124 Idol of God
In the dimly lit room, no one spoke, only the chirping of waterfowl outside, bringing in greetings.
Guan Youjun felt a little overly depressed, squinting at the three people on the Buddhist shrine in front of him, or the three gods, and began to have nothing to say.
"What is the uncle's house enshrined?"
Han Yinchu looked at one of the rough clay pottery figures wearing "golden helmets and armor"; Looking at the shape, he should be holding a sword in one hand and a thing similar to the "Dinghai Divine Pearl" in the other-
The work of this idol is so rough that you can only distinguish the face and movement by the paint on it.
"This is, General Yang Yu?!" Han Yin was not sure at first, and asked the captain.
"Yes, our fishermen on Dongting Lake are either worshipping General Yang Yu or Liu Yijun......"
"Liu Yi?! Is that the 'Liu Yi' you are talking about? - "Han Yinchu asked Guan Youjun, wanting to hear the answer from her.
"What do you think ......" Guan Hejun was afraid of Han Yinchu, Liu Yi had a high prestige in Dongting Lake! ……
"But, old man, who is this? ——" Han Yinchu looked at the remaining clay statue, frowned and thought for a long time, but he didn't guess who it was.
Even if it was a man or an animal, he didn't tell if it was human:
It seems to have a human face, but this mouth is also too long; There are two bulges on the head, and it is impossible to tell whether they are two small mustaches or ears; The best thing is that he is still wearing the current official uniform, and he seems to be holding a jade wat in his hand, instead of the common kind of heavy clothes that the gods should wear.
Not only Han Yinchu, but even Guan Hejun came up: "Uncle, what are you enshrined?" ……”
Han Yin shook his hands at the beginning: "If you want me to say, it should be a duck:
After all, they are fishermen, and duck feathers are not afraid of water, and ducks can swim, praying that the duck god will bless the boat to be as stable as a swimming duck and catch more fish, shrimp, and snails like a duck...... Doesn't that make sense? ”
"Cut~" Guan Youjun disdainfully: "But how can the duck have hands?" Just because you like duck doesn't mean you look like duck......"
Han Yinchu put his hands around his chest impatiently, "Then dare to ask this son, what kind of high opinion do you have?" ”
"If you want me to say, it's clearly a mouse, you see, the ears are all on it! Also, isn't this beard lifelike? The last point...... "Guan Youjun pointed to something behind the pottery statue that seemed to be in the tail-
"Isn't that the tail?"
Han Yinchu grinned and sneered: "Can you use your brain first when you speak?" Who worships rats? Think you have too much food at home? Even if you say it's a fox, it's more likely......"
"Then let's neutralize it, and call this little fairy 'rat rat and duck'......"
"Actually, this is a fox." The captain really couldn't stand the malicious speculation of these two people about the people they worshipped, and directly announced the answer.
"Huh?! ——" Guan Youjun and Han Yinchu were stunned at the same time.
"You're a fisherman, not a woodcutter, what are you going to do to worship an animal in the mountains?" The representative of the prosecution, Han Yinchu, made a statement.
"It's not just our fishing offerings, it's the current fashion! ......" replied on behalf of the old man on behalf of the defense.
"Poof! ——" The prosecution's second defense Guan and Jun couldn't help but laugh out loud: "What kind of fashion is this, the emperor and the queen of heaven, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, and the twenty-four heavens...... Isn't it enough to worship now? ”
"Alas~ The little boy is wrong, no matter how many of those immortals there are, no one has ever seen them, right? But this little fairy is a living example of changing his life against the sky! ……”
"Old man, have you been deceived? I've only heard of Daji and the like turning into human form, how can there be a 'person' who looks like a fox...... "Han Yinchu, who has always respected the elderly, couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded the unscrupulous traders who even the old people were pitted behind their backs.
Guan Youjun looked extremely funny, picked up a water scoop, drank water and watched the play.
"Alas! But you can't say that, how can Su Daji be compared to Xiaoguan's father-in-law! ——”
"Poof! ——" The water that Guan Youjun had just put into his mouth sprayed Han Yinchu's feet directly, and Han Yinchu didn't have time to pay attention to Guan and Jun, and Guan and Jun made a surprised sound at the same time:
"What do you say?! ——”
"What do you say?! ——”
The captain was startled by the two of them, and then stabilized his figure: "No, that's right, this is Xiaoguan Gong Relations and Jun!" Now everyone is popular to worship him......"
"Why worship him?! - "Han Yinchu's face was full of question marks in capital letters.
"yes, why worship me...... No, I mean, why is Grandpa Guan a fox? Guan Youjun and Han Yinchu got together, their faces confused.
The captain pretended to be mysterious, and sat down calmly in the sight of the two of them, although he sat on a bench, he sat on the momentum of the Taishi chair:
"Worship Xiaoguan Gong Relations and Jun, is to seek his 'good luck, wisdom and courage'; because of his cleverness, he has repeatedly performed miraculous feats around the emperor, wisely eliminating the king of Qi, Enke taking scholars, and saving longevity......
It is precisely because of his 'resourcefulness' that a lot of new blood has been added to the court, and we in Yueyang have Lord Yue Qi in office, and life is better than before;
And because of the 'amnesty for the world,' my son who was falsely accused was able to get out of prison......"
In the depths of love, the old man lifted the sleeves of the patches and used them to wipe the wet corners of his eyes.
"Xiao Guan's father-in-law relied on his 'wisdom and close to demons', which made him lucky again and again, and he became the biggest 'celebrity' around the emperor. Isn't this a living little fairy? ……”
Guan Youjun thought so, "That's right! Xiaoguan's father-in-law is 'wise and close to the demon', no wonder the people want to imagine her as a cute, cunning, and witty little fox! ……”
"Yes, yes! - "Han Yin Chu was a little worried," Without the emperor's backing, wouldn't it be difficult for him to move an inch? If you don't erect a statue of the emperor, you don't even have to be stingy with an immortal tablet? ”
Guan Youjun was so sad that he grinned at the corners of his mouth, thinking about persuading Han Yinchu, and then Uncle Gong dropped a bombshell, which caught her off guard! ——
"Who said that there is no enshrinement to the current emperor? Xiaoguan's father-in-law and the current emperor's honor and disgrace are one, isn't it equivalent to worshipping the current emperor's father-in-law......"
Han Yinchu and Guan Youjun looked at each other, and saw their stupid "faces" from each other's eyes: they can understand every word, why can't they be understood when they are connected together? ……
"Both of you should have heard of the famous book "Guanshan Cold Moon"! ——”
Guan Youjun and Han Yinchu nodded one and shook their heads.