After the Ivy Banquet, the ministers left.

Xuanzong didn't fall asleep all night in excitement.

The next morning, the minister spoke.

"Your Majesty, your gray hair has been significantly reduced, your skin is delicate, and your wrinkles have been significantly reduced.

I'm afraid Your Majesty has already gained immortality! ”

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty's spirit and spirit today are perfect!"

"Your Majesty's eyes are bright, at least twenty years younger!"

Xuanzong Longyan Dayue, Feng Zhongli and awarded the silver Qingguanglu doctor, called "Mr. Chonghe".

Zhongli was secluded from the mountains and forests, and suddenly soared to the "Silver Qingguanglu Doctor".

Since then, the government and the opposition have been all the rage to eat ivy, but it is a pity that this ivy grows well, and there are so many natural enemies for no reason. People everywhere followed suit and ate ivy.

Zhongli's fame is getting bigger and bigger, and there is a hermit who cultivates in Zhongnan Mountain.

This person gave Wang Yan, and heard that Zhongli had great skills, so he came to visit.

"Dare to ask Daoyou, what year is this year?" Wang Yan asked.

"The old man is more than 500 years old this year." Zhongli looked at Wang Yan and didn't pay attention to it.

"Oh, yes, it's really good, 500 years ago it was the Liang Dynasty, it must have been a big official, right?" Wang Yan was surprised in his heart, he was more than 500 years old, it seemed that he really had real skills, but Peng Zu was only 800 years old.

"If you don't count as a big official, it's just a moderation envoy!" Zhongli stroked his forehead.

When Wang Yan heard this, he laughed, why should you be, and when he heard it: "The Liang Dynasty only has Siping, Si'an, Sizhen, and Sizeng generals, how can there be any official titles of Jiedu envoys?"

After speaking, Wang Yan flicked his sleeves and turned to leave.

Zhongli didn't take it seriously, and still recommended Xuanzong as usual.

"Your Majesty, there is a drought lotus root in Zhongnan Mountain, which prolongs life and longevity, dispelles illness and strengthens the body, replenishes qi and strengthens the yang, and the sexual affairs are not strong, and Baili is harmless." Bell departure mouth is recommended.

When Xuanzong heard about it, he immediately sent Zhongli to look for it.

There was a general named Forrest Gump in the dynasty, and he had long been unaccustomed to this old gang.

This old gang was abducted and deceived, and wrote to His Majesty many times, but he just didn't listen.

This time, there was a dry lotus root that had nothing to grow, so he stood up and said, "Changchun, Chitose Tsuta. Dry lotus, Dumont also. The Fang family has not been used for a long time, and the name is changed to God. The folk use wine-stained vines, and many drinkers die violently. ”

Zhongli saw that the matter was revealed, and the gray peach died.

Xuanzong didn't chase it, the people died because of eating ivy, it was because of him, it would be too shameless if it was pursued, after all, he was the king of a country, so it would be over.

After Zhongli escaped, he died not long after.

In fact, there are still incidents like this, and the people heard that the price of salt was going to rise, and a large amount of salt was stored.

Even hundreds of hoards, so that the salt is moldy, and there is still a lot left.

Hoarding is the instinct of Chinese people, and in those days of the mask epidemic, it was said that this medicine could be effectively alleviated, and that medicine could be effectively alleviated.

It has been confirmed that most of them are online rumors.

Spread rumors with one mouth, refute rumors and break your legs.

Bai Ze sighed, so this old Taoist priest is sanctimonious, and he is a complete liar.

When it comes to dealing with immortals, it's all about putting gold on your face.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest Zhong Li retreated to the side.

"Hey, after the old Taoist priest finished speaking, it must be my turn." A young man stepped forward and drank the ecstasy.

Bai Ze continued to watch and listen.

After drinking, Da Shao looked at Bai Ze and told the truth of the matter.

The young man's name is Xu Chen, and his father is the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, although he has passed away.

His father passed away, leaving behind a large fortune and living in the capital with his stepmother.

Seeing that he was about to reach the age of marriage, Zhang Luo matchmaker searched for it.

It just so happens that the niece of Concubine Wan in this palace is also of this age.

Xu Chen discussed the matter with his stepmother, and both agreed.

Agree on this, and it will come naturally.

Xu Chen was overjoyed, and married his relatives of the emperor, and his status naturally rose.

Inform the matchmaker that the Xu family agrees to this.

The stepmother went to Wanfu and looked at Wanfu magnificently and extremely luxurious.

Sure enough, it is worthy of being a relative of the emperor, this courtyard is not something that ordinary people can live in, this Wan Yuer is the niece of Wan Guifei, and she can live in this place, there is no doubt that this matter is not worth doubting.

There are countless dowry gifts, as a rich and noble family, the number of gifts cannot be lost, and Wan Yuer's family must not feel that they have looked down on the eldest lady.

On the day of the wedding, I had fun, wearing the groom's mansion to get married, but the people of Wanfu went to the empty building, and the housekeepers, deacons, servants and maids were all gone.

Xu Cheng, who realized it later, then figured it out, isn't this a fairy jump?

Ancient books record that in Lin'an City of the Great Song Dynasty, there was a Li Si, who was a wealthy businessman who made a windfall for some reason.

If you have money, you want to spend a way, buy an official and a half-job, and have an official position, so that you can solve some troubles.

Staying in an inn, there is a house opposite the door, the door hangs a curtain, and there is often a young woman standing behind the curtain to watch the street lively. The shadow of the flowers through the curtain, the delicate voice of the warbler, caused this lonely nouveau riche to think about it.

