The next morning, Yangzhou Civil Affairs Bureau.

I made an appointment with Xiao Yihuan to meet at nine o'clock, but when my sister-in-law and I arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau ten minutes early, we found that she was already sitting in the waiting area and started queuing.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Wang Shuo come out of the bathroom of the Civil Affairs Bureau and walk in the direction of Xiao Yihuan.

I sneered in my heart, this woman probably got along with Wang Shuo a long time ago, and the original owner actually naively thought that she didn't cheat, but didn't let herself touch it.

After three years of sexless marriage, I really don't know how the original owner survived.

Thinking about it, I was so distracted that I didn't notice that Wang Shuo and Xiao Yihuan were walking towards me holding hands, their faces full of pride and arrogance.

"Whew...... I can finally divorce you shit. ”

Xiao Yihuan breathed a long sigh of relief at me, giving people a sense of relief.

I hurriedly covered my nose with my hand, waved the air around me, and pretended that she had bad breath, but I didn't expect her to be really fooled by my acting skills, so I quickly took out the breath freshener and sprayed it into my mouth a few times.

In the next second, she returned to her previous appearance as a cold goddess, and mocked me disdainfully: "Alas, they are all men, why can Wang Shuo hold on for an hour, but you only have three minutes?" ”

I subconsciously glanced at Xiao Muwan beside me, but saw that she was looking at me with a strange gaze, which couldn't help but make me feel deeply uncomfortable.

"You don't have evidence, but don't spew blood?!"

I pretended to explain calmly, and at the same time quickly searched for the memories of the original owner's past in my mind, only then did I know that what Xiao Yihuan said was true, and the original owner's side was really only three minutes.

"Are you really shameless? Is it possible that I should still take pictures of this kind of thing as evidence? ”

"Of course, you have to tell the evidence in everything, otherwise I have every reason to sue you for slander."

After Xiao Yihuan listened to what I said, her face turned green with anger, she had lived for more than 20 years, and she had never seen such a shameless person at all.

"What nonsense are you talking about with this, don't you have to divorce him quickly!" Wang Shuo on the side urged impatiently.

After speaking, he didn't forget to pinch Xiao Yihuan's upright buttocks.

"I hate it, you're so bad......" Xiao Yihuan couldn't help but sneer.

"I've got worse, would you like to try it?"

"you, dead ......"

The two of them showed their affection in front of the public without shame, not only me, but even the sister-in-law on the side was numb when they saw it.

"It's troublesome to play hooligans and go somewhere else, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau, not a place for you to flirt!"

I couldn't stand it anymore and warned the two of them coldly.

"Yo, you're red-eyed, aren't you? I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm going to get married to Yihuan next weekend, and when the time comes, don't go to our wedding to cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, so as not to attract bad luck. ”

"Honey, are you telling the truth? I want a romantic and grand wedding. ”

"Of course it's true. I will hold you the grandest, most luxurious and most romantic wedding ever in Yangzhou! Let you become the object of envy and hatred of all Yangzhou women! ”

"Hello ma, dear

Oh, I really want to marry you right now and give you a lot of little monkeys. ”

When the words fell, I vomited and vomited all the breakfast I had eaten in the morning.

I can't think of any other adjective other than disgusting.

"Brother-in-law, are you alright?"

My sister-in-law patted me on the shoulder and asked softly.

"It's okay, a fly just flew into its mouth, and now it's spit out." I explained lightly.

"Where is it, brother-in-law, why didn't I see it?"

My sister-in-law is also a human being, and she actually looked for the so-called fly in my mouth in the food scraps I spit out.

