74 Bamboo leaf green
However, it is said that "art comes from life", what inspired this author to write this? ……
Guan Youjun didn't know, she only knew that after she finished reading them all, someone had already begun to submit the papers in advance, and Guan Youjun was also taken aback? How fast to answer? ……
It was already dark, so she simply took the exam papers she had handed in and returned to the palace.
They were about to walk to the Qianqing Palace, and Guan Youjun touched his shriveled belly again...... Forget it, it's more important to fight the tooth sacrifice first. She went directly to the Shang Shan Supervisor.
It stands to reason that the current Shang Shan Jian has just finished dinner, and it should be the most leisure time, but Guan Youjun has just stepped into the door of Shang Shan Jian when he is hit in the chest by a person......
"Oops! ~" Guan Youjun has a "butt backwards, flat sand and geese" style, and directly sat down on the steps with another buttocks.
Guan Hejun, who had no food in his belly, couldn't help but wonder, was he guilty of committing a crime with this Shangshan prisoner? Why do you have to fall every time you come? ……
Immediately after that, Luo Yaokong's handsome face appeared in front of her, and the anxiety on her face did not seem to be fake, "Xiaoguan, are you okay?!" ——”
Then he stretched out his long arms, took Guan Hejun into his arms, and led her to her feet, just as his moon came that night, and saved Guan Youjun from the deep well...... And, more importantly, he also has the aroma of food on him......
Guan Youjun suddenly felt less hungry...... She hugged one of her arms and said intoxicatedly, "You are so fragrant......"
Broken! Guan Hejun's heart is down, this line is so familiar...... Big orange is actually me?! ——
But Young Eunuch Zuo, who had no eyes, directly exaggerated Guan Hejun and dragged him out of the "fragrant" embrace of the sky, and looked Guan Hejun up and down: "Grandpa Guan, are you okay?!" Did you break ......?"
Guan Youjun patted his buttocks, "What's wrong again?" Chickens fly and dogs jump all day long...... Well? Could it be that you are bullying my brother again? ——" Guan Youjun thought of the scene that rushed out of the air, and his heart was not worried.
"Hey, hey! Not really...... Xiao Luozi, you can explain it to Xiao Guan's father-in-law......" Zuo Shaojian hung his hand, desperately signaled to Luo Yao, and didn't even dare to poke him.
Luo Yaokong turned his face: "Xiaoguan, it's really fine." It's just that there was an accident in Shangshan, and everyone is catching snakes...... I didn't see you just now, but I ran into your ......"
"Catch, snake? ……”
Young Eunuch Zuo quickly explained the reason, it was Han Yinchu, this kid, who had been drinking for some reason in the past two days, and he also named the "most" wine to drink the spicy, strongest, and most old.
Shang Shanjian couldn't, so he gave out all the good wine and fine wine, but His Majesty the Emperor's interest in drinking was still undiminished, so he hit the idea of this medicinal wine that had been brewed with live snakes for a long time.
“…… Grandpa Guan, you don't know! As soon as I opened this jar of wine, the bamboo leaf green that had been soaked for several years rushed straight out, and the blood basin was big enough to stuff a mouse, and came directly towards my front door-
Fortunately, I was still holding a chicken in my hand at the time, which I used to block it, otherwise I would have to see Hades today! ……
Then you saw it, and we tightened our trousers and looked around for snakes until we hit you......"
Because: Is there really no one who thinks about speaking up for me? ……
What happened to Han Yinchu lately? Is the ancient dragon on the body? Doesn't he still want to ride the fastest horse, climb the highest mountain, eat the spiciest food, play with the sharpest knife, and kill the most ruthless people?
Or is it just out of love? ……
Guan Youjun asked the young eunuch Zuo, who was still in shock: "How long is that snake?" How thick? ”
"No, less than two feet...... About two fingers thick......"
"Ao ......" Guan and Jun were a little disappointed, and it was only enough to eat...... "What, go find a cat to ......"
"Huh? What?! Can cats catch snakes? —" The crowd looked at each other suspiciously.
"Of course you can ......" "No need! Before Guan and Jun could explain clearly, Luo Yaokong directly blocked her words, and they all followed his line of sight, and there was a tail with a little orange that was different from the turquoise body.
"Be careful! ——", "Be careful, little fall! ”…… The shouts did not affect the snake in the slightest, but it alarmed the snake, whose tail was disappearing under the cupboard at a speed visible to the naked eye, but falling into the sky faster than it:
He immediately bent down, grabbed the slippery tail, and threw the green bamboo leaf green into the air! ——
Everyone hurriedly ran around to dodge, but they caught a glimpse of the snake passing in the air, and quickly stepped forward, made a move, and in an instant, they quickly clamped the seven inches of the bamboo leaf!
The bamboo leaf is green, still a pair of scale armor clinging to each other, and it is coiled in the air and ready to bounce and bite at any time.
But because it was pinched seven inches, and its fate was restricted, even if it looked like it was going to turn into a dragon at any time, it would be killed in an instant, turned into a dead thing, and rotted in the mud.
Guan Youjun stepped forward and touched Zhu Yeqing, who was wrapped around Luo Yaokong's wrist, and said with a hippie smile:
"Snake snake, alas, you are full of treasures! ~
Snake gallbladder brightens eyes, cures chancre and kills insects; Snake bones are used as medicine, and the main treatment is long-term malaise; Snake blood nourishes, strengthens the body; The snake whip aphrodisiacs, warms the kidneys and stabilizes the fetus; Snake oil is edible, beautifying and nourishing...... Even snake skin can be used to make erhu! ……”
Hearing Guan Youjun's words, the people of Shang Shan Jian changed their gaze from looking at the snake in horror to one that was curious and greedy...... Good guy, it turns out that snakes can not only soak in wine......
One of the little eunuchs asked incredulously, "Is it really so amazing?" ——”
Young Eunuch Zuo slapped his head fiercely: "Put away your uninformed appearance!" What Xiao Guan's father-in-law said, can it still be fake? ——
The more beautiful the flowers, the more thorny they are, and the more expensive the 'ingredients', the more poisonous and difficult to catch...... Isn't that reasonable? ——”
Luo Yaokong looked at the chicken that was no longer moving, and felt that Zuo Shaojian was really "rough in his words":
The chicken was able to run two steps after being bitten just now, and now it has fallen to the ground and is not dead, which is enough to show that although this snake venom is domineering, it is not immediately poisonous to kill people......
Guan Youjun continued: "...... But tonight, your greatest use is your meat! ——
Grandpa Guan, I'm going to use your meat to make snake soup! Being able to enter the stomachs of me and Emperor Dayong is also a treatment that other Zhu Yeqing can't enjoy, and your snake life is worth it! ……”
Just wanted to tighten his fingers and pinch the bamboo leaf green, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the pitch-black pupils were like black snakes that were dark all over, but they were so shiny that they would glow.