"This woman is rare in the world, if she can...... It's overjoyed, overjoyed! Li Sixiao's eyes lit up.

One day, Li Si peeked through the window to the opposite door, and a citrus vendor walked the streets and alleys here.

Li Si wanted to eat, but he didn't want to spend money to buy it, so he had a plan.

It is proposed to make a bet with the vendor, firstly, to show off his skills in front of the little young woman who cares, and secondly, to eat citrus for free, which is simply the best of both worlds.

Unexpectedly, stealing chickens did not make rice, and I lost a hundred taels in the bet.

Li Si hung his head and turned around to leave, when suddenly a boy appeared at the door, holding a plate of citrus and said: "Childe, my housewife saw that my son lost a bet and lost his capital, so she couldn't bear it, so she sent me to send a few home-grown oranges to the officials to taste."

Li Si learned that the housewife was the little young woman at the door, and he was happy in his heart, thinking that the loss of this hundred taels was not wronged.

Pulling the boy's things and pulling, I learned from the pulling that the man was an official of the imperial court.

went out on business, leaving the delicate little beauty at home to keep the empty room alone.

Li Si's heart moved, stealing jade and stealing incense, there is a chance to take it!

Since there is an opportunity, then naturally pack some gifts and ask the boy to give them to the housewife.

This is even if the thread is pulled, and after that, the little beauty gave the boy the dishes, snacks, pastries and other things to Li Si.

Li Si bought some jewelry, cloth, ready-to-wear or something, and asked the boy to give it to the little beauty, which was also a gift.

After several twists and turns, through the boy, Li Si bought off this slave and maid.

Take advantage of the night and have a tryst with your sweetheart.

The hostess is very good in size, and she is not happy to hug and hug.

After three glasses of wine, Li Si's eyes were red, and he was no longer limited to hugging and hugging, he wanted to do that kind of reluctance.

The pants were all off, but I didn't expect the man to come back suddenly.

The two of them were blocked naked.

"You ...... You dogs and men. "No matter how good the man's cultivation is, he can't resist the green grassland above his head!

picked up the bench and saw that he was about to split his head and cover his face.

"My lord, spare my life, I have money, I have money......" Li Sisi was shocked, and immediately remembered to spend money on things.

"Money...... How much can you give? When the man heard that he had money, he put down his stool and was a little calm.

"I ...... I have a lot of ...... A lot of money. "Li Si just wants to solve this matter quickly, otherwise he will be sent to the government.

The man asked the servants to accompany him back to the inn and plundered his belongings.

The next day, Li Si, who had spent money to eliminate the disaster, peeped at the opposite door, but it was someone who went to the empty building.

After quietly inquiring again, I learned that the family moved to a rented house for a while from somewhere, and moved out overnight for some reason.

Bai Ze sighed. This is the "beauty bureau" of "taking prostitutes as concubines and seducing teenagers as things".

The funny thing is that this Li Si, who has a ghost in his heart, does not dare to speak out when he is empty.

Similar hue scams became more prevalent in the Yuan and Ming dynasties, such as: poking the bag, a gang of sticks to deceive people to pretend to be married for outsiders.

When going on a blind date, the beauty in costume comes forward, and the ugly one is easy to change when you get married. Most of the "top tank" people coaxed female beggars from the street to be "horses" for them are also deceived.

The accomplice who acted as the "bride" sat in a sedan chair and carried the door, and within a few days, the inside and outside should be combined, and the belongings of the deceived people were swept away.

This Li Si retreated, and a handsome man came again.

This man has the appearance of Pan An, if he is still alive, maybe he is also a beautiful son who is popular with thousands of girls.

The man drank the ecstasy and spoke.

In the late Qing Dynasty, most of the Belle Lords at that time were idle, had nothing to do, liked to visit the kiln when they had nothing to do, and then drank flower wine, and almost slept in the green building at night.

Ai Xinjue is one of them, passing the time this day, and came to the Qinglou again.

A batch of new tea arrived in this Lichun Courtyard, and Ai Xinjue was interested and immediately ordered one.

The girl named Xiaohua looked at Ai Xinjue pitifully.

"Uncle, okay, save me from the sea of suffering, I was tricked in.

Wars and strife, families were ruined, and they were abducted and trafficked to this place, slaves...... The slave family is so pitiful! "The small pear blossom brings rain, which makes people feel sorry for me.

Although the art is not sold to the body, but the body of the old father in the family still needs to be buried, if it is delayed, I am afraid that this body will not be the same, isn't this the unfilial piety of being a child?

Then Ai Xinjue believed stupidly, first comforted him, and then took out the silver taels and asked him to bury his father.

But this letter is lost, the woman first let this stupid Ai Xinjue wait here, and then ran away with the money, this person stupidly didn't know how long he waited, only to find out that he had been deceived, most of these are some liars captive female dependents, taught them piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood, and then sold them to the Qinglou, and then defrauded the money with this kind of story, and ran away without a trace.

Because the Baylors at that time were all face-loving and couldn't let others know about these things, they did it hastily, and this liar killed two birds with one stone.

This little flower first cheated the bustard out of his money, and then he also danced a Belle master, which was completely a time to kill two birds with one stone.

Shoot a shot back to a place, and then run to the next city to continue doing this, most of the people who were deceived are a little powerful, because of the loss of face and can not be quiet, it is not easy to find in private, most of the people who encounter this thing think that they are unlucky to eat grass.

Someone asked, where is this good boy?

In fact, this little flower is the deity of the good son, a boy and a girl, if it is not a loved one, I am afraid it is really not easy to wipe.