"Wu Cheng, I know you're uncomfortable, but don't be too uncomfortable." Wang Shuo suddenly stepped forward and patted me on the shoulder, posing as a brother, paused for a few seconds and continued: "This is my wedding invitation with Yihuan, you must come to our wedding!" ”

I took the red invitation card in Wang Shuo's hand, smiled and agreed, "Don't worry, I will definitely attend on time." But he couldn't help sneering in his heart: "The grandest, most luxurious, and most romantic wedding in Yangzhou's history?" The object of envy and hatred of all Yangzhou women? ”

"Then I will make your wedding the biggest joke in the history of Yangzhou, and let your newlywed wife become the talk of all Yangzhou women after dinner!"

It didn't take long for Xiao Yihuan and I to successfully apply for a divorce certificate, and when she left, she didn't forget to say: "Wretches and freaks are a natural pair."

"Smack!"

After a loud bang, five red finger prints instantly appeared on Xiao Yihuan's face.

I saw her covering her face and glaring at me viciously, as if she was going to cut me with a thousand knives.

"Mu Wan is not a freak, she is your sister! Thanks to her kindness yesterday to help you up! That's how you became a sister? ”

I ignored her fierce gaze and looked at her with a Ma Jingtao-like roar.

Xiao Yihuan looked at me with complaining eyes, as if it was all my fault, I shouldn't have yelled at her, but licked her without a bottom line as before.

"Let me hear you slander Mu Wan in the future, but it will never end so well like today."

I gritted my teeth and stared at her, my eyes shining with cold.

After finishing speaking, I took my sister-in-law's hand and left the Civil Affairs Bureau.

It's just that I didn't notice a trace of loneliness in Xiao Yihuan's eyes.

......

I took my sister-in-law's hand and walked aimlessly through the streets and alleys where people came and went, not knowing what to do next.

I don't know how long we shopped, we came to the door of a DR diamond ring counter.

The sister-in-law's eyes lit up, staring directly at the sparkling diamond ring in the glass case, and the desire in her heart was self-evident.

I saw through her thoughts at a glance, smiled and proposed, "Let's go, go in and have a look." ”

The sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, and then nodded slightly in agreement.

As soon as my sister-in-law and I stepped into the store, a handsome and tall counter lady greeted us with a professional smile on her face, and said in a gentle tone: "Hello sir, are you here to buy a diamond ring for your girlfriend?" ”

"Yes."

I smiled and nodded, but my heart was a little frightened, because my pockets were empty, and my pockets were cleaner than my face.

My sister-in-law looked at me with complicated eyes, not understanding when she became my girlfriend.

"Sir, this DR diamond ring is a hit in our store, and wearing it on your girlfriend's body will definitely make her the brightest star in the night sky."

The counter lady skillfully took out a heart-shaped DR diamond ring from the glass cabinet and enthusiastically recommended it to me.

"It's not pretty." I glanced at her roughly, then waved at her.

The cabinet sister was slightly stunned, and then took out a butterfly-shaped DR diamond ring from the glass cabinet, and blinked her eyes: "Sir, what do you think of this?" ”

"Neither will this one."

I frowned and shook my head uncontrollably.

The cabinet sister is numb, these two are the treasures of their store, and I can't look at any of them.

"I want that heart-shaped one, please help me wrap it."

The sister-in-law said coldly, and then took out a bank card from the LV bag and handed it to the cabinet sister.

The teller sister smiled and took the bank card from my sister-in-law's hand, and at the same time glanced at me with a slightly disdainful look.

I was a little embarrassed and a little unhappy.

"Sir, please show me your ID."

The cabinet sister said to me lukewarmly.

I was stunned and couldn't help but wonder, "What is the ID card?" ”

"You think you're humorous?" Sister Cabinet rolled her eyes at me angrily.

"Brother-in-law, are you alright?"

My sister-in-law touched my forehead and suspected that I had a fever.

"Brother-in-law? You ......"

Sister Cabinet looked at me and Xiao Muwan with wide eyes, with an incredible expression.

"Mu Wan, let's go."

As I spoke, I took my sister-in-law's jade hand and walked straight out, no matter how the cabinet sister shouted, I was indifferent.