Chapter 694: Count the corpses
After the sailors saw this "old Cao next door", they suddenly felt a sense of amazement in their hearts.
And those single old perverts can't help it.
"Xiaoli, how can I see that you and my future wife look the same?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is obviously my wife!"
"If you see a beautiful one, you have to call out to your wife, you want to make face, okay? Isn't it, wife? ”
"Not long after Xiao Kong left, you all defected?"
"Xiaokong is too green, where is a young woman like Xiaoli good?"
"I don't know how good a young woman is, and I mistake a girl for a treasure!"
"Xiaoli, don't try to tempt me, the last time I took the high-speed train to pass the security check, the machine kept ringing. The security inspector came to search for a long time but did not find metal, and in the end I found out that it was my iron will! ”
"Hello, Tie Hanhan!"
"Damn, I don't look at it, my browser is moving......"
"Ahem...... Dude, I have a friend ......."
"Sitting up in shock in the dying disease, the Cao thief is actually myself!"
"I even have the assets of a hero!"
"Boss Cao can get it, but you can only get it!"
"Low EQ: Cao thief! High EQ: There is a legacy of Wei Wu! ”
"I have accumulated virtue and done good deeds for more than 20 years, and finally let me meet a heartbeat!"
"Xiaoli, do you have a boyfriend? If so, wouldn't you mind having another one? ”
"Sister Xiaoli, are you married? If you get married, you don't mind finding another boyfriend, right? ”
"I'm really convinced, why do you all like the young woman type?"
"Mature big sisters don't go crazy at every turn, people know how to stop in moderation, who doesn't like it?"
"Open and independent, know the trade-offs, don't go crazy and take what you need, except for being older, there is nothing wrong with it!"
"Gentle, mature and considerate, knowledgeable, understanding the pattern, measured, modern boy's life is very stressful, it is very important to have a sensible and comforting girlfriend who understands him and tolerates him......"
Seeing this group of sand sculpture sailors calling their wives again, Lu Heng held his forehead speechlessly.
However, fortunately, he was used to these sand sculpture sailors, so he quickly adjusted.
"I don't know what you want to count tonight, Cao Xiaoyou?"
He regained his previous calm smile and asked slowly.
"This ......"
Hearing Lu Heng's question, Cao Li seemed a little hesitant.
After hesitating for a while, she asked tentatively, "Old Daoist, if I want to count a dead person, I don't know if you can count it?" ”
"Count the dead?"
When Lu Heng heard this, he couldn't help frowning.
The lucky sailors who were selected by him are either considered marriage, career, relatives, or children.
This time, I directly asked for the dead to be counted, I'm afraid it's still the first one, right?
After being silent for a moment, he asked, "Could it be that Cao Xiaoyou, you have relatives or friends who were accidentally killed, and you want me to help find the murderer?" ”
"No, no, no......"
Cao Li shook her head again and again, and then said with a little embarrassment on her face: "Old Daoist, I just want to ask you to help me count the dead!" ”
"More precisely, corpses!"
"Corpses?"
Hearing these two words, Lu Heng's brows furrowed more and more, and he could almost kill mosquitoes.
How can anyone still look for him to count the corpse?
After being silent for a while, he continued to ask, "Could it be that Xiaoyou has an elder who died and his body disappeared?" ”
Lu Heng's successive questions made the embarrassment on Cao Li's face more and more obvious.
In the end, she gritted her teeth, seemed to have made up her mind, and said, "Old Daoist, I won't hide it from you." ”
"Actually, I'm a staff member at a funeral home."
"Just two days ago, we lost a body in our funeral home."
"I just want to ask you to help you figure out where this lost body went......
Hearing Cao Li's confession, Lu Heng's heart suddenly felt as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling by.
Boy!
It turned out that it was really a corpse!
The sailors in the live broadcast room, after listening to Cao Li's words, were stunned one by one.
"I'm going to go, I'm actually here to find the corpse, the effect of the show here is really enough!"
"Ahem...... Xiaoli, how do you work in a funeral home? ”
"The funeral home benefits should be good, right?"
"It may be good, but it's a bit of a mistake!"
"Forget it, I don't think I'm suitable for marriage, so I'll give Xiaoli to you."
"No, no, no, I'm afraid of even a dead mouse, let alone a dead man."
"You cowards, when you see a beautiful woman calling your wife, you shout louder than anyone else, but when you really encounter difficulties, you run faster than anyone else!"
"It's human nature! But being in contact with corpses all year round is indeed a bit uncomfortable. ”
"What is Sister Xiaoli doing, does it have anything to do with you?"
"Didn't I say that you can still throw corpses in the funeral home?"
"yes, what are you doing stealing corpses?"
"Wouldn't a normal person steal a corpse?"
"I remember that there seems to be a special resale of corpses, and I have seen the news about it somewhere before."
"Reselling corpses? What's the use of corpses? ”
"With Y marriage, there is such a custom in some places."
"Then you wouldn't be bold enough to go to the funeral home and steal the body, would you?"
"Our country doesn't seem to have it, but a big South Asian country has resold corpses."
"What's the use of corpses? People are dead, and organs can't be transplanted. ”
"You don't know that, do you? In a large South Asian country, there is a human bone trading market, and after the carrion on the corpse is removed, the human bone can be taken out and sold. ”
"I've also seen relevant reports, a person's skull can be sold for more than a thousand eagle dollars, and if a complete skeleton can be preserved, the price can directly soar to more than four thousand eagle dollars!"
"Damn, is it really fake?"
"What are you lying to you? There have been news reports before, around 2017, that the police in a large South Asian country seized 365 human bones in a village in West Benga, all of which were used for export and sale. ”
"Damn, third brother, this is too ×, right?"
Lu Heng looked at the barrage of sailors, and some knowledge was also known for the first time.
But in his opinion, even if there is a person who steals the body, he will not run to the funeral home to steal it, right?
After all, there are surveillance cameras in the funeral home!
That's right, surveillance cameras!
After thinking of this, Lu Heng quickly asked out loud: "Cao Xiaoyou, I don't know if you can explain the specific situation of the loss of the corpse to Lao Dao me?" ”
"Yes, old man."
Hearing this, Cao Li nodded slightly.
After coughing lightly and clearing her throat, she recounted unhurriedly: "I work in the city funeral home, mainly responsible for putting on makeup for those who have died, which is what everyone calls the mortuary. ”
"Just three days ago, a body was brought to our funeral home......"
(End of chapter)