One hundred and forty-seven strange ways to escape punishment
Quartz fled back to Qianjiao County overnight, but he didn't dare to go back to his house directly, but hid outside the city gate and waited quietly.
Time passed little by little, his face was full of nervousness, and his forehead was covered with sweat.
"It's going to be fine, it's going to be okay..."
"I didn't name names, and there will certainly be..."
Quartz constantly hypnotized himself in his heart, mentally suggesting that he would be fine.
His face became more and more pale, and he didn't dare to go home directly because he was afraid that the punishment of heaven would come and hurt his family.
So I had to hide outside the city.
Finally, it was twelve o'clock in the morning, and he closed his eyes to see what would happen.
"I remember saying that I couldn't kill that little crumb, I had to go to the oil pot, and there was no oil pot here, maybe it would really be fine..."
However, he didn't know if it was the psychological effect of quartz, or if the temperature around him was really rising, and he suddenly felt that his body began to heat up.
It's like being exposed to the scorching summer sun, the heat is getting stronger and the temperature is getting higher and higher.
"Well... It's hot... It's over, am I really going to be blown up in the pan? But where is the oil pot here? ”
Quartz, of course, was not willing to die like this, he opened his eyes suddenly, looked around, and saw nothing on fire, nor any hot boilers.
But the body just gets hotter and hotter, from the outside in, and from the inside out.
It feels like you're actually being cooked in a pan.
Quartz immediately remembered that he had also bought a cold light dagger, and quickly released the cold light dagger and put it on himself.
The cold air enveloped his body, and the heat on Quartz's body seemed to disappear immediately, and he could no longer feel much scorching.
"Hey, it's so much more comfortable... Maybe it's all just my hallucination! Not really! ”
Saved by the cold, Quartz felt that he could do it again, put away the dagger and wanted to go to the city.
"Hmm..."
But before he could take two steps, a burning sensation that was a hundred times more intense than before quickly rose from the bottom of his heart.
If the previous burning sensation is just from the outside in, boiling the frog in warm water, it can be endured temporarily.
Then this time the heat is like roasting people directly on the fire.
Quartz immediately took out the cold dagger again to release the cold air, however, this time the cold air could no longer play a role, but it was like adding fuel to the fire, and the burning sensation became more and more violent.
"What?! How could it be! Ahhh It hurts! It's so hot!! ”
"It's a shame, my life is over..."
The invisible heat burned the quartz to the ground and rolled, and the screams could not be stopped for a long time.
After a few minutes, he seemed to be burned stupidly, or lost the strength to struggle, and the whole person curled up in a ball, squatting under the corner of the wall, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.
"Poof!"
Suddenly, I saw Quartz kneeling on the ground, trembling at the heavens and the earth, kowtowing a few times, and bowing three times and nine bows.
"I'm a mortal... Quartz, mouth... Mouth-open... Covering, reckless... Disobey... Breaking an oath... I hereby sincerely... Swear by sincerity. ”
"I will never dare to break my oath again in the future, if I break my oath, I am willing to be executed by Ling Chi, my body will be killed, and my soul will be tormented forever in the hell of Ah Bi..."
"Please... God has the virtue of a good life, give the stone... Quartz has a chance..."
Quartz made such an oath against the invisible flame, and I have to say that his willpower is very strong.
The flames had already roasted him to the point of incapacitation, and he could still utter these words and perform three bows and nine bows to heaven and earth.
As the saying goes, when a person is about to die, his words are also good, and these words said when Quartz was dying should be regarded as sincere, without the slightest adulteration.
It was supposed to fulfill his oath to go to the oil pot, but maybe it was because the way of heaven really had the virtue of a good life, and when he saw his sincerity, he forgave him.
So, quartz can be regarded as fulfilling his own vow.
As soon as he finished speaking, the invisible scorching feeling was swept away, and there was no more scorching.
If it weren't for the fact that Quartz could still feel the various organs and bones in his body as if they were cooked, he might have thought that it was all an illusion.
"Shhhh It hurts... I won't dare to swear to death in the future!! ”
The experience of closing the ghost door this time made Quartz remember forever in his heart that it is okay to pretend to be coerced, and even to kill, but it is absolutely impossible to swear again.
His true qi was now directly evaporated by the invisible heat, and the inside of his body was disturbed.
The whole person is like a half-cooked barbecue, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and a child can send him to the west.
Severe pain came from every part of his body, and he couldn't even let go of his hair, and the painful quartz trembled, and took out the healing medicine in the space ring to recover.
However, healing medicine also needs to be refined by true qi, and it is completely impossible to rely on the body's own absorption.
His current situation is not much worse than death, so he can only eat spiritual things and raise them slowly, so he has to quickly open the sound transmission jade talisman:
"Second brother, hurry... Come and save me, I'm in the corner of the East City Gate, hurry... I'm dying..."
"What!? You're waiting for me... I'll be there soon!! ”
After "calling" the second master of the Shi family, Quartz immediately passed out and fell under the corner like a dead dog.
He is completely to blame for being so miserable now, and on the other hand, Li Daoyuan's small life is very comfortable.
At this time, he had already returned to his small home, Xia was chasing the clouds, and Jingqiu was sitting beside him, serving him intimately.
He was thirsty, so Xia Chaiyun immediately handed over the spiritual tea made with sweet flowers.
When I was hungry, I also fed Jingqiu's peeled apples into my mouth.
He didn't even need to move a hand, he just opened his mouth and waited to eat.
As the saying goes, food comes to open the mouth, clothes come to stretch out the hand, nothing more.
What's more, Xia Chases the clouds and Jingqiu are still the best maids, surrounded by fragrant wind, and covered with snow peaks, which provoked Li Daoyuan's heart to be surging and feast his eyes.
However, when the two of them suddenly started doing these things, Li Daoyuan was a little puzzled.
As the saying goes, he didn't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and he didn't give the two of them any benefits, so he suddenly dealt with himself like this, he must have a plan, so he said calmly:
"Why are you two suddenly so nice to me today?"
"Say, what do you want?"
Xia Chaiyun and Jingqiu glanced at each other when they heard this, and Jingqiu also said coquettishly:
"What do you want, you've worked so hard these days, we just want you to relieve your fatigue, it's really stingy to think of us like this! Hum! ”
"The hosts! I also want a few beautiful clothes! It's so boring to have that one! ”
"And... And as my cultivation improved, the clothes became smaller and smaller. ”
And Xia Chasing Cloud is more direct, and directly says his thoughts, without concealment.
Li Daoyuan followed her voice, and sure enough, he also saw the huge snow peak, trembling slightly with his breathing.
"Shhhh It seems like... It's a little bigger... It's time to change your clothes..."
Seeing the majestic scenery, Li Daoyuan was also secretly happy in his heart, and hurriedly found it in the system store.
"Hmph, and me! I want it too! I want it too! ”