"Master Envoy, why are there so many herbs collected? Red peony and scrophularia are not rare, if you need to use them in large quantities, you can go to the people to buy them, and if you 'collect' them, it will give the people below a bad signal ......"

The envoy of the courtyard was originally a fairy wind bone, but now he wrung his fingers in embarrassment, looking like "I don't know if I should say it or not".

A young doctor who was sorting out the medical case looked at him from afar, as if Guan Youjun was interrogating the envoy of the difficult hospital, so he stepped forward and replied angrily:

"Father-in-law Xiaoguan, what you said is very right, but have you ever thought that it is the people who raise the price of these medicinal materials that cool the blood and detoxify first? ……”

"The price of all the medicinal materials that cool the blood and detoxify has increased?" Guan and Jun are up, this is not a good sign...... Is there a pandemic? ……

The hospital envoy came out and played a round game: "Not really, only the smell of hemorrhoids has risen wildly......"

"Hemorrhoids?! ——"The person with an inexplicable look became Guan Youjun, "Is it because the palace is levied so much because 'treating hemorrhoids' is just needed?" ”

Not only the hospital envoys and doctors, but also the busy Tai Hospital, the people who pounded medicine, grabbed the medicine, and sat on the desk...... They all stopped their work in unison and looked at Guan Youjun.

Guan Youjun was still puzzled, "What do you all see me doing...... Yes. ”

In the end, this sentence is no longer a question sentence.

She remembered the "refreshing" medicinal drink she had drunk in the past few days, wasn't it because it felt like an iced American? ——

And Xiaoyu, that idiot, always changes the way to give her all kinds of hemorrhoidal soup?! Isn't it true that everyone, even the people, is going crazy that she Guan Youjun is a "young man with hemorrhoids"? ……

Guan Youjun felt that the whole world was spinning, and if she wasn't still sitting on the chair, she would definitely fall—

Who killed a thousand knives, at the beginning of the rumor that she had hemorrhoids and served her hemorrhoids soup! That's the root of all evil!! ——

The envoy looked at Guan Youjun clutching the handrail tightly and gritting his teeth, and couldn't bear to say to him, "Grandpa Guan, there is still external application in the medicine you drink", "Now the people are rumoring that the root cause of your hemorrhoids is His Majesty the Emperor".

He could only implicitly advise: "Grandpa Guan, no matter how delicious the decoction is, it is also 'three points poisonous', you have to 'take care of your body'......"

The obstetric doctor who has been sitting far away in the corner with a goatee has an expression that sees through everything: Xiao Guan's father-in-law is really miserable, and it is the emperor who has hemorrhoids, but the pot has made Xiaoguan's father-in-law carry it, and he has been splashed with all kinds of dirty water......

It's not easy for the Son of Heaven to be a close minister! ……

Guan Youjun can't hear the envoy anymore, she has drunk the medicine of "cooling blood" for so long, what is her aunt going to do!? ……

A small flame burned in her eyes, which one of the thousands of knives spread the news that she had hemorrhoids? Don't let her know who......

***

Master Ma knelt on the blue brick floor of the Qianqing Palace, letting his sweat fall on the green bricks one by one and making a quite clear dripping sound, but he didn't dare to raise his hand to wipe it off;

He shivered uncontrollably with chills all over his body.

There is no other reason, when he went to court, he was not invited or stayed, but directly sandwiched by the brocade guard; It's still nice to say that the clip is still good, and in the second half, it was directly dragged over......

When he came to the Qianqing Palace, the emperor didn't say anything, just blindly sat on the first batch of reading chapters, and hung him on his knees.

Master Ma's eyes also rolled quickly, and he kept thinking about what had offended the Son of Heaven......

Occasionally, he had the courage to raise his head to take a look, and he received a glance from His Majesty the Emperor who lifted his eyelids as if he were looking at something dead, and his liver and gallbladder were suddenly frozen, and he no longer dared to move easily.

Han Yinchu threw the last piece aside, picked up the teacup, put the tea in his mouth and rinsed his mouth, and then resumed his boneless sitting posture.

The emperor was wearing a red dragon robe that looked like blood today, and Huang Bao's father-in-law took off his winged crown for him to make it easier for him to rest, and a strand of black hair hung down;

He rolled up his sleeves, revealing his thin and powerful upper arms, clenched his fists and propped his brain, and looked at Master Ma who was kneeling on the ground for a long time.

Master Ma trembled even more......

The appearance of the emperor is like a well-dressed executioner:

He would be more mad when his clothes were dyed with blood, and the absence of superfluous ornaments would be more helpful for him to punish others, and if the tormented man showed a look of pain and wailing, a maniacian smile would appear on his usually unpopular countenance......

"I don't have any time to spend with you, you know what you've done, don't waste my words. The more you waste, the more you ......"

"Your Majesty, the micro-ministers move, the micro-ministers all move! - "The horse was so frightened that he burst into tears, and his snot was a handful of tears, which was really ugly.

He didn't want to suffer another punishment in the edict! ——

Han Yinchu raised his hand and stretched out his index finger to cover his nose: he hadn't said the threatening words of "squatting in prison for one more year", why did he look like he was going to pee his pants in fear? ……

"In that case, tell me for yourself what you have done......

"Emperor, Emperor, Weichen deserves death! Micro and micro ministers should not make public the fact that Xiaoguan's father-in-law has hemorrhoids...... Also, spread the anecdote between you and Xiaoguan's father-in-law......"

When Master Ma finished these words with all his strength, he collapsed to the ground as if he had been cramped. He didn't dare to ask for anything now, he just hoped that the emperor would let him die a happy death......

Huang Bao, who was standing on the side, quickly opened his nostrils: Mom, there is an unexpected gain! ……

Xiao Yu, who was ready to list up at any time to identify Master Ma, was even more indignant: he knew that this surnamed Ma was not a good thing! ……

The most confused is Han Yinchu: "Don't you want to say something about your crime of accepting bribes and leaking questions?" ……”

Master Ma was stunned, it turned out that what the emperor wanted to say was this? - Then he is talented, isn't he "not self-admitting"?

Han Yinchu's face really sank, and the dark clouds were overwhelming, and people couldn't breathe.

The bribery was due to the fact that in previous years, the papers of the imperial examination were sealed and issued by their Ministry of Rites; He accepted a benefit that others couldn't refuse, and it wasn't in the way that real money was easy to get caught, so he took the risk and agreed to others stealing out the Enke exam paper to leak the question.

But he was also very careful, and asked the other party to repeatedly promise that he would only give it to one or two before he agreed.

I didn't expect that Guan and the Jun Committee were really slippery, and he was only willing to hand over the things that the Ministry of Rites had done in previous years to the Dongchang that surrounded the iron bucket, not to mention leaking questions, he didn't even know how many questions he had in the exam! ——