remaining medicine stains on his sleeve: "It feels very good, it's cool and pain-relieving, maybe that's the effect!" ……”

"You're not wrong at all! Cool blood, stop bleeding, moisten the intestines, laxative...... That's a 'hemorrhoidal soup'! Although the various recipes are similar to each other, the main medicinal materials are all so flavorful, some are taken internally, and some are applied externally......"

"Huh?!" Lord Lu was shocked: "Dare to ask Master Ma how do you know?" ——”

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Master Ma took a deep breath and said dryly: "It's not important, what matters is: why did Grandpa Guan drink 'hemorrhoids soup'?" ——”

"Because he has hemorrhoids! - "Lord Lu was a little disdainful in his heart, and even a little disgusting, he just sprinkled the hemorrhoid soup on his sleeve because of such a trivial matter! Evil......

Lord Lu waved his hand and said goodbye to Master Ma. He also wondered what the man surnamed Ma had to do to hold that Guan and Jun! I didn't think it was really a big "fart"! ……

***

The three-day registration was finally successfully concluded, Guan Youjun felt tanned outside, and she had almost no time to "review textbooks" in the past three days.

When she finally lay down in her nest and touched the "Ben and Hairpin" that had been lying under the pillow for three days wrapped in a book cover, happiness was almost overflowing-

"Beautiful men, I'm here~ hey, hey, hey...... Yes! - "Guan Youjun let out a scream, what about her paintings? Why did it all become bare? ……

No way...... No way......

When Guan Youjun trembled and removed the book cover, the four big characters of "Zhenguan Political Dignitaries" came into view, which could instantly dispel all kinds of romantic thoughts in people's hearts......

Guan Youjun spent a full quarter of an hour, first praying to the emperor and the queen of heaven and the gods, and the mud leg at the beginning of Han Yin had not been studying recently;

Then he took out the courage of a strong man with a broken wrist, wrapped up the book "Zhenguan Political Dignitaries", and planned to exchange it for her "Ben and Hairpin......

When she sneakily and sneakily came to the inner hall of the Qianqing Palace, the Liver Emperor Han Yin was nowhere to be seen.

Guan Youjun asked a little eunuch: Is the emperor here?

The little eunuch said that the emperor took Huang Bao's father-in-law and several cabinet ministers to the Temple of Heaven and Earth.

"If you don't sacrifice or anything, what are you going to do there? - "Guan Youjun asked.

The little eunuch saw that there was no one around, so he had the courage to say to Guan Youjun: "Father-in-law Xiaoguan, don't say it's a slave!" ——”

"Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut."

"Didn't the emperor imitate the Temple of Heaven and Earth in Jinling, and also built one in the capital.

Shortly after the completion of the project, the Holy Lord was planning to choose a good day to hold the 'Heaven and Earth Ceremony' ceremony, and last night, the demonic wind and spring thunder bursts directly rained thunder and fire from the sky, and it split into a corner of the Great Worship Hall......"

Guan Youjun sighed in his heart, he wanted something bad.

If this matter spreads, it is very likely that it will be made a big fuss by people with intentions, and it is the God of Heaven who will punish her, and women will not be allowed to participate in Enke Yunyun......

Guan Youjun's heart was filled with the thought of "will it fall short", and then he heard the little eunuch answer like heaven:

"The emperor suppressed the news to death, saying, 'No matter what, it can't affect Enko'! Then I took a few cabinet ministers to the Temple of Heaven and Earth......"

Guan and Jun's hearts were surging with a warm current, and Han Yinchu really fulfilled their agreement between the monarch and the ministers, alas! ……

Guan Youjun went to the inner hall like a snow cave to check it out, and his heart fell to the bottom again: "Have you seen the book I brought to the emperor recently?" ”

"That's ......," the little eunuch thought desperatelyβ€”

I haven't seen it yet, I haven't seen it...... Guan Youjun prayed desperately in his heartβ€”

"Huang Bao's father-in-law has it! Now he's serving the emperor......"

Guan Youjun's heart, which is up and down, has finally stabilized a little. Fortunately, she still had time to find Huang Bao to come back......

Guan Youjun immediately went straight to the Temple of Heaven and Earth.

***

When Guan Youjun rushed to the Temple of Heaven and Earth, he didn't see Han Yinchu and them, but he was the first to find that Huang Bao was in the west side hall of the Great Worship Hall, bored leaning against an arc-shaped wall, counting the stars.

Seeing the familiar book with the cover in his armpit, Guan and Jun breathed a sigh of relief.

She stepped forward and pulled the book out of Huang Bao's armpit, then turned her back and hurriedly "returned the two books to you".

Huang Bao looked at what Guan Youjun was doing with cold eyes, and the demon whispered in the cold moonlight: "Useless little Guanzi, my father-in-law knows what you originally put inside...... My father-in-law expected you to come, so he brought this obscene book with him......"

Guan Youjun sighed in his heart, swallowed his saliva, and asked, "Father-in-law Huang Bao, saint, has he seen ......?"

"You answer me a question first!" Huang Bao solemnly beckoned to pass the pass and Jun and asked her to lean against the wall with him.

Guan Youjun also spontaneously put her hand on the wall, and she felt that Huang Baoding would spit out something amazing......

***

"Why, ministers, do you still want to say that Guan Youjun is talking about political affairs and slandering the Lord?"

Han Yinchu was in the east side hall that was struck by lightning, with his hands around his chest, and he looked at the faces of those people for a long time.

Because of Guan Youjun's "project management", the newly repaired Temple of Heaven and Earth not only did not exceed the budget, but after being "tested" by Chunlei, only a few cyan glazed tiles were chopped off.

The entire Great Ritual Hall is still solemn and majestic, without causing any fire, and even the little bit that was scorched black made the Great Ritual Hall with a sense of mystery that is not complete and beautiful.

Looking at the Lei Gong Pillar on the roof of the main hall, and the "kiss" that Guan and Jun of the two halls had to add to everything, Han Yin leaned on the arched wall leisurely, and then looked at the faces of the old guys who relied on the old and sold the old like pig's liver, and couldn't help but feel good.

They also spontaneously leaned towards the curved wall, kneeling down and pleading guilty to Han Yinchu: "Your Majesty, it is the old ministers who are pedantic, as long as it is beneficial to my Dayong national economy and people's livelihood......"

"Xiao Guanzi, why do you want to read erotic novels to the emperor, or the Longyang version!? β€”β€”" Before the old minister's plea was finished, Huang Bao's voice came out in an instant, and all of them heard it clearly.

Those old men who stick to the old ways, their pupils shook in an instant! β€”β€”

Is the blue sky haunted?! They clearly saw Huang Bao's father-in-law walking far away, why did his voice sound like he leaned on their ears and whispered? ……

And what's even more exciting is the content of the words...... Longyang, erotic novels? ……

Now the person whose face turned the color of pig liver became Han Yinchu, and he had to endure the dazzling gaze of the strange Dao...... These people were originally going to kneel and beg for mercy, saying that they were "very wrong"......

Han Yin was only stunned for a moment, and then he looked around for the source of the sound, and had to quickly ask Huang Bao to plug his mouth, but it often backfired......