Chapter 1436 The Ministry of State, the Navy and the Ministry of Justice
On September 3, 836 in the Julian calendar, it was sunny.
The autumn breeze is cool, it is a good time of the year, the weather is neither cold nor hot, the early autumn sun is sprinkled all over the earth, accompanied by the melodious bells, the Maple Leaf Danlin College has restored the tranquility and peace of the past.
In a huge conference room in the United Nations building, a breeze blows through the open windows, raising the white linen curtains.
A white dove flapped its wings and landed on the windowsill, making a "coo, coo" sound, and walked back and forth on the windowsill, tilting its head to look at the conference room, as if wondering why a group of sculptures had suddenly appeared here.
A group of well-dressed ambassadors were sitting around, all of them sitting motionless in their chairs, rolling their eyes and looking at each other's expressions.
Try to find something out of the other person's expression.
Although a few days ago, the ambassadors of the United Nations were all frightened by the information brought by Lorraine, and then voted unanimously to send troops.
When it comes to intelligence against the undead, no one knows more than Lord Lorraine, who wields the intelligence resources of the Semitic undercover agents, the agents of the Eagle Syndicate, and the Vatino's secret agents.
The war fortress and the undead war plan were all brought back by Lord Lorraine, and by the way, he also abducted the Flower of Spiritual Flash, and the first beauty of the Semitic tribe returned.
Since the undead can create a war fortress, it is also very possible to create a magic energy weapon that is a thousand times larger than the war fortress, and don't forget, it has been a thousand years since the war fortress first appeared on the human continent.
Anything can happen in this millennium.
As soon as the decision to send troops is passed, an army of millions will move instantly, thousands of sails will race, thousands of ships will be launched together, and the army will march eastward, landing on the Semitic continent with indomitable spirit, and destroying the undead high priest and his lackeys with the power of ploughing and sweeping the caves.
The people of the Shan tribe were hanging upside down. Defeat the evil dark mage, and then join hands to create a warm, loving, and happy feudal family, and work together towards a better tomorrow......
In fact, this kind of talk can only deceive the mentally handicapped with an IQ of less than 25, and in fact, this is an impossible thing at all.
As a bureaucratic institution of the United Nations, it can no longer be a bureaucratic body. It is already an incredible thing to be able to pass a resolution in a short period of time.
This is also because the ambassadors of all countries are very afraid of death after a war, for fear that the high priest will come back, and some Syd warship will appear above them and kill them cleanly.
Under the threat of terror. Reach agreement quickly.
Since the resolution of the Guò on August 28, all the ambassadors have sent telegrams back to their countries as soon as possible, and then ...... Well, and then because it was a weekend, they strictly enforced the state-issued civil servant leave regulations and took two days off.
When I turned around, another day or two passed. It's no surprise that they've just received orders from home, because the country's officials also need to spend Sunday.
This made Lord Lorraine, who often didn't even know the day of the week, angry and scolded, the more people who didn't work, the more fucked up.
However, the discussion can be concluded in a day or two, which is a rare efficiency in the current bureaucratic system.
In the past, if you don't look at it, you can discuss it, and you can look at it again and discuss it again. It took ten days and half a month to think that those officials and masters would do something serious.
And this is all because with the help of Flying Eagle Telecom, if you need to send a message as before, even after a month or two, you may not be able to get the news.
Just a round trip from Maple Leaf Danlin to Samarkand, a fast horse of 600 miles is urgent. Day and night will take a month.
After the ambassadors received the domestic instructions, they immediately began a new round of bargaining.
The war itself is the biggest deal in the world.
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I don't know how long it took, but someone in the conference room finally couldn't help but stand up and shouted, "Everyone. Everybody~!
It is our bounden duty to liberate the Semitic continent and rescue those people living under the cruel rule of the undead high priests, and to ensure their most basic human rights, based on the conscience of a believer in the God of Light.
May the god of light bless us, and the poor Semitic people.
