Chapter 534: Everyone's Experience
"Let's talk about another blind date not long ago!"
Yang Qing licked her lips that were a little dry, and said slowly: "This blind date was introduced by a good friend of mine. ”
"When we started, we didn't meet first, but added prestige first."
"In terms of prestige, we can talk fairly well."
"I also watched her circle of friends, and some related selfies are all beautiful."
"I won't hide it from everyone, in fact, I am a bit of a face control."
"I will definitely have a better impression of such a beautiful girl."
"Next, we talked for almost a week, and then we agreed to meet together and have a meal or something."
"In order to make the woman feel a little good, I also deliberately chose a more expensive restaurant."
"I still arrived at the restaurant early that night and waited quietly for the woman's arrival."
"But when the woman arrived and appeared in front of me, I was directly stunned......"
Speaking of this, Yang Qing couldn't help but sneer.
He said speechlessly: "Do you know, she is above the prestige, and she told me that she is one meter six tall. ”
"But in fact, when we met, I could tell her height at a glance, where is there anything 1.6 meters? If you can have 1.5 meters, you are already thankful. ”
"And she lied to me about her size."
"She used to say that she weighed about 90 pounds in prestige, but in reality, the whole person was almost about to become a ball."
"What's more, her appearance and the selfie in the circle of friends are completely two people."
"After I was stunned for a while, I thought it was because the blind date didn't want to see me, so he deliberately found such a person to perfunctory me."
"I tried to send a message to her prestige, but the phone on the other side rang."
"She looked at me like she was looking at a fool."
"But I also realized that I had been deceived......
Yang Qing shook his head and continued with a wry smile: "Next, I'll let the waiter in the restaurant start serving. ”
"She was playing with her phone the whole time, and she didn't know what she was looking at, so she always laughed out loud every once in a while."
"When I speak, she also ignores her, at most it's just a 'hmm'."
"At that time, I was very strange, obviously everyone talked about prestige quite well."
"How did she suddenly become so ...... in reality? Is it so 'cold'? ”
"After that, I didn't have any interest in speaking, and I didn't say a word."
"Originally, I liked this girl quite a bit in terms of prestige, but I didn't expect her to be like this in reality."
"During the meal, she still kept her mobile phone in her hand, and she also got food everywhere."
"She didn't say a word to me the whole time, which annoyed me."
"In the end, I took the opportunity to go to the toilet and went to the front desk of the restaurant to buy the order."
"I sent her another prestige, saying that she should eat slowly, and I will leave first if I have something urgent here."
"Later, I directly deleted her prestige, and the two sides never contacted each other again......"
After talking about this blind date, Yang Qing felt a little crying and laughing.
This was the first time he had been "deceived".
In the selfie of Mingming's circle of friends, she is a very cute and energetic girl.
But in reality, the other party is not only short and fat, but also has a difference of 108,000 miles.
What's even more uncomfortable is that the woman didn't even say a word to him.
During the meal, he was the only one chatting awkwardly.
I can only occasionally hear the woman's "um", which can be regarded as expressing that she is listening.
This made him very unhappy!
If you don't agree, don't come to dinner!
As a result, he refused to say a word, and he ignored it.
Is this here to add to anyone's blockage?
After listening to the two blind dates told by Yang Qing, the sailors in the live broadcast room were all aroused to complain.
"I'm convinced! Some women on blind dates really can't figure out their situation! ”
"Lao Yang, you should also review why the blind dates you meet are so strange!"
"Isn't that normal? Lao Yang has been on a blind date for so many years, isn't it normal to meet a few strange people? ”
"Don't talk about blind dates, I own a breakfast shop, and I can meet all kinds of strange things every day."
"The population of more than one billion in the Dragon Country is wonderful!"
"After all, it's still Lao Yang, your vision is a little high! I've been on a blind date for five or six years, and I haven't had a suitable one? ”
"You didn't listen to him himself, he is actually Yan Kong!"
"When you go on a blind date, the woman's requirements are high, and Lao Yang, your requirements are actually not low!"
"If it's really a good-looking girl, how can she end up in the blind date market?"
"That's it, I've already let Huang Mao rob it!"
"After listening to Brother Yang's blind date process, I also want to talk about my ...... The deepest blind date in my memory was a divorced guy who asked me how much cosmetics cost as soon as we met? How much do clothes and bags cost? I answered, but his eyes were about to pop out, and he told me that when I got married in the future, I would save as much as I could...... Made, it's like I'm on the pole and begging him to get married! ”
"Sister, my previous blind date was similar. Come up and say that I won't live, I bought a brand-name bag or something, can't I spend it myself if I have the money myself, can I use your pointers? ”
"Rich lady, please take care of it!"
"Hahaha! I didn't expect the blind date market to be so interesting! ”
"My blind date last year was called Niu ×! The first sentence of the meeting was that her family wanted a bride price of 100,000 yuan, and she told me that she had been a seven-year object before, and she broke up because she was unwilling to pay the 100,000 bride price. ”
"I'm Nima! I've been with other men for seven years, and it's still so valuable? ”
"What is this, the blind date introduced to me by my friend, when they met for dinner, they asked me to provide a house, a car, and the bride price should not be less than 180,000. After getting married, he couldn't live with his parents-in-law, and he had to provide for his younger brother to go to college and graduate school. ”
“666666! It seems that he is a brother demon again! ”
"My mom also introduced me to a girl the other day, saying that she was beautiful. Can the photos taken with various beauty cameras not be beautiful? But what about real people? Alien with your mom left Earth and forgot to take her with you. ”
"Damn, you're too bad, aren't you?"
"Leave something to eat for the pandas!"
"It seems that everyone's blind date experience is similar, and they can meet all kinds of strange and superb."
"I'm pretty much the same as everyone else, and I've had a great deal! To be honest, she is very beautiful, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was how good her boyfriend was in advance, and it was only because her ex-boyfriend's mother was unwilling that she had to separate. As soon as I saw this, I ran away and married a daughter-in-law who was worried about other men, isn't this waiting to put on a hat? ”
(End of chapter)