Chapter 261: Monkey Paper Xiansen
The sailors who entered the live broadcast room were all surprised by the appearance of the Taoist.
Those who have watched the live broadcast from the very beginning have long been accustomed to the appearance of the Taoist chief wearing a mask.
Although they were also curious, what the Taoist under the mask looked like.
But when the Taoist chief really showed his face, they were still more or less unaccustomed to it.
"With the image and temperament of our Taoist chief, even if he goes out to set up a stall to tell fortunes, he earns more than other old men and old ladies."
"Immortals descend to earth, it's nothing more than that, right?"
"Dao Chief, do you think you still lack grandchildren?"
"Add me one, my grandfather died a little early, and he lacks his love."
"No, there is father's love and mother's love, why is there still father's love?"
"Brothers, I have a friend who found out that his wife was flirting with others in prestige and posted some explicit photos. Then my friend told his mother-in-law, but her mother-in-law said that she wanted me to look away and didn't want us to divorce. My wife also said that she didn't do anything excessive, but I always felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, what should I do? ”
"I have a friend series?"
"No, how did you change from third person to first person?"
"Big brother, wake up, you haven't even had a girlfriend, how can you have a wife and mother-in-law?"
"! Is this a short story from emotional ethics to a supernatural thriller story? ”
"If you want to talk about me, then change your position and go to sleep, and see what the wife in the dream does next."
"I'm afraid that if I continue to sleep, I won't be able to dream of my previous wife."
Looking at the barrage of sand sculpture sailors, Lu Heng smiled and said, "We are still live telling fortunes tonight." ”
"It's still the old rule, from the water friends who give gifts, two destined people are randomly selected......"
As soon as his words fell, the sailors habitually began to give gifts.
Even though only two people can be drawn every night, the probability is lower than winning the lottery, but everyone still has a lot of fun.
After all, if you can be drawn, the benefits are not too much.
Count career, marriage, friends, unsolved cases, etc., as long as you want to know, there is almost nothing that the Taoist can't calculate.
And even if you don't win the lottery, you can enjoy two whole dramas.
This is also the most anticipated program for sailors.
Every friend who is destined to be a sailor can bring endless laughter to everyone.
Soon, the five-minute gift-giving time passed.
"Alright, it's time!"
"You don't have to give any more gifts."
Lu Heng shouted to stop, and then pressed the lottery button in the live broadcast room.
In the blink of an eye, tonight's two lucky sailors have been drawn.
"Let's congratulate the two little friends of 'Monkey Paper Xiansen' and 'Kuding Black Tea' for becoming the lucky water friends tonight!"
Lu Heng glanced at the two people who were drawn and read out each other's names.
"Alas! It's another night that I didn't get drawn! ”
"If I can be drawn by the Taoist, I must go downstairs to buy a lottery ticket as soon as possible."
"Huh! Even if you can be drawn by the Taoist, you may not be able to win the lottery! ”
"I don't care! I don't care! The people who win the lottery are ordinary people, and there is absolutely no childcare! ”
"Brother, you forgot to add a dog's head!"
"Then the question is, if you win 30 million and your girlfriend suddenly gets sick and needs 2998W, what will you do?"
"Then she's dead! Lottery winnings are accidental and subject to a tax rate of 20% according to the relevant regulations! ”
"No matter how much money it is, I have to save my right hand! I couldn't have lived without her! ”
"Brother, you are really affectionate and righteous!"
"I will choose to save my girlfriend, even if it is more money inside! After all, money is just a number, and she's the one who wants to be with me for the rest of my life......"
"I see, your girlfriend is sitting next to you, right?"
"Pick and choose, choose your sister? Lao Tzu chosen, can you give money? ”
In the habitual crooked building of water friends, Lu Heng found the "monkey paper Xiansen".
After sending him an invitation to Lianmai, he smiled: "Now let's invite tonight's first lucky water friend - 'Monkey Paper Xiansen'!" ”
Soon, this "Monkey Paper Sen" accepted the invitation of Lianmai.
What is somewhat unexpected is that it is not a person who appears in the live broadcast room, but a man and a woman.
The man was in his early thirties, with a cigarette in his mouth, and he was quite handsome, but his expression was a little gloomy.
The woman sitting next to him was younger, with long hair and red eye circles, apparently just crying.
This scene immediately made the sailors happy.
"The old man pinched his fingers, these two must be a couple!"
"How do you know? Why can't it be brother and sister? ”
"That's right, why don't I see what kind of husband and wife they are?"
"Silly ×! Look at the head of the bed behind them, is there a wedding photo hanging on it? ”
"6 Ah! Didn't notice just now. ”
"Look at the appearance of these two male and female, they should have just finished arguing, right?"
"Definitely! My wife and I were exactly the same as the two of them when we first quarreled, but then it got better. ”
"Why did you get better? Curious"
"Divorced, don't quarrel, isn't that natural?"
After observing the couple for a while, Lu Heng smiled and said, "Good evening, two little friends!" ”
"I don't know what the two little friends call them?"
Hearing his question, the man barely squeezed out a smile and replied, "Old Daoist, you are good!" ”
"My surname is Hou, and I have the same surname as the little Hou who was deceived in online dating before."
"In order to distinguish the two of us, you can just call me 'Dahou'."
After speaking, Dahou glanced at his wife beside him, pouted, and signaled that it was your turn.
The woman waited for him fiercely, and then said, "Dao Chief, you can just call me 'Ruirui'." ”
"Good! Dahou and Rui Rui, right? ”
"I don't know what the two little friends want to help tonight?"
Lu Heng continued to ask.
"Old Daoist, in fact, our affairs are a little difficult to talk about......"
Dahou licked his lips, and a look of embarrassment appeared on his face.
Rui Rui on the side snorted coldly and said, "What's so bad about talking?" ”
"Why don't you let me do it?"
"Forget it, let's talk about it!"
When the marquis heard this, he shook his head again and again.
After thinking for a while, he briefly sorted out his thoughts, and then slowly spoke: "Old Daoist, things are actually like this......"
"Just three months ago, my wife gave birth to a big fat son for me, and we are both very happy in our family."
"But my dad always thought that this kid didn't look like me."
"I didn't care too much about it at the time, after all, who my wife is, I know very well that it is impossible to cheat behind my back."
"Besides, isn't it normal for children to look like their fathers and some to look like their mothers?"
"But my dad doesn't think so!"
"Just a week ago, he took my son for a DNA test without telling my wife and me."
"It turned out that my dad and my son were not related by blood......"
(End of chapter)