Here, on behalf of our great Empress Isabella, I solemnly declare that our Almohad Empire has a powerful navy, and that in this cross-sea expedition, no matter how many ships are sent, our navy is willing to take forty percent of the ......"
Before he could finish speaking, someone next to him had already slapped the case, and the angry voice of the atmosphere shouted: "Fart~!"
Your navy is strong, and our Ruman navy is not a vegetarian. Why do you have 40 percent and we have 50 percent......
Do you want us to pull it out and fight to the death?"
The ambassador of the Ruman Empire and the ambassador of the Almohads immediately crossed their eyebrows and clenched their fists for a "direct and frank" debate.
Just when the two of them were staring at each other, on the other side, the ambassador of the Elven Kingdom sneered, straightened his chest, and then said proudly: "When it comes to the navy, who is as strong as the navy of our Elven Kingdom?"
Well, unify all the ships and give them to us......"
The rest of the people all snorted at him in unison, and for a while the saliva flew wildly in the venue, and even the immoral puppies even spit out disgusting thick phlegm.
Elph, the ambassador of the elven kingdom, stretched out his hand and wiped it, and then he was so angry that he jumped up from his chair, looked around, and shouted with a blue face: "I bought a watch last year~!Who, who's it~!"
Grandma's, it's okay to spit, she actually dares to spit on Uncle Ben, there is a kind of standing up, the master wants to duel with him......"
Everyone present either looked left and right, or looked up at the ceiling, pretending not to see the thunderous Elven Kingdom ambassador, and let him jump there and roar loudly.
After a long time, the ambassador of the temporary chairmanship of the meeting, Helon stood up tremblingly.
It was a short, but long, round fat man, with a slightly bowed head, as if a large ball was stacked on top of each other.
He had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his eyes, and the gaze behind them kept flickering, and he looked like a timid and cowardly fellow.
It is not surprising that, according to the rules of the United Nations, in order to avoid a situation of monopoly by one party, it is therefore such. All the rotating presidency cannot be ...... by the six hooligans Well, the Seven Rogues, the Elven Kingdom has recently submitted an application to join the United Nations, and it was approved at the first time.
Therefore, the elven kingdom can also participate in the human United Nations in a grand manner, and because they have the most powerful navy in the world, as well as excellent cousins who fought valiantly in the Mediterranean naval battle to reinforce the Vatino. It also won a permanent seat in the United Nations, and in one fell swoop it became one of the big hooligans.
This also marks that the elven kingdom has officially integrated into the warm feudal family of human society since then.
Of course, there are also people who have a lot of complaints about this, thinking that these sissies are completely dependent on women's nepotism. gave his princess to Lorraine as a lover, and only then did he get the big hooligan seat, so he looked down on them very much.
No matter how powerful the Elven Kingdom's navy is, their countries are located inland, so they are not afraid of those guys - the Elven Kingdom is located on the ocean. Although they are now part of humanity, their influence over most of humanity's landlocked countries is limited.
And they think very highly of themselves, thinking themselves superior to others. At every turn, he boasts: 'Our great and noble elven kingdom......
And more mainly. Those elves are handsome, even Ambassador Elph, who is in his forties, is a talent, and at every turn, he provokes a large group of human girls to run and scream onlookers, which makes the majority of human men deeply shocked.
Therefore, it is very annoying to everyone, and everyone is not less behind their backs. Spit on the back, put a thumbtack on the chair, and draw a small turtle on the clothes...... And so on and so forth.
It is always the ambassador of the elf country who is provoked to scold. It is almost becoming a sight to behold within the United Nations.
At this time, the ambassador of the Helen country weakly persuaded: "Forget it, forget it, I don't think that person did it on purpose, everyone stands under the same banner, and they are all good friends." Long live understanding, long live understanding......"
Elf also scolded for a long time at this time. Seeing that everyone was silent, he snorted heavily at the moment, and then sat down again.
