Chapter 536: Dumbfounded

The barrage discussion of the sailors made Lu Heng smile a little.

Then, he continued: "When you come home from a business trip, you pull the door and you are stunned. ”

"What you see is half a room full of garbage."

"The floor was littered with snack packets, beer cans, and mountains of takeout boxes."

"Some of the fruits on the table have begun to grow moldy and hairy because they have been left for a long time."

"The whole room was filled with a rotting stench."

"On the sofa, there are piles of various types of clothes."

"Do you remember the clothes pressed at the bottom, which were already on top before you went on a business trip."

"In the two months you've been out on business, your wife has never washed a single garment."

"All the clothes she wore were piled on the couch."

"You put your hand over your nose and push open the bedroom door, and you smell the smell of alcohol."

"On the floor and bed of the bedroom, there are not only cans and bottles of various beers, but even traces of drunkenness and vomiting."

"Your wife, on the other hand, is lying in bed and sleeping, without any sense of rejection for the environment."

"At this moment, you finally know why your wife is obviously beautiful, but she can't get married......"

Hearing this, Yang Qing was directly dumbfounded.

This...... This Nima is too outrageous, isn't it?

As for him, although he can't be called a cleanliness fetish, he also prefers cleanliness.

His home was also cleaned up by him.

Now that he heard that the wife he was going to marry in the future would be a sloppy ghost, he couldn't hold back a little.

Snack packs, beer cans, take-out boxes, where to throw them away?

Stinky clothes piled up on the sofa and not washed for two months?

There are also bedrooms full of beer cans, beer bottles, and even traces of vomiting......

O Wo Nima!

Let's just kill him!

He couldn't even think about how he would live with such a wife in the future?

Can such a marriage last?

The sailors in the live broadcast room are also pulling their butts with knives - it's an eye-open!

"Shhh...... Terrifying! It's terrifying! ”

"In this world, can there be such a sloppy woman? What an eye-opener! ”

"I originally thought that Lu Bu was already invincible in the world, but I didn't expect someone to be braver than him, whose wife is this?"

"Of course it's our dear old Yang's wife! Slanted smile"

"I know that Lao Yang is Yan Kong, and those who can get into his eyes must be beautiful! But why hasn't the beautiful woman ever married? Isn't that the answer? ”

"Sure enough, those who came out on a blind date were all picked by others!"

"It's horrible! I have a slight cleanliness fetish, and living with a woman like this can drive me crazy! ”

"Don't worry, people may not be able to look down on you!"

"Big brother, you don't have to come up and stab you, right?"

"It's not sloppy anymore, it's completely dirty!"

"I'm also convinced! She threw up in the bedroom, and she was still able to fall asleep with a puddle of vomit? ”

"Hehe, you're underestimating drunkards!"

"It's cold in our winter, where can't a few drunkards freeze to death in winter?"

"In this case, this woman is a sloppy ghost and a drunkard in one! Lao Yang, buy one get one free, you are really blessed! ”

"Brother Yang, please keep this good woman, don't let her run out and harm us cleanliness patients!"

"Look at Lao Yang's iron-blue face, is there a secret murderous motive in your heart?"

"I estimate that Lao Yang can run away at the speed of light when he sees that blind date woman now!"

"Didn't I say that according to the woman's way of life, you can't be accompanied by mice and cockroaches every day?"

The barrage of sailors made Yang Qing more and more uncomfortable.

In the future, if there are a few rats, cockroaches or something in the house, he is not afraid, but he should respond!

Since he moved out to live on his own, he hasn't seen any cockroaches in the house.

But if you really marry the wife of the immortal Taoist, then you will really have to be with cockroaches in the future!

Thinking of this, Yang Qing couldn't help but be a little decadent.

Why are you so unlucky?

At this time, Lu Heng did not mean to stop in moderation.

After he finished his tea, he began to tell again.

"After seeing your wife make your home look like this, you immediately became angry."

"You went straight to bed and pulled your wife up, and the other party's eyes were red because of the hangover."

"After being pulled up by you, I began to cry about those sad past events and feelings as before."

"In desperation, you have to put it down and wait for her to wake up."

When she woke up, she found you tidying up the house, and there was a hint of embarrassment on her face.

"You didn't even look at her, and after you cleaned up the house, you said two words - divorce!"

"Even though you've only been married for a short time, you really can't accept your wife's bad habits, so you're okay to file for divorce."

"After saying these two words, you ignored your sluggish wife, packed your things, and left the house."

"It was cold outside that night, and you found a random bar, ready to drink and vent your anger."

"But just as you sat down and were about to ask the waiter for a drink, you noticed that there was also a person in the next seat drinking."

"The other party is a woman, very beautiful, and you are very familiar with it."

"Because she is the same woman who made you hurt for more than ten years when she was in college!"

"You can't believe you're going to meet her again."

"Because she went abroad more than ten years ago, you haven't had any contact since."

"Although this woman once hurt you deeply, the feelings buried in your heart have resurfaced."

"You got up and sat down beside the woman."

"When she saw you, she was just as surprised."

"In the bar, two frustrated people are drinking and telling their stories."

"At this time, you know that her transnational marriage was not happy, and in the end she couldn't stand her husband's cheating one after another, so she took the initiative to choose divorce."

"After hearing that she is divorced, you are thrilled and want to chase her again."

"But when you were about to re-utter your confession, you suddenly realized that you were married."

"But if you think about it carefully, I have filed for divorce because I can't stand the bad habits of my new wife."

"If you can get a successful divorce, then you can still pursue your former lover?"

"You've left her phone number with great ambition, ready to relaunch your love offensive against her."

"But the next day, you suddenly received a call from your mother."

"Mother told you...... Your current wife is pregnant......"

(End of chapter)