112 Nonsense Literature
Han Yinchu's interrogation was deafening, and everyone in the court hung their heads in shame.
"Okay, now let's go back to the beginning, now Zhang Aiqing still thinks it's useless to study? Who else thinks that arithmetic is useless?! ——”
The last sound, the momentum was impressive, and the majestic man's voice still lingered, pressing the kneeling Lord Zhang on the ground to the point that his back could not be bent more, and no one in the party of Lord Zhang dared to respond......
Han Yinchu's dragon robe was raised, and he walked back to the throne step by step with the momentum of thunder, his hands on his knees, looking at it from a distance, it looked very much like the appearance of the Holy Ancestor Emperor, but the words he said made people feel friendly and confused:
"But Zhang Aiqing is old after all, she can't accept new things, and she feels that it's human nature that it's useless to learn, and she can't be too ......strict with the elderly."
When Lord Zhang heard this, his first reaction was not that Han Yinchu was mocking, but that he felt a strong fear-
"Since Zhang Aiqing is not good at arithmetic, it is okay, so let's talk about what Zhang Aiqing is good at. Zhang Aiqing also spent time in the Guozijian and the Ministry of Rites......"
Mr. Zhang knelt on the ground sluggishly and nodded, no matter what the calamity was in front of him, he felt that he couldn't escape......
"Since our Zhang Aiqing is the opposite of arithmetic - he has a deep literary attainment, how can he write this kind of article?"
Han Yin smiled lightly, and threw an article in his hand in front of Mr. Zhang and asked him to read it by himself.
"This is the day I asked you to write a "Report on the Analysis of Why the Subjects Violate the Law" from the perspective of Dali Temple, and you handed me this kind of thing?
There is only a simple accumulation of this year's data, no comparison with last year and the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, no case analysis, and no horizontal comparison between various criminal names; If I want to read the numbers myself, why don't I go through the dossier myself?
And your suggestions and future work ideas and methods, you give me thoughts, I can't pollute my ears alone......"
"Emperor, Emperor...... Wei Chen didn't dare anymore...... "Boss Zhang hasn't made such a big gift for a long time, and he is curled up on the ground like a newborn baby, trying to reduce his sense of existence.
"Read!"
“…… Micro and micro ministers suggested that the government should strengthen the publicity and education of the law and improve the quality of the subjects:
Guide the subjects to establish a correct Confucian concept of goodness, enhance the moral cultivation and legal awareness of people, and popularize the concept of "Ming Punishment and Punishment Teaching" among the subjects more quickly, so that the subjects "dare not disobey and do not want to violate";
The second point is to strengthen preventive measures to curb the occurrence of crime:
Officials and soldiers have strengthened their duties, increased shifts, and set up patrol and public security prevention systems to effectively crack down on violations and crimes;
The third point is to strengthen supervision:
It is not only necessary to keep prisoners in prison under strict supervision, but also to monitor them after they are released from prison to prevent them from committing further crimes, including but not limited to strict punishment for all criminal acts and better monitoring of criminal activities......"
Even Huang Bao frowned when he heard this: Is there any difference between what he said and what he didn't? Besides, "headache and foot pain" is obviously the best policy, right?
He all knows the principles of "Cang Liao actually knows etiquette, and if he has enough food and clothing, he knows honor and disgrace" and "gambling is close to theft, rape and killing", that boss Zhang is completely putting the cart before the horse......
He has been in charge of the old prison for so many years, can he not even understand this truth?
Not to mention that Han Yin didn't believe it at the beginning, even Huang Bao scoffed.
So there is only one answer: the old man surnamed Zhang did it on purpose, and he was unwilling to get along with the emperor! ——
Use a "report" that is not wrong but never right, to prevaricate the holy ...... today
"Alas......" Han Yinchu showed a "heartbroken" expression: "Zhang Aiqing, I only understand your hard work now!"
Xiao Guanzi did teach how to write 'material analysis', but I didn't expect that although you were 'unworthy' and couldn't understand it, you still tried your best to put on this format to make me 'smile', which can be regarded as a 'good deed' you did before you 'returned to your hometown'......"
Huang Bao almost laughed out loud, the emperor's "yin and yang weirdness" is really getting more and more perfect!
"Emperor, Emperor......" Mr. Zhang raised his body in astonishment, a little at a loss. Isn't it just that if a "report" is not written, he will be "forced to send a letter"?! It's not fair! ——
didn't wait for Mr. Zhang's "emperor" to come up with something, but Han Yinchu's patience seemed to be exhausted:
"Okay, don't pretend, everyone's hearts are like mirrors, I said that 'suing the old man and returning to his hometown' is to give you dignity, and if you don't give face, you will be directly taught to 'send back to your hometown'; Thinking about closing his eyes and receiving the salary, how can there be such a good thing in the world? ——
Supervise the imperial history and listen to me! Those who are 'lazy, mediocre, neglectful, and inactive' will also be impeached by me! You don't want to be a good official, some people want to be a good official! ”
As soon as these words came out, the room was in an uproar. Some people seem to be in trouble, but some people seem to feel that the hard days have come to an end, as if they have been beaten with chicken blood, and they kowtow vigorously to thank them, which is in stark contrast to their colleagues who are numb and numb on the side, as if they are facing a great enemy.
Mr. Zhang always felt that he was not wrong, and even wanted to fight to the death:
"Your Majesty, how do you belittle the old ministers, the ministers admit it! But don't you think you're too much of a traitor? This is a sign of the destruction of the country in all dynasties......"
Han Yinchu had already planned to throw off his sleeves and leave, but suddenly heard a sentence of "traitor", his eyebrows subconsciously frowned, turned half of his body, half of his face sank into the shadows, and his voice seemed to come from the netherworld:
"Of all the things that Xiaoguanzi has done, which one is not related to the national economy and people's livelihood?"
The old man still didn't know whether he was alive or dead, "If the emperor says that there is no one, then there is no good; But Xiaoguan's father-in-law and private morality are at a loss, isn't this the appearance of a traitor? ”
"What private virtue?!"
"He always runs into the green building!"
"Which law in the Dayong Dynasty does not allow eunuchs to go to the Qinglou?!" As soon as Han Yinchu's words came out, the hall was really quiet.
Hey, don't say it, don't say it......
Old man Zhang was speechless again...... "But ......" Han Yinchu smiled and picked up in a good mood:
"The law of the Dayong Dynasty did not say that eunuchs were not allowed to visit the kiln, but it was expressly forbidden for the court to order officials to prostitutes, thanks to Zhang Aiqing...... Oh no, Old Man Zhang reminded me that I have to go back and ask Xiao Guanzi who he saw when he went to the Qinglou......"
"Oh my God, Lao Zhang, I've made you miserable! ——”
"That's it, what kind of mouth do you have, do you want to drag everyone into the water together? ……”
The former Dali Temple Secretary Zhang seemed to feel that the whole world was spinning, and he was obviously complacent before the last dynasty; How did we get to the point where we have no fame and no one living alone? ……