The ambassador of Helen looked through his glasses and then looked at the crowd. "Gentlemen, let's continue the meeting." On the issue of the proportion of troops sent by the Navy, everyone must think calmly, and here, I would like to ask everyone to be calm, everyone is a good friend, and you must not make a fuss because of this trivial matter......
Later, there was even a hint of crying in his tone. Even if the evil wolf heard this, he couldn't bear to beat his heart and relent, so that all the small countries present at the meeting were concerned, but the representatives of the major hooligans sitting here turned a blind eye to this and still glared at each other viciously.
Intentionally or unintentionally, Elf patted the ashtray beside him, and the Almohad ambassador next to him immediately coughed heavily, and then moved his chair back.
And the ambassador of the Ruman Empire next to him did not show weakness, and immediately took out his alloy cane and put it on the table.
The three representatives of the Maple Leaf Danlin, the Magic Association, and the Bright Sect were holding their hands in their hands, looking at them with a sneer, and the fingertips of the representatives of the Maple Leaf Danlin already had blue electric light flashing.
Everyone is ready to fight if they don't agree.
The ambassadors of the smaller countries looked at each other, then quietly shrunk back from their chairs. Narrow down your goals as much as possible so as not to harm the fish in the pond.
That's the difference between a big country and a small country.
In previous wars, the division and composition of the UN's forces were not clear, and it was often the case that as many people there were, they were directly drawn as many as they could, which was very chaotic.
This is also the case in all countries. Therefore, I plan to take advantage of this time to solve this problem. And since then, a regulation has been formed, fixed.
As far as a big country is concerned, how many troops to send and what proportion of troops to send are strict political issues that have a bearing on their own right to speak in the United Nations in the future.
And for small countries, they don't have much say anyway, so naturally they can send fewer troops, they will send fewer troops, and if they can spend less, they will spend less.
And when it comes to the navy, it's not just about the ratio of troops. In fact, there is another, more important matter at stake - the arms race.
There was no shortage of far-sighted politicians present. This expedition to the Semitic continent, the only thing that can be relied on is the navy, which is needed to transport troops and transport supplies.
And after the war. Humanity must have communicated closely with the Semitic people, and there is a great deal of wealth in it. This also means that whoever controls the sea in the future will be able to dominate the two continents.
And whoever has the largest proportion of the navy will be able to hold the sea.
But the navy is an extremely money-burning place, and the phrase "a century-old navy" is not in vain.
If in order to have the most powerful navy, everyone is desperately trying to build ships. It is estimated that before he goes on an expedition, his family will go bankrupt first.
Therefore, this meeting on the 'proportion of naval troop contributions' is actually related to the issue of the proportion of naval forces in the future.
In this case, as a maritime power, the elven kingdom, Almohd. Ruman is naturally unwilling to be left behind.
In terms of heart, they each have their own strengths.
The Elven Kingdom has a large ship tonnage, a large fleet, and many sailors, all of whom are well-trained, and it is deservedly the first in the world.
The Almohads had a thriving maritime trade and experienced sailors. Although the tonnage of the ships is small, they are large in number and can cope with all kinds of complex sea conditions.
As for the ship, the ships were large, fast, and durable, but they were very lacking in sailors, far inferior to the other two.
At this time, the ambassador of the Parthian Empire stood up. "Everyone, no matter how you divide it, here, I would like to state that our powerful Parthian Empire's navy will account for twenty percent ......."
Before he could finish speaking, all the imperialist rough men next to him roared angrily.
"Shut up. “
"Shut up~!"
"What a mess. Sit back. ”
“......”
The Parthian Empire's ambassador immediately blushed with anger and roared back without hesitation. He said, "Why?
The representative of the Ruman Empire slapped the table and shouted angrily: "Shut up, you talk again, believe it or not, I will whip you."
You're a fucking desert continent country. At most, there is an inconspicuous outlet to the sea in the lower right corner of the Mediterranean, and you dare to call for the navy?
Be shameless, ah, ah~!"
The representatives of the small states that were vassals in the Parthian Empire were also ashamed, and they all bowed their heads, too hateful.
