"I'm laughing to death! Every girl who is deceived has a different reaction! ”

"This laughs so much that my jaw is about to dislocate, and someone still believes that scumbag is single-minded!"

"See, if you want to keep your sister, you have to have a CPU!"

"That Sea King's brainwashing ability is really strong, no wonder he can step on so many boats at the same time."

"It's still the last young lady, I know that I have been deceived, so I immediately want to scratch the face of the flower scumbag."

"I never thought that among these deceived girls, two of them are fans of the old Taoist, if you count Xiao Jiang, there are three."

"Among the eleven girls, three are water friends, it seems that the reputation of the old Taoist is getting louder and louder!"

"As a person who has come over, I am here to advise female sailors, when you fall in love, you must keep your eyes open, be more clever, and save yourself from being deceived by scumbags and sea kings."

"Don't be like Xiao Jiang, stupid, obviously don't like it, but you still have to agree to the other party's pursuit because of the other party's diligence."

"If you don't like it, make it clear earlier, don't make it tea-suffying."

"In order to avoid the majority of female sailors being deceived by scumbags, it is better to give priority to the male sailors in our live broadcast room, honest and reliable, not so many hearts, just a little sullen......"

"What the hell are you talking about? Who said Lao Tzu was sullen? Lao Tzu is obviously Mingsao! ”

"It's easy to hide in the open, but it's hard to guard against it!"

"These young ladies are so pitiful, they were actually deceived by the same Sea King!"

"Yes, I feel as much sympathy for them as you do. So I'm willing to sacrifice my body to warm these deceived young ladies! ”

"In the next dignified seven-foot body, I am also willing to selflessly dedicate myself to these young ladies!"

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

Seeing the barrage of sailors on the screen, Xiao Jiang also giggled.

She had no shame in the face of a deceived, as if she were a spectator.

This scene made Lu Heng speechless.

He opened his mouth again and asked, "Jiang Xiaoyou, there should be nothing wrong with you here, right?" ”

When Xiao Jiang heard this, he came back to his senses.

"I'm so sorry, old Daoist!"

"I watched the barrage just now, and I was a little fascinated by it, and it delayed your time......"

Only then did she remember that she was connecting the microphone, so she immediately apologized to Lu Heng.

"It's okay!"

Lu Heng waved his hand.

"Old Daoist, I don't have a problem here, then I'll go offline first."

"Thank you so much tonight!"

"If it weren't for you, I'd be in bad luck in the future!"

Xiao Jiang hurriedly thanked him again.

"Jiang Xiaoyou, if you encounter anything in the future, it will be good to think about it more."

Lu Heng reminded the other party.

Who made this little Jiang stupid?

"Hmmm! I remember, old man! ”

Xiao Jiang nodded vigorously, and after sending five cloud-piercing arrows, he hung up the microphone.

Looking at Xiao Jiang's disappearing figure, the sailors were reluctant.

"Goodbye, my stupid wife!"

"It's a bit silly, but it's cute!"

"I hope that Sister Jiang can meet a good man in the future, and don't be deceived by the scumbag Sea King again."

"Then leave it to me! I'm sure I'll be nice to her. ”

"On the occasion of this intermission, I would like to give you a little entertainment...... If there is a power outage for three days, what will you do if you choose three of the following options? 1. Beauty! 2. Mobile phone! 3. Power bank! 4. Air conditioning! 5.500 bucks! 6. Ice cream! FI！ 8. Make the bed! 9. Take a cold shower! ”

"Pick and choose, can you give it to me after you finish choosing? I choose 1, 4, 8! ”

"Power outage, big brother, 4 still has a fart? Not as good as 1, 5, 8! ”

"Do you have to choose a bed? Isn't it okay underground? ”

"Master, I realize! 1+1+1！ ”

"It won't take three days, you'll be dead in half a day."

“1、8、9！ I know moderation. ”

"I'll choose 1, 8 and 9 too, and I'll have to take a shower when I'm done, right?"

"I'm sorry, but the beauty is electric. If there is no electricity, the beauty can't move. ”

"One, one, one, three a day, I know I can do it!"

"Huh! It's just three minutes in total, and it's up to you to ......."

Lu Heng couldn't help but laugh in his heart when he saw the serious discussion of these sand sculpture sailors.

After glancing at the name of the second lucky sailor, he smiled and said, "The first lucky sailor tonight has been counted." ”

"Then it's the turn of the second lucky sailor."

"Let's welcome - soft cute bunny sauce!"

As soon as the words fell, he sent an invitation to the second lucky sailor.

Soon, the second lucky sailor accepted the invitation and appeared in the live broadcast room.

When this lucky sailor appeared, everyone was stunned.

"I'm Nima! Soft and cute rabbit sauce, this name is so cute, it's not a female water friend? ”

"When I used to play games, I always met shemales! I didn't expect to meet ...... in the live broadcast room of the Taoist Chief."

"I'm speechless too! I thought it was a cute girl like Xiao Jiang, but I didn't expect it to turn out to be a foot-picking old man. ”

"! I thought it was a girl, too! ”

"Brother, is this your girlfriend's account?"

"Hurry up and call your girlfriend out, we're going to wash our eyes."

"What does a man want to do with such a sassy name?"

"Guess what he wants?"

"Could it be that the little brother is the legendary Sao?"

"Little brother, judging from your name, you have cheated a lot of innocent young men, right?"

"Once upon a time, I was naively deceived, until during the video call, I saw the greasy scumbag face of the other party, and that wild and uninhibited smug smile, my heart was broken!"

"You're not bad! At least that guy was just having fun and didn't cheat you out of your money. ”

"Indeed! I was once deceived by a big man who used a shemale number to cheat more than 1,000 yuan, and it was all tears when I thought about it. ”

"The old guys in the live broadcast room really have an extraordinary experience!"

It's no wonder that the sailors are so yin and yang, even if it is Lu Heng, he never thought that this "soft and cute rabbit sauce" turned out to be a man!

Behind this cute name, there is actually a rough old man, which is really difficult to accept for a while.

"Good old man!"

"Hello sailors!"

After the "Soft and Cute Rabbit Sauce" was successfully connected, he immediately waved his hand to Lu Heng and the sailors.

Tonight's second lucky sailor, whose name is female and whose gender is male, looks like he is twenty-three or four-year-old.

The young man has thick eyebrows and big eyes, although he is not handsome and handsome, but he looks very comfortable and gives people a very sunny and cheerful feeling.

"Xiaoyou, you're okay!"

Lu Heng smiled faintly, and then asked, "I don't know what Xiaoyou is called?" ”

"Old Daoist, my surname is Shen, you can just call me Xiao Shen!"

"Soft cute bunny sauce" replied with a grin.

(End of chapter)