Chapter 268: Unlucky

"Thank you for your attention and support!"

Lu Heng nodded with a smile, and then asked, "I don't know what Xiaoyou is called?" ”

"Old Daoist, my surname is Qi!"

"You can just call me 'Xiao Qi'."

"Kuding Black Tea" hurriedly replied.

"Qi Xiaoyou, right?"

"I don't know what Xiaoyou wants to count tonight?"

Lu Heng asked with a smile.

"Dao Chief, I want to ask you to help me calculate my father!"

Xiao Qi had already figured out what he was going to be, so when he heard Lu Heng's question, he replied directly without thinking about it.

"Dao Chief, let me introduce you first......

"This is my mother!"

Xiao Qi stretched out his finger and pointed at the middle-aged woman next to him, and introduced with a smile.

"Hello, Dao Chief!"

The middle-aged woman nodded and politely said hello.

Lu Heng bowed slightly, waiting for Xiao Qi's narration.

"Dao Chief, in fact, I'm a person, and I don't believe in any fortune-telling, feng shui or anything like that."

"I think these things are feudal dross and deceitful ......"

As Xiao Qi spoke, he suddenly remembered that he was asking the Taoist chief to help him tell his fortune.

So he hurriedly remedied: "Of course, except for you, Dao Chief!" ””

"Unlike those liars, you have real skills!"

When Lu Heng heard this, he smiled faintly and didn't care.

Xiao Qi continued: "But recently, I suddenly wondered whether the so-called feng shui numerology is true? ”

"The reason why I'm so confused is because of my father's recent series of bad luck."

"A week ago, when our family was having dinner at home, he slipped the sole of his foot and twisted his ankle when he was serving soup."

"Five days ago, when he was taking a shower, the electric water heater suddenly leaked for some reason, and he almost got electrocuted."

"Three days ago, he and my mother were out for a walk and were hit in the eye by stones from the vehicle."

"Just yesterday, when he was out fishing with a friend, he caught a big fish and pulled the rod hard, but the fish didn't pull up, but the rod broke. And the broken rod bounced back, and a bloody mark was made on his forehead. ”

"This morning, he went out to buy breakfast, but accidentally stepped on the empty stairs. The whole person rolled straight down from the third floor, and then broke his right calf......"

Speaking of this, Xiao Qi shook his head helplessly.

"I don't know what's going on."

"Just plain bad luck?"

"Or is it because he provoked something that caused him to be unlucky again and again?"

"So, I'd like to ask you to help you do the math and see what happened to my father."

After Xiao Qi finished speaking, he looked at Lu Heng expectantly.

After listening to what happened to Xiao Qi's father, the sailors leaned forward and fell back one by one.

"I'll you, why is Xiao Qi's father as unlucky as the previous Ju Huasong?"

"It's far off, okay? Where is he as unlucky as our lady Ju? ”

"That's right, I'm afraid that if you search all over the Dragon Kingdom, you may not be able to find a second one as unlucky as Ju Huasong."

"Haha! I thought that my mother was there, and Xiao Qi couldn't live, but I didn't expect that I was still too young! ”

"Xiao Qi really didn't work, because it was his father who lived!"

"Speaking of bad luck, I was also quite unlucky yesterday! Yesterday when I was on the subway at work, I met a beautiful girl and added her prestige. After work, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, and she said yes, and she was lying with her, watching us talk......"

"Isn't this a kind of NTR?"

"Come on, brother! A goal without a goalkeeper would be meaningless! ”

"The minotaur will die to the master!"

"Don't give up, there is only one opponent with an object, and I don't know how many opponents without an object!"

"The highest level of pick-up is not to ask for WeChat, but to gain trust from confident conversation!"

"I couldn't help chatting, I wanted to see you late, so you didn't go back to your house that night, she didn't go back to her house......"

"What's wrong? Is this a change of home? ”

"! When I was out walking my dog yesterday, a lump of bird droppings fell on my mouth, and it made me sick! ”

"Lao Tie, you should click your mouth and see what this bird has eaten?"

"The live broadcast room is really full of talents, my Nima laughs so much that my stomach hurts!"

The middle-aged woman couldn't help frowning when she saw her son's pious face.

"Son, is he accurate?"

"Don't be fooled!"

The middle-aged woman couldn't help but speak.

"Mom, don't worry!"

"In terms of fortune-telling, no one can compare to this old Taoist!"

As an old fan in the live broadcast room, Xiao Qi naturally knows how powerful Lu Heng is.

So he didn't hesitate for a moment, and directly patted his chest and reassured.

But seeing her son like this, the middle-aged woman's brows became deeper and deeper.

Obviously, she felt that her son must have been deceived!

After hesitating, she asked again: "Then how much does it cost for this Taoist to calculate his life?" ”

"It's a cloud-piercing arrow, almost five hundred yuan."

Xiao Qi replied casually.

"What? Five hundred? ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged woman immediately widened her eyes and exclaimed, "Why is it so expensive?" ”

"The fortune tellers who set up a stall over there in the big temple are only one or two hundred at most."

"You must have given too much!"

Xiao Qi laughed and said, "Mom, although those who set up stalls can also tell fortunes, they are not the same as the Taoist at all!" ”

"Their so-called fortune-telling is just deception and deception."

"But the Taoist is really good at fortune telling, and he counts accurately!"

"I've watched the live broadcast for so long, and the Taoist chief hasn't miscalculated a person!"

"The Taoist can be calculated so accurately, and it is reasonable that the fee is a little more expensive."

"Besides, the Taoist didn't ask for the money for this fortune-telling gift, and he donated it all......"

"Yes...... But that's too expensive, isn't it? ”

The middle-aged woman thought about it, but still shook her head and said, "Why don't we go to the big temple tomorrow." ”

"Ask the fortune teller over there to help tell the fortune, you can save half!"

When Xiao Qi heard this, he was completely speechless.

He had to patiently explain: "Mom, didn't I tell you, the fortune tellers over there are all liars!" ”

"They don't think anything at all, they just say something ambiguous, and then it's psychological, comforting and comforting you."

"But the Taoist is different!"

"Anything you want to know, he'll figure it out for you."

"When the Taoist chief was telling fortunes before, he not only solved the unsolved cases that the police had not solved for many years, but even caught the incognito wanted criminal!"

He ...... Is he really that good? ”

After listening to this, the middle-aged woman was a little incredulous.

"That's nature!"

Xiao Qi nodded vigorously and continued: "Whether it is the past or the future, as long as the Dao Chief wants to know, he can calculate it!" ”

"This ......"

Hearing this, a flash of panic suddenly flashed in the eyes of the middle-aged woman.

"Forget it, don't forget it!"

"Tomorrow...... Tomorrow we'll go to the big temple ......."

She shook her head again and again, as if she was becoming more and more resistant.

(End of chapter)