Chapter Twenty-Four: The Little Taoist
As soon as the door opened, Shen Fei was suddenly happy, how could this be a Taoist priest, isn't this Maitreya Buddha.
The round body is on top of a fat head, and the chubby round face trembles between actions, but the lips are red and white, the skin is thin and tender, and there is no greasy feeling when it looks like it, just the cuteness of baby fat.
This little fat Taoist priest, judging from his appearance, was about the same age as Shen Fei, wearing a loose Taoist robe at this time, looking at the stranger outside the door, with a puzzled face.
He asked directly: "Who are you, and what are you looking for in the poor way?" "Listening to the voice, there is still a bit of immaturity.
Shen Fei hehehe, bowed with a palm, and said the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the poor monk passed by here and wanted to come to spend the night." "Let's play this trick again.
But the little fat was very faceless, and frowned: "You look like this, where do you look like a monk." "I spoke directly and calmly.
Shen Fei Yile, you are still embarrassed to talk about me, and immediately replied: "Then where do you look like a Taoist priest?" ”
One sentence broke the defense, and the Taoist priest suddenly became anxious, and his face and ears were red when his blood surged, and he was about to argue with Shen Fei: "Daoist, I was born with this physique, you judge people by your appearance like this, you are so good and uneducated, who can't be a little bit blessed by a Taoist priest?" ”
When he was a boy in front of his master, every time he followed his master down the mountain, he would be ridiculed by people who came and went from the south to the north. Master's fairy wind bones, everyone has to be polite to the master, but when it comes to him as a boy, others see that he is very chubby, and they can't help but tease a little.
As he grew older, his body size increased in the same proportion, he was still white and fat, pink and tender, and he was getting farther and farther away from Master's appearance, and he was very distressed about this, and he became very concerned about these words, and he had to refute them every time he heard them, but his appearance of being ashamed and refuting and arguing with reason caused people to laugh.
Seeing that the little Taoist priest was furious, Shen Fei's face suddenly turned grim, and he sincerely clapped his palms at him: "I'm sorry master, I offended you by my disrespectful words, don't be like me, you are a true master who is responsible and responsible, I apologize to you." ”
The little fat Taoist priest had just started the fire, and when he saw Shen Fei's guilty face and admit his mistake earnestly, he was stunned for a moment, and his original appearance of being ready to go also vented his momentum.
Once Shen Fei was sprayed by his teammates playing games, he typed a sincere apology and admitted that he was a dish, and his teammates were silent for a long time and replied: You should spray with me in the game. After that, he said no more.
People are like this, if you want to be hard, he will fight you hard, and if you whisper and give in, he will be embarrassed to get angry again, of course, it may not work for his girlfriend.
The little Taoist priest didn't want to make any more trouble, so he adjusted his attitude and tone before speaking: "Who are you?" What is the purpose of being here late at night? ”
Shen Fei almost couldn't hold back his laughter, this style is still presentable, like a little adult.
Shen Fei smiled and replied: "Go in and say, go in and say." The hand movement did not stop, the left hand stepped forward and grabbed the little fat left arm, and dragged the little Taoist priest's body over, from facing the door to facing the house, and then bullying him to step forward and grab his shoulder, hook the shoulder and take the little Taoist priest into the shack.
The little Taoist priest might as well he suddenly moved his hands and feet, he was defenseless, and was half-pushed and half-dragged by Shen Fei into the room, and he also raised his foot and closed the door by the way.
The Taoist priest was shocked in his heart, this skill speed, if the other party had a bad heart just now, he was afraid that he would be more than lucky, and he was afraid for a while.
He twisted his chubby body, shook off Shen Fei's arm on his shoulder, took a wrong step to the left, distanced himself from Shen Fei, secretly raised his vigilance, and muttered: "Just talk, don't be careless, I don't know you, how can you behave like this." ”
Shen Fei smiled, but suddenly suppressed his smile and said solemnly: "I've been to that abandoned village, and I've seen her." ”
"And how did you escape?" The little Taoist priest asked subconsciously, and then realized that something was wrong, and added, "I mean, have you fought with her?" ”
Shen Fei asked rhetorically, "Who is she?" ”
The little Taoist priest was stunned, obviously he didn't expect Shen Fei to ask, "Haven't you seen it?" ”
Shen Fei naturally said: "Yes, I saw a fluffy tanuki cat in a deserted village, it is a female cat, I have seen it, otherwise, what do you think?" ”
The little Taoist priest subconsciously retorted: "Impossible! How could there be any living creatures in the village? But the words didn't feel right, there was a feeling of being teased, and he was about to get annoyed, when Shen Fei began to talk nonsense again.
"Little fat Daoist, listen to me." Without waiting for the little Taoist to be entangled, he hurriedly continued: "I come from a family of demon hunters, my ancestor, because I was looking for a princess to borrow a magic removal weapon, I was misunderstood by the princess's husband, a bull demon named Pingtian Dasheng, thinking that I brought it a green hat, so I launched a hunt for my ancestor. ”
"My ancestors were defeated and fled to the land of Xiyi, but they encountered a disaster called 'Celestial Sphere Convergence', and in order to save ordinary people, they hunted ghouls, bloodthorn corpses and high-level vampires all day long."
"Later, I became famous in the rivers and lakes, because the output was very high, people gave me the title of 'pile driver', my ancestor was named Geralt, and later because the stairs were too high, he fell down the stairs and died."
"And I, inheriting the legacy of my ancestors, my name is Jason Statham, and the people of the rivers and lakes called me 'The Mechanic', and then they thought my name was too long, and they called me Jason for short, along with Skin-Faced Jade, Michael Miles, and Freddie Kruger, known as the Four Great Witchers."
The little Taoist priest saw him talking eloquently, talking with a nose and eyes, and he was a little confused for a while, and he didn't know how to continue the conversation.
But Shen Fei didn't give him time to react, and took advantage of the fact that the child was lame, and hurriedly sold the abduction: "But the competition in the land of Xiyi has been too fierce in recent years, and I took the opportunity to sneak back, hoping to rebuild my career in my homeland and make a reputation." ”
"Now this is my first encounter, I want to be in line with the cautious attitude of thin ice, the keen intuition of seeing Ye Zhiqiu, and the sense of worry, knowing the responsibility, taking the responsibility in the body, fulfilling the responsibility, standing in the front, rushing in the front, and doing the front. Strive to sweep away the haze that lingers in the hearts of the villagers and return them to a pure land. ”
"Now that I am new to this place, I hope that our local comrades can help, share intelligence, and work together to solve this incident. You tell me the ins and outs of this matter first, and I'll see how we can find an entry point. ”
After speaking, Shen Fei raised his chin at the little Taoist, signaling that it was time for you to speak.
The little Taoist priest looked confused, something had happened. The qi he had originally raised dissipated at some point, and his defensive posture was replaced by a blank stance.
Subconsciously began to tell: "More than a year ago, I traveled here, and happened to encounter a tricky person in the village, who has killed more than ten ordinary village names, I cast a spell to wound it, but it escaped, I wanted to find it out and kill it completely, but found that there was a place in the village where the yin gathered, and I didn't dare to go deep rashly, lest I fall into the trap." ”
"In order to prevent him from causing chaos again and harming the lives of the villagers, I ordered the village chief to move out of that ominous place, settle down here, and set up a formation here to protect the safety of the villagers."
Shen Fei listened to it carefully, something was wrong.