The representative of the Parthian Empire snorted coldly and retorted mercilessly: "What's wrong with the continental countries, can't the continental countries have a navy?
"##~&x......" is really too slap in the face.
Representatives of the Ruman Empire are in shame...... Well, in my anger, my face has changed to the color of pork liver.
The representative of the Parthian Empire sneered and turned his head to look at the ambassadors of the other countries, who also turned their heads one after another, not daring to look at him.
After a while, someone suddenly understood, and then slapped the table heavily, pointed at the nose of the ambassador of the Parthian Empire, and shouted: "Grandma, don't you also have a Ministry of Justice?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone also woke up. They all pointed to the Parthian ambassadors and shouted.
"Grandma's, I almost cheated you. ”
"When did you Parthia start the law? ”
"What a shame ......"
"It's so undisciplined~!"
“......”
Just when everyone was indignant and accused, someone whispered: "Everyone, everyone, this doesn't seem to be a glorious thing, right?"
Everyone froze for a moment, suddenly glanced at each other, and then snorted in unison, saying, "Meeting, continue meeting, hahahaha......"
Then everyone sat down again and started a new round of negotiations.
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In the United Nations, although officials are the least efficient, gossip and gossip spread the fastest.
The joke of the 'Ministry of Justice' had just come out in the morning, and by the afternoon, it had already spread to No. 7 Maple Leaf Danlin Red Maple Leaf Road.
Adele deliberately told the joke out loud in front of Catherine.
Catherine, in shame, pressed her to the couch with Adline and Fiona to harass her.
Only then did Adele realize that Adeling and the others were also Semitic royalty, and they also had a judicial department on their side. Rao is Adele's superb martial arts and double cultivation of magic dance, but in the joint attack of the three imperialist female robbers, she can only scream again and again, raising her hands and surrendering.
The scenery in the middle is swirling, and the beauty is not in full bloom.
When Lorraine came in, she couldn't help but laugh and curse a few words when she saw that scene, and then turned her head to see Lorraine fainting, and immediately glared at him angrily.
She turned around and stood in front of Lorraine, and said, "My lord, aren't you worried? When is this a head?
Teacher Lester asked me to ask you, is there any good way?"
Lorraine smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this, I have long said that DPK is the best way to solve the problem." ”
He paused for a moment and continued: "Let the Elven Kingdom, Almohad, and Juman all contribute twenty-five percent first, and the rest will be handed over to the Holy See and distributed with a number of small countries. When the time comes, depending on the results of the war, the proportion of those who have achieved good results and those with high achievements in the war will be increased, and the proportion of those who have achieved bad results will be reduced. ”
Luo Lina frowned and said, "Do you have a mature Wen Jiàn?"
Lorraine didn't look at it, reached out and took a piece of Wen Jiàn from the table, and said, "Give." Here, you see. ”
Lorina looked at it in surprise and said, "Since you have it, why didn't you take it out earlier?"
Lorraine looked at her strangely and said, "If they don't quarrel, how do you know that my plan is good?"
Lorena rolled her eyes angrily, and then took the text in her hand and flipped it carefully, and Catherine next to her saw that she was down to business, and immediately let go of Adele and walked over.
She picked up the plan and looked at it, then frowned, and said, "Lorraine, if you divide it by tonnage like this, from the beginning, the elven kingdom will take a big advantage."
Those guys are crazy, they buy our cannons, and according to the CIA, they are all armed with battleships.
The gang trembled like 3580,000, and when they had nothing to do, they called out twice and said, 'The truth is within the range of the cannon'. The typical ambition is rampant, and it seems that they are about to become a gang of militarists.
If you follow the dpk mode you said. In the end, it is definitely them who have the lion's share. When the time comes, once they dominate the seas, you can wait for them to start a war. ”
Lorraine smiled disdainfully at the moment and said, "Don't worry, even if you give them another three hundred battleships, they won't be able to make trouble." (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info to vote for recommendation and monthly passes. For mobile phone users, please go to read
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