Chapter 338: Be My Cat

"System!"

Lu Heng silently recited in his heart.

In the blink of an eye, the system interface appeared in front of his eyes.

Host: Lu Heng (Road Code: Qingfeng)

Age: 18

Status: Normal

Repair: build a layer of foundation

Exercises: "Taiyi Five Qi Formula", "Xiangyun Treading the Sky", "Flying Immortal Method", "Taixuan Alchemy", "Corpse Control Mantra"

Magic Weapon: Phantom Mask (Magic Weapon), Bronze Danding (Magic Weapon), White Spirit Jade Bottle (Magic Weapon), Heavenly Demon Blood God Needle (Magic Weapon), Yin Wooden Coffin (Magic Weapon), Blood God Statue (Magic Weapon)

Array: Bloody Shadow Array

Life: 392

The number of hits has increased by 14 from before.

Counting three times before and after, wasting 9 days of life, overall it is a loss!

But if you lose points, you will lose points, who makes the sand sculpture sailors so cute?

"The first lucky sailor tonight has been counted, so let's invite the second lucky sailor - 'Be my cat'!"

After finding the corresponding screen name, Lu Heng sent an invitation to connect with the microphone.

About two or three minutes later, "Be My Cat" accepted the invitation to connect with the microphone.

Unlike the first male lucky sailor, the second lucky sailor tonight is a woman.

And a beauty!

"Be My Cat" looks like he is twenty-six or seventeen years old, his eyes are as bright as black pearls, and he is full of wisdom, revealing a sense of wisdom and confidence.

Her slender eyebrows are gently raised, revealing her delicate makeup and shrewdness.

Her skin is fair and smooth, delicate as jade, exuding a natural glow.

Her long hair fell like a waterfall to her waist, black and elastic, and every strand of hair carried her moving temperament.

Even across the screen, you will be attracted by her charm and can't extricate yourself......

Seeing this, the old critics in the live broadcast room couldn't help but let out a wolf howl.

"Little sister, I would like you to be a cat!"

"Don't talk about being a cat, you can be a dog!"

"Wow Wow...... Lick the dog, I'm a professional! ”

"Hello beauty, do you have a boyfriend? You don't mind marrying me, do you? ”

"Tianhai Wu Yanzu, who has been single for many years, has finally waited for the princess that belongs to me!"

"Hello, Miss! I see that your dark circles are a little serious and don't seem to be healthy, please send me your signal and I'll help you see the condition. ”

"Brother, you're making a lot of calculations, aren't you?"

"Abacus collapsed, understand?"

"When I was born, God gave me two choices. Either choose to marry you, or get superhuman memory. At night, when my girlfriend lay next to me and asked me what I had chosen, I didn't remember. ”

"You remember God, but I don't! Manual Dog Head"

"When looking for a partner, everyone must pay attention to two points: first, you can't find someone who has an object, and you can't do that lack of morality! Second, you can't ask for what you don't have, and you don't want anyone else, so why should we want it? ”

"So, brother, you must be as good as jade for a lifetime, and you must not be cheap to those women!"

"There are still a lot of good people in the world!"

"Today, a customer complained about me, saying that my fried dishes were very salty, and the head chef smashed my pot and asked me if I didn't need money for salt, and I didn't dare to refute. What he didn't know was that I didn't put more salt, I just missed you so much when I stir-fried that tears fell into the pot......"

"Damn, I haven't seen it, I stole it!"

"I just want to say five words: Hello, please get married!"

"I didn't turn my gun at women and children, I chose to turn my gun at myself. What is tightly grasped is the savagery in human nature, and what is splashed out is the turbidity of the spiritual sea. The dull eyes after the storm were my last stubbornness. ”

"You'd better be ......"

"I plucked a yellow hair and went to check it because of the lack of vitamin A, but fortunately it wasn't you...... Cats, my vitamin E! ”

"Since you don't lack it, it's mine!"

Looking at these barrages of sailors, "Be My Cat" couldn't help but blush a little.

And her shy appearance made the old critics look up to the sky and howl.

"Little friend, I don't know what to call it?"

At this time, in order to alleviate the embarrassment of the second lucky sailor, Lu Heng opened his mouth with a smile.

"Hello, Dao Chief!"

"My surname is Tao, you can call me Xiao Tao."

"Be my cat," said slightly shyly.

"Good evening, Tao Xiaoyou!"

"I wonder what you want to count tonight?"

Lu Heng asked again.

"Dao Chief, I'...... I ......"

Xiao Tao pursed his red lips and stopped talking.

After a moment of silence, she seemed to have made up her mind, and then she said softly, "Dao Chief, I want to ask you to help me calculate my husband'......"

Hearing this, the live broadcast room instantly exploded.

"Isn't it? My beloved woman is getting married again? ”

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it later."

"Yes, all the women you like will marry someone else."

"Don't say it, can't I cry?"

"Oh my God, how can you get married? But I was excited! ”

"Cao thief, suffer death!"

"No wonder Xiao Tao doesn't have that green smell at all, it turns out that he is already married! Slip ......"

"Big brother, your saliva is dripping!"

"Brothers, be yourself! Everyone is married, what are you worried about? ”

"Afraid of what? It's not impossible to get married if you're married! What if I'm the prince of her destiny? ”

"As long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down!"

"Mrs. Tao, you don't want your husband to lose his job, do you?"

"Ahem...... This little day netizen, please calm down! ”

"Grandma, you don't want Liang Zhichao to not go to school, right?"

"Damn, this one is even more heavyweight!"

"Could it be that you are an old lady's distinguished VIP member?"

The more the sailors talked, the more outrageous they became, and they began to habitually crooked buildings again.

Seeing this, Lu Heng was afraid that these sand sculpture sailors would say something excessive.

So, he opened his mouth and asked, "Tao Xiaoyou, why do you want to count your husband?" ”

"This ...... This ......"

When Xiao Tao heard this, he hesitated for a moment, and then said softly: "Dao Chief, this is how it ......."

"Three days ago, when my husband came home, I noticed that he had a strong smell of perfume and that he had a lot of long yellow hair on his clothes."

"You know, my hair is all black, and he's not going to work for the last week, and he's been out and there."

"Every time I asked him, he was perfunctory to me, and he got angry when he asked too much."

"When we first got married, he was a very considerate and gentle person."

"But within half a year, he began to distance himself from me, and he was often away from home and did not like to go to work."

"I suspect he still has a woman out there, so I wanted to ask you to help you do the math......"

"Oh!"

After hearing this, Lu Heng nodded lightly.

It turned out to be another marital problem.

Compared to what kind of dreams, what kind of murder and so on, this kind of problem is relatively easy.

(End of chapter)