Chapter 554: Old Daoist, You're really punctual!

After making sure that the second senior brother Yang Qingshu and the others were completely safe, Lu Heng quietly returned to Nanxiang City.

Recently, there have been a lot of troubles, and he decided to be quiet for a while, and then make a big wave.

As for the location of the trouble......

Just put it in a certain country in Southeast Asia!

was bombed for no reason, and this revenge will be avenged for nothing!

Thinking of this, Lu Heng sneered, and planned a specific plan for the next time in his heart.

Before I knew it, it was already three days later in the evening.

The future plan formulated by Lu Heng finally has a rough framework.

Next, just add a few more small things to it, and you're ready to go!

"After counting the time, there has been no live broadcast for nearly a week."

"It doesn't seem to be a big deal tonight, so why don't you broadcast it live!"

Thinking of this, Lu Heng took a picture of the mobile phone on the bedside, and then clicked on the Douhu APP.

After he entered the live broadcast room and started the live broadcast, it was still the same as usual, and the system pushed his start news to every fan who paid attention to the live broadcast room at the first time.

In less than ten minutes after the broadcast started, nearly two million sailors had poured into the live broadcast room.

"Old Daoist, you are really punctual!"

"I thought the old man was going to have pigeons again!"

"Me too, scared people to be careful and their livers pound."

"The distinguished super invincible handsome guy user 'Tianhai Wu Yanzu' entered the live broadcast room and asked the male friends to hide their girlfriends! Ask the female sailors to lock their doors! ”

"The super invincible VIP handsome guy user 'pees three feet against the wind' enters the live broadcast room, and invites female sailors to open the boudoir door to greet them, and male sailors are invited to disappear consciously!"

"ProPlusMax Supreme User 'Lead Mountain Silver Gun Xiaobawang' enters the live broadcast room, please cheer together......"

"Okay, okay, it's all like this, right?"

"Brothers and sisters, let me tell you the good news, at one o'clock this afternoon, my wife gave birth to a big fat boy for me!"

"Congratulations!"

"As a friend of the live broadcast room, I sincerely recommend that my brother go to test his DNA."

"What's the matter, our live broadcast room is destined to have the grassland on our heads?"

"Don't talk about those useless things, congratulations to my brother for having a queen!"

"Woooooooooo......oo I don't even know where my daughter-in-law is! ”

"Brothers and sisters, it's still me! My surname is 'Bu', and I want everyone to do me a favor and give my son a domineering name......"

"Domineering name? It's better to call it 'Bu Jingyun'! ”

"That's a good name, it sounds like it's worth 100,000 taels of gold!"

"What's good? Didn't Bu Jingyun have no father at the age of ten? ”

"It's the adoptive father who died, and the father is alive and well."

"Damn, if my brother dies when his son is ten years old, won't it be another big news?"

"I don't think it's better to be called 'Buu', it's domineering!"

"The name...... Invincible! ”

"It's called ibuprofen! It's very pleasing to the ear. ”

"Ibuprofen? Monopoly whining, right? ”

Sailors are very enthusiastic about naming other people's sons.

This is more powerful than choosing a name for his son.

Lu Heng looked at the messy names on the barrage and couldn't help laughing.

The brains of these sand sculpture sailors are really big!

Take a name, you can make so many tricks.

"Ahem......"

After habitually coughing lightly, Lu Heng said with a smile: "Friends, good evening!" ”

"We're still drawing two lucky sailors tonight to live broadcast fortune telling."

"It's still the old rules, I won't talk too much about the old way......"

After reading the familiar opening remarks, he casually clicked on the five-minute countdown.

Naturally, the sailors knew the meaning of the song and began to give gifts.

It doesn't matter if it's valuable or free, brush it all up.

"Brothers, don't hide it, the old Taoist has already determined me, so you can envy me to your heart's content!"

"Envy? Lao Tzu envy you for a hammer! ”

"Such a high-profile, aren't you afraid that the old Taoist will pinch his fingers, and your son is not yours at all?"

"What's more? The old man pinched his toes and counted, his daughter was not biological! ”

"Let's listen to the old man! Donor, your wife is actually bigamy! ”

"You're disgusting, aren't you? How can you curse someone for no reason? I think he should have remarried after his father's divorce and married his high school goddess! ”

"Huh? The goddess becomes a stepmother? How do I feel like I can predict the development of the plot? ”

"Damn, I'm familiar with this plot!"

"It feels like it's a little exciting!"

"Ahem...... We are all serious people, and this kind of plot is best to chat privately! ”

"If you have any information, please send a copy to my friend, he is very curious."

"I'm his friend, I'm going to criticize it!"

Soon, five minutes passed.

"It's time, don't give any more gifts!"

"Old man, I'm going to start drawing tonight's lucky water friends now......"

After Lu Heng finished speaking, he pressed the lottery button in the live broadcast room.

In the blink of an eye, all the lucky sailors tonight were pulled out.

In the live broadcast room, four or five million people have entered one after another at this time.

Wanting to be drawn among so many sailors is tantamount to ascending to the sky.

Naturally, everyone understands this, so the mentality is very stable.

Even if they are not selected, everyone will not be annoyed and angry, but will be a little excited.

After all, the fun is coming!

Lu Heng glanced at the two lucky people tonight and said with a smile: "Let's congratulate the two sailors of 'Sister-in-law, please let go' and 'You are ugly, you sleep first' for becoming the lucky sailors tonight!" ”

"Now I have the first lucky friend tonight - 'Sister-in-law, please let go'!"

After saying that, he sent a microphone invitation to this water friend.

"Good fellows! It's a name that makes people think about it! ”

"If you don't understand, just ask, sister-in-law, is this going to beat someone? Otherwise, how can she let go? ”

"Don't pretend to be confused!"

"It's a name like this, and when you hear it, it's a sullen type."

"I'm guessing it's either a glasses otaku or a lewd little fat guy."

"No, no, no, it should be a lewd fat otaku with glasses!"

"Messing with glasses?"

"Did the fat otaku provoke you?"

"Did the obscene fat otaku with glasses provoke you?"

"Take a look, there's someone in the right seat!"

"I'm telling you, the Internet is not a place outside the law! If you dare to slander me again, I will sue you and demand that your girlfriend be compensated to me!" ”

"That...... I also want to sue, but where do I have to go to the court? ”

"A single old bachelor with a fart girlfriend? If you don't mind, I can compensate you for my wife who just leaked air. ”

"Compensate me, you can still use it if you make up for it!"

"Damn, you're really not a picky eater!"

"A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry!"

"You're all talented! I took it, and the five-body ......"

(End of chapter)