Chapter 32: Miracle CP
Shen Qingli is 165cm tall, which is not tall among female stars, but he is not short. However, wearing this general's armor is like a child stealing adult clothes, and the whole body does not fit.
The shoulders are not wide enough, the legs are not long enough, and even the head is not big enough.
Netizens hahaha.
[This time I'm dumbfounded, let you shake your wit!] 】
However, the problem is not only this, the armor has metal on it, and the whole dress weighs thirty or forty pounds. Even if Shen Qingli has spiritual power to protect his body, he is too tired to wear it.
This thing is not breathable, in the summer, the temperature is thirty or forty degrees, and before he walks out of the villa, Shen Qingli is sweating.
Facing the camera, Shen Qingli complained pitifully, and then asked the director in a loud voice: "Director Yao, my clothes don't fit, can I change roles with Ji Renzhi?" ”
Before Yao Jiawei could speak, Ji Renzhi, who had dressed up, came over. Seeing Shen Qingli's cumbersome outfit, he laughed out loud: "I won't change it with you, look at it, how cool it is!" ”
As he spoke, he spun around and showed off the tulle skirt of the Oiran lady.
Compared to the general's armor, that thing is really light and thin. Although it is a little transparent, Ji Renzhi is a man, showing his arms and navel, no problem at all.
Even if they are shirtless, female fans will only scream excitedly.
Faced with Ji Renzhi's provocation, Shen Qingli asked in surprise: "Why does his clothes fit, but mine can't?" ”
Yao Jiawei was very innocent: "The generals are all men, how can they have short scale armor, unless they are custom-made." The tulle skirt of the Oiran lady is different, just look for it, and you can find a large size. ”
Shen Qingli sighed deliberately: "Alas, then I can only consider myself unlucky!" But ......"
After speaking, he lifted his skirt: "The young general can't be defeated, I, Shen Qingli, stand up again!" ”
[Hahaha, she did it on purpose, she has the potential to be a comedian! ] 】
A group of people came to the lobby of the villa and couldn't help but laugh when they saw each other's outfits.
Especially the general and the Oiran, standing together is called a contrast, Yao Jiawei made this work, and he also took a photo of Langbo.
Since then, there have been a number of "General Oiran" CP fans on the Internet, and even some netizens have written more than 10,000 words of sadomasochistic small h.
Seeing that everyone was finished talking, Gu Hongyu hurriedly came out to preside over the overall situation: "Next, please go to Zhouli Town by yourself and complete the relevant tasks according to the prompts." ”
After speaking, he distributed the envelope in his hand to the guests according to their roles: "Here is the fund for today's event and the information of the first check-in point." The duration of the mission is 10 hours, and rewards will be given according to the position for clearing the level, and punishment will be received according to the position for failure.
Guys, are you ready? The timer begins! ”
Shen Qingli glanced at the wall clock on the wall, eight o'clock. 10 hours, that is, the task must be completed by six o'clock in the afternoon. Throughout the day, there was plenty of time.
However, in order to get the reward, Shen Qingli decided to fight. After all, a gram of gold costs 500 yuan. If she takes a few more gadgets, she can make a fortune!
Unconsciously laughed awkwardly, attracting the surrounding guests to come over and watch: "Qingli, how much is your start-up capital?" ”
Shen Qingli took out a red ticket: "100, what about you?" ”
Everyone had different expressions on their faces, and the Oiran lady threw herself directly at Shen Qingli's feet, hugging her thighs and crying: "General, please take it!" The slave family got a bounty of a steel hammer! ”
Ji Renzhi also fought hard for the sake of fire. Anyway, I have to wear women's clothes, so I can simply go out and leave a memory point for the audience.
His strategy was successful, and with such a hug, the "miracle CP" exploded the audience.
The whole Langbo is snorting the two CPs, and the bear live broadcast is crazy to attract traffic by relying on the interaction between the two.
Even in front of the TV, Ji's father and mother, who watched their son's performance, felt that they were blind.
However, there was a very strange feeling suddenly, if Shen Qingli could take his stupid son in, how good it would be.
"What is the origin of that girl, can she be our son's daughter-in-law?" Ji Mu asked with a smile.
Father Ji rubbed his eyebrows: "I don't know." However, anyone who sees Ren Zhi's stupidity, I'm afraid they won't take a fancy to him! ”
Here, Shen Qingli was speechless. raised his legs, and when he saw that he couldn't get rid of the pendant, he patted Ji Hua's wig bun: "Well, don't worry, when the general triumphs, I'll pick you up!" ”
"Doesn't the general bring the slave family with him?" Ji Renzhi raised his head, his eyes were hazy with tears. If you ignore his bulging Adam's apple, you are also a weak beauty.
Shen Qingli sighed slightly, knelt on one knee, and raised his hand to wipe away the tears on Ji Renzhi's face: "The border is bitterly cold, and there is war, it is really inconvenient to bring a beautiful woman there." Rest assured, Shen made a promise that he would marry a girl with a lot of money after the world was pacified. ”
Shen Qingli's expression was extremely serious when he spoke, and his sharp eyes reflected Ji Huakui's silhouette. Ji Renzhi looked at it fixedly, and was in a trance for a while. When he came back to his senses, his face burned like fire.
Fortunately, the makeup artist gave him rouge, so he didn't show his ugliness. Otherwise, you'll have to dig a crack in the ground and drill into it.
[Ahhh Sanli Borutt! 】
[Emma, I really want to wear Ji Renzhi, I bent I'm bent, General Shen shark me! ] 】
Shen Qingli noticed the change in Ji Renzhi, hurriedly got up, and strode away. There was a determination in his eyes, and he resolutely went to the battlefield.
But if you look closely, you will find that her steps are getting faster and faster, faster and faster, and she floats away like the wind. Completely unbound by armor.
Ji Renzhi didn't react at first, thinking that Shen Qingli was acting. Seeing that she didn't look back, and went out far away, Ji Renzhi panicked, and hurriedly dragged his skirt and got up: "No, you wait for me!" ”
There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and the guests felt that their stomachs were throbbing. Even the director and crew curled the corners of their mouths.
A few minutes later, the guests took the task cards and headed to their destination.
Because Huang Yiyi had the second most start-up capital, he domineeringly stopped a taxi and left with his assistant and photographer.
Others hesitated and started carpooling. However, everyone's destination is different, and if you want to carpool, you can't do it.
Here, after Shen Qingli ran away, he took Xiaowei and the photographer to walk around the street. Anyway, there is still a lot of time, so there is no hurry.
Seeing that there were people selling fried buns on the street, Shen Qingli bought two copies. One for yourself and one for Xiaowei. As for the photographer, forget it this time, he has to work, and he can't spare his hands.
In other words, the raw fried in Zhouli Town is really authentic. Salty and sweet, there is also a mellow fragrance. It's just that he was a little tired of eating too much, so Shen Qingli bought two cups of soy milk at a roadside shop.
Many netizens who watched the live broadcast were greedy by Shen Qingli and came to Zhouli Town to forage for food.
First find a fried shop to buy a raw fried food, and then find a soy milk shop for a cup of freshly ground soy milk. It made the town crowded in Zhouli, and it was a long-lost noise.
I don't have to go to work on Saturday, and everyone is not in a hurry to go back. Walking around the ancient town, I look forward to meeting the guests.