Chapter 562: You're Ugly, You Sleep First
After listening to Lu Heng's story, the water friends had different reactions.
No one thought that Lao Zhu's future would be so ...... Dramatic!
"I really didn't expect it, Lao Zhu didn't get married until he was forty years old, it turned out that this is the reason."
"I didn't expect that Lao Zhu and Lao Zhang, a pair of young friends, classmates and friends, would end up with such an ending!"
"All of this that Lao Zhu is going to encounter in the future is all because he has too many things!"
"Agreed! The time he fought in the bar before, he should have completely broken off his friendship with Lao Zhang! ”
"Don't care about Lao Zhang's messy things, he won't be opened again, and he will be in prison again."
"People like Lao Zhang seem to be quite capable, but in fact, he is also a master who has no idea in his heart."
"As long as he has a little brain, he won't be toyed with by Xiaoli in applause."
"It's still the old Taoist who said it right before, you must not fool around with Lao Zhang in the future, this guy doesn't have the slightest responsibility!"
"I really didn't understand that when there was a fight in the bar, Lao Zhu was obviously injured for him, why did he turn his head, but he was moved by Xiaoli's words and blocked Lao Zhu?"
"On the one hand, Xiaoli is superb, and on the other hand, Lao Zhang has no brains."
"I despise this kind of person the most! Drink some broken wine, beep lai. ”
"If he really wants to kill Xiaoli and the adulterer, does he still need Lao Zhu to pull it?"
"After talking for a long time, in fact, this guy deliberately acted for Lao Zhu to see, but he didn't expect to tear himself to death."
"It doesn't matter if he plays himself to death, but he pitted Lao Zhu."
"Why don't you say that Lao Zhu is troublesome! Didn't he go and slaughter the adulterer and adulteress, let him go, and see if he had the guts. ”
"If Lao Zhu doesn't pull him, it is estimated that he will be directly cowardly."
"Even a woman like Xiaoli can't be even, that is, we are stupid Brother Zhu......"
Looking at everyone's barrage in his eyes, Lao Zhu's heart is mixed.
In fact, he didn't expect his future to be so dramatic.
From now on, before he goes to prison, every accident is inseparable from Lao Zhang.
Although Lao Zhang treated him well, the other party's performance in the future also made him a little chilled.
He didn't know whether the drunk Lao Zhang had the courage to slaughter the adulterer and adulteress.
But judging by their years of experience, Lao Zhang does have an element of acting.
It's a pity he couldn't see it.
Otherwise, you wouldn't have ended yourself up in prison.
"Alas!"
Thinking of this, Lao Zhu couldn't help but sigh.
He raised his head, looked at Lu Heng on the screen, and said in a deep voice: "Old Daoist, don't worry!" ”
"I definitely won't fool around with Lao Zhang again in the future."
"And the matter between Lao Zhang and Xiaoli, I will definitely not follow it."
"It's good that little friends know!"
Lu Heng bowed slightly.
[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the Heavenly Dao and is absorbing hits, please check the host later......]
At the same time, the prompt sound of the system also sounded in his ears.
Lao Zhu's future destiny has changed from this moment on.
Next, Lao Zhu said a lot of words of gratitude.
In the end, he temporarily recharged some money and gathered ten arrows piercing the clouds.
After giving the gift, he said goodbye to Lu Heng respectfully, and then disconnected the microphone.
"The first lucky sailor has been counted, so next, let's invite the second lucky sailor tonight - 'you ugly, you sleep first'!"
Lu Heng said as he looked for the second lucky water friend.
After finding the other party, he immediately sent an invitation to connect with the microphone.
It didn't take long for Lian Mai to accept the invitation.
With the camera flickering, two twenty-four or five-year-old girls appeared in the live broadcast room.
The girl on the left, with short hair, round and shiny cheeks, slightly reddened cheeks, seems to be very emotional.
Those eyes were large and bright, reflecting endless agility.
Her smile is warm but sincere, like the sun's rays, which always illuminate everyone around her.
The girl on the right side has long shawl hair, black as night.
Her facial features are delicate and three-dimensional, exuding a charming charm.
A pair of bright eyes, as clear as a stream.
The red lips slightly yearn for an arc, revealing a playful smile.
After these two girls appeared in the live broadcast room, the sailors couldn't help but let out a wolf howl.
"Huh? How did my wife suddenly become two? ”
"Two wives are available for everyone to choose, I choose the one on the left, slightly fat is the right solution!"
"Then I'll suffer a little bit and want the long-haired beauty on the right!"
"Children make choices, and adults of course have all the choices!"
"Children will want so much, everyone knows that they can't hold it!"
"No, it's only children who play single-mindedly, and adults know that the more beautiful girls the better!"
"I'm really Nyima! You old critics, can you not call your wife at my wife, OK? ”
"Correct, I'm not old!"
"Okay, little color batch!"
"Don't let me call my wife, what are you shouting?"
"Hello female primates!"
"You're going to laugh at me, the rest of the barrage is fine, when I saw you, I sprayed it directly!"
"Female ...... Female benefactor? That's a little wrong, right? ”
"Two women who have just met each other let you quarrel like this, what are you people in their heads? Dirty! Don't ask me why I'm sending barrage too, I'm just trying to persuade you! Don't be tempted by something vulgar and learn to control yourself...... Also, don't think anything wrong about my wife! ”
"Damn, can you please stop making a yellow speech at my wife, it's so annoying!"
"I'll send you ten bottles of aged Lao Baigan, and fifty catties of cephalosporin, enough for you!"
"Is there not enough peaches to eat?"
"It's not time yet, and you're starting to dream?"
"Ahem......"
Seeing that this group of sand sculpture sailors was going crazy again, Lu Heng hurriedly coughed lightly.
After temporarily stopping the barrage of this group of old water friends, he smiled and said: "Good evening, two little friends!" ”
"Hello, old man!"
"Both of us are big fans of yours and have been following you for months."
"I didn't expect to be drawn by you tonight, it's such an honor!"
The short-haired girl on the left was the first to speak.
Her face was flushed, and she was clearly very excited and excited.
"Uh-huh!"
Although the long-haired girl on the other side didn't say anything, she nodded excitedly.
I just have a lot of loyal fans!
When Lu Heng heard this, he was very satisfied.
He asked unhurriedly, "I don't know what the two little friends call them?" ”
(End of chapter)