Happy Community, an old-fashioned residential community.

Unlike the model of modern architecture, the community has no walls, no property, and even not too many residents.

There are old-fashioned open garbage heaps built between residential buildings, and mountains of domestic garbage are piled up, and the rich smell of leftovers that goes straight to the heavens after they spoil, so that people must do a good job of psychological construction before passing by.

But its existence is not all disadvantages, at least it can make cameo appearances in the cafeteria of stray cats and dogs, rats and cockroaches, etc., which relieves the pressure on animal protection organizations to a certain extent.

In the dappled sunlight downstairs of the resident, a group of aunts and uncles sat in pairs, snorting melon seeds and discussing others, crunching, not knowing whose life they had chewed.

Shen Fei walked through the crowd, followed the dark path between the buildings, crossed an unknown pool of water on the ground, and came to the 102 households in Building 3.

He tapped three times, waiting for the door to open, and the sense of anticipation in his heart was similar to the style he imagined before opening the blind box.

"Who?" A man's voice came from inside the door.

"I'm a community property, and a neighbor has reported that your bathroom and kitchen are leaking, so let's come and check it." Shen Fei replied casually.

The person inside the door did not respond immediately, and after a pause for a few seconds, a sullen sentence came: "Where did this kind of old-fashioned community come from?" Net nonsense. ”

Shen Fei said helplessly: "Okay, I'm the unlucky neighbor downstairs, my kitchen ceiling is moldy, and the bathroom is still dripping. ”

This time the silence lasted longer, and the person inside the door finally resisted the urge to scold, and only then did a faint voice come from: "However, this TM is the first floor." "Downstairs neighbors? Why don't you talk about the neighbors who live in the basement? Hades, right?

The smile on Shen Fei's face froze, and the air seemed to have condensed for three seconds, is it too late for me to change my words and say check the water meter?

He suddenly said in an unkind tone: "Okay, in fact, I'm upstairs, you guys pile garbage outside the door every time, and the corridor is full of smell, and I have to pinch my nose every time I pass by." ”

As if he was angry, Shen Fei suddenly knocked on the iron door and said loudly: "Don't talk about you, you have become even more aggressive, right?" Hurry up and open the door and get rid of your garbage, or I'll call the police." ”

Listening to Shen Fei's bold words, the people inside the door seemed to be a little unsure, and began to wonder if they really put the garbage at the door, and they were not impressed.

After a moment's hesitation, there was finally a sound of slippers kicking inside, and as it gradually approached, there was a "click" and the door was opened.

The door was opened by a thin man, and after opening the door, he glanced at Shen Fei with a puzzled face, and at the same time looked down at the door.

The ground at the door was empty, how could there be garbage, and the nameless fire in his heart suddenly became angry, and he was about to scold Shen Fei when he opened his mouth.

Shen Fei reached out and pressed it on his face and squeezed it hard, pinching back the dirty words he hadn't yet spoken, and at the same time pushed his head into the room.

After entering the door, Shen Fei pushed his hand, and the thin man's head tilted back, and he was pushed.

Shen Fei took a cursory glance at the furnishings in the room, and directly opposite was a small living room, where there were several plates of cold dishes such as peanuts and kelp shreds, and rows of empty or full beer bottles were stacked on the edge of the coffee table.

On the sofa opposite the coffee table, there was a short man, older than the thin man who opened the door, who was lying on the sofa with one leg and one hand pinching peanuts.

There are several different brands of mobile phones scattered around the edge of the sofa, in both male and female styles.

While Shen Fei looked at the dwarf, he was also looking at Shen Fei with an unkind expression, and at the same time one hand touched the beer bottle on the edge of the coffee table.

As soon as the thin man stabilized his figure, a greeting with his mother flew out, and he reached out to pull Shen Fei's neckline.

But he saw Shen Fei suddenly take out his documents from the pocket of his clothes, stretched them out in front of them, and said solemnly: "Police, I suspect that you two are engaged in illegal activities, please come with me!" ”

The two of them were shocked when they heard this, and the thin man was even more frightened, and the movements of his hands immediately stopped.

But the two of them took a closer look, there was a red-background photo on the white-background ID page, in which Xiao Shen Fei was smiling brightly, and the title of the certificate also said "Oak Kindergarten Favorite Nap Good Baby Award"

After a brief moment of stunnedness, a foolish anger surged from the bottom of their hearts.

The thin man raised his foot and kicked Shen Fei in the abdomen, while the short man picked up the beer bottle and slammed it on top of Shen Fei's head.

Shen Fei took a look, hey, do it with me, right?

He raised his eyebrows, his upper body turned to the side, and while dodging the beer bottle, he reached out and grabbed the ankle of the thin man's foot and kicked him, and lifted it up hard, knocking the thin man to the ground first.

The dwarf who slammed in the air with a blow regained his body, retracted his arm and was about to slash again, but Shen Fei suddenly bullied him forward, and with an inch punch, he only hit the dwarf in the abdomen, and the soft abdomen made close contact with the hard fist.

The dwarf suddenly arched his body like a shrimp, his stomach churned, and he spat out sour water and fell to the side.

"I'm frying mud ......" The thin man who fell to the ground was relieved, and a dirty word was about to blurt out again, but Shen Fei kicked him in the abdomen in time to help him keep his quality.

Shen Fei bent down and grabbed the back of the collar of the two of them, and threw the two of them onto the sofa.

He picked up one of his scattered mobile phones, dialed a number that he could call without unlocking, and hung up after a few words.

After a few minutes, the two gradually eased up, but they didn't do it again.

This time, the thin man didn't scold, but the short man spoke first: "Brother, where did our brothers offend you?" If you draw a line, we can compensate you. ”

He didn't remember offending the person in front of him, but the occupation was restricted, and it was possible for anyone to beat them, after all, their brothers' professions were pickpockets.

Shen Fei Zhengse said: "I went to Chenguang University next to me in the past two days to audit some professors' courses, and I deeply feel that the popularization of education in my country is not easy. ”

"I think the two of you are like fish that have slipped through the net in 9 years of compulsory education, so I decided to come up with a basic intelligence question to test you, and if you answer correctly, I will let you go."

The dwarf looked at the thin man in astonishment, and his face, still with pain, fully expressed his confusion and incomprehension.

They don't know if there is Chenguang University, but there is a school next door that seems to be called Chenguang Elementary School.

A bad feeling rose in his heart, and he wouldn't have encountered mental illness today.

The two have been tried by force, but it doesn't work. Listening to this person's speech now, maybe the intellectual communication is enough, and suddenly there is a kind of despair that the heavens should not be and the earth is not spiritual, and the despair rises in the hearts of the brothers.

Shen Fei didn't wait for the two to answer, raised his hand and pointed at the short man: "You, let me ask you, if I drink all the water in the pool during the swimming competition, and then run over, is it faster than other competitors to swim." ”

After hearing this, the dwarf became even more desperate, if this thing is okay with his brain, I will write the name upside down.

The thin man next to him was obviously smarter than him, and replied: "You drank all the water, so didn't the others run over too?" ”

Shen Fei asked strangely: "Why should I drink the water of other people's tracks?" You look at your brain, it's not good to go to school if you're so stupid. After speaking, he looked heartbroken, and almost wrote "mourn his misfortune and be angry with it" on his face.

There was still a few more words to educate the two of them, Shen Fei suddenly moved his ears, and he could distinguish the voice coming from outside the building, knowing that the person he was waiting for had arrived.

He didn't say anything more, got up and punched each of them in the abdomen, and didn't care that the two of them curled up like shrimp again, threw a piece of A4 paper with pre-printed handwriting on the coffee table, then got up and pushed open the side window of the living room, and jumped out of the house with a rise and fall.