Chapter 10: Wash your hair upside down

For a while, there was an uproar in the hall, and I became the focus of attention of the entire Xiao family.

"You tell me clearly, who is the second-hand goods that can't be sold?"

Xiao Yihuan walked up to me menacingly, his face was about to turn green.

I smiled disdainfully and said loudly: "The granddaughter of the Xiao family, Xiao Yihuan." ”

When the words fell, I pretended not to know her again, and said curiously: "May I ask ...... you are?" ”

Xiao Yi was so angry that he raised his hand and wanted to hit me.

It's a pity that she doesn't know that I am no longer the door-to-door son-in-law who doesn't know how to resist and has no bottom line.

From now on, I will return the humiliation suffered by the original owner in front of the Xiao family to the Xiao family!

And Xiao Yihuan, the ex-wife of the original owner, was the first person I used to operate.

As soon as I held her raised arm in my hand, and then squeezed it gently, she frowned and begged me for mercy with a painful expression.

"Presumptuous!"

At this moment, a sharp reprimand suddenly echoed in the Xiao family's mansion.

Everyone moved their eyes from me to Mrs. Xiao.

"Wu Cheng, this is the Xiao family, how can you be a place where you can splash and roll!"

The speaker was none other than the head of the Xiao family, the respected old lady Xiao.

"What grandma said is extremely true, you useless wreck, a waste of air when you are alive, a waste of land when you die, if I were you, I would have found a tree to hang myself, how can I have the face to return to the Xiao family?"

"That's it, forget about the nest, the eldest sister has been married to him for three years, and there is no movement in the belly at all, I think eighty percent of it is this waste kidney deficiency that causes the eldest sister to be unable to get pregnant."

Xiao Hanyun and Xiao Tingting saw Mrs. Xiao speak, so they began to take turns to attack me personally.

I laughed it off.

If a dog bites a person, does the person have to bite back?

"Grandma, the younger generation is here today, not to lead a war, but to ask your Xiao family for a marriage."

I squinted at Mrs. Xiao and was very friendly.

"You useless wreck, how old are you?"

Without waiting for Mrs. Xiao to reply, Xiao Hanyun walked straight in front of me, pointed to my nose and asked.

I didn't want to pay attention to this messy woman, but she really didn't understand the simple truth of taking it when she saw it, and instead kept treating me with an inch.

In that case, I don't have to be polite to her anymore.

I looked her up and down quite carefully, and said with a smile: "Your face is dull and your lips are purple, which is a symptom of blood congestion in your body; Sunken eye circles and dark Yintang are signs of menstrual irregularities. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Hanyun gritted her teeth at me and said.

When a woman is publicly mentioned about her privacy, it is natural for her to be angry.

"You go on."

Suddenly, Xiao Hanyun's husband, Ye Feng, the former brother-in-law of the original owner, walked up to me and motioned for me to continue.

"If I'm not mistaken, you've been upset and depressed lately, with mild pain in the lower abdomen and abnormal vaginal discharge."

I speak very fluently and I feel like a gynecologist.

"You ......" Xiao Hanyun looked like a fish bone stuck in her throat, surprised and with a strong sense of shame.

"You're right, Hanyun has suddenly become short-tempered and moody recently, and often fights me over trivial things, which is quite unreasonable."

Ye Feng looked at me helplessly, and couldn't help but complain about his wife.

"The surname is Ye, who do you say is unreasonable? Do you have to say it again?! ”

Xiao Hanyun was so angry that her liver hurt, and she hurriedly ran to Ye Feng's side, reaching out and grabbing his ear.

After a while, Ye Feng's ears turned red and purple, and he could even see the blood that had gathered in his flesh.

"It's horrible...... Fortunately, the person I married was Tingting. ”

Xiao Tingting's husband Land Rover saw this situation, and couldn't help but secretly congratulate himself that his choice was really a wise move.

There were already many people in the hall, and when Xiao Hanyun made such a fuss, the surrounding atmosphere exploded instantly.

"Silence!"

At this moment, Mrs. Xiao, who had not spoken for a long time, finally couldn't hold her breath and scolded loudly.

In the next second, there was an instant silence in the hall, and even the sound of feathers falling to the ground could be heard very clearly.

Seeing this, Old Lady Xiao's face softened a little, and then turned her gaze to my position, and said disdainfully: "Wu Cheng, you are just a piece of garbage, if it weren't for the fact that you saved Yihuan's life, I would have expelled you from the house a long time ago." ”

"Since you have divorced Yihuan, you should keep your distance from her, why bother to be so obsessed and pester her with a dead face?"

After hearing Mrs. Xiao's words, I couldn't help but laugh.

Dare to love her, she thinks I'm coming for Xiao Yihuan......

"Grandma, I think you misunderstood something, I didn't come to find Xiao Yihuan to get back together, but I want to inform you that I want to marry your youngest granddaughter."

I looked at Old Lady Xiao and explained in a serious tone.

"What?"

Old Mrs. Xiao was so shocked that her jaw was about to fall to the ground.

Not only Mrs. Xiao, everyone present was stunned, how could anyone marry his sister-in-law the next day after divorcing his wife?

I narrowed my eyes slightly, smiled and said, "Grandma, let me repeat again, I want to marry your granddaughter Xiao Muwan as my wife." ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Tingting began to mock me verbally: "You don't pee according to your own virtue, are you worthy of my little sister as you are poor?" ”

"That's it, even if you are poor, you still have kidney deficiency, it's like a toad who wants to eat swan meat." Xiao Hanyun followed closely and echoed.

"Alas, maybe Liang Jingru gave him courage......" Ye Feng said.

I was silent for a moment, and then asked a few people, "What if I say I can give 10 million bride price?" ”

"Hahaha...... I can't laugh anymore......"

After Wang Shuo heard what I said, he laughed directly, covered his stomach with both hands, and tears rolled out.

After a long time, he stopped laughing and said in a serious tone: "You, if you can come up with 10 million dowry, I will wash my hair upside down." ”

"You said it yourself, I didn't force you."

I walked out of the Xiao family hall and made a phone call in the hallway.

Five minutes later, I was back in the hall.

"Hehe, it's pretending to be good, I want to see where you got so much money!"

Wang Shuo looked at me with a calm expression, and he didn't get angry.

You know, he only gave Xiao Yihuan a million dowry, if I really took out 10 million dowry, wouldn't it be a slap in the face.

There was a lot of talk in the room, and everyone seemed to be waiting to see my jokes.

Even my sister-in-law, who has always supported me without brains, is looking at me with a worried face at the moment, and she, like the people in the hall, does not believe that I can come up with a huge sum of 10 million.

In less than a quarter of an hour, five sturdy young men suddenly walked in at the door of the hall, all of them full of muscles, and they didn't look very smart.

Each of them carried a pole on which were hung two mahogany chests, which together were ten chests.

Seeing this, everyone was discussing, and Wang Shuo was even more uneasy in his heart.

Then the time came to witness the miracle.

The five big men opened all the boxes quickly, but saw that each box was full of hundred-dollar bills.

"This ...... No way, he's a poor guy, how can he have so much money? ”

"I see, he's pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger."

"You know a hammer, I think eighty percent of this money was robbed by him."

......

There was a lot of discussion around him, and there were all kinds of speculations, so I didn't open my mouth to explain, but walked up to Wang Shuo, who was full of astonishment, patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Brother, why don't you perform a handstand to wash your hair for everyone?" ”

Wang Shuo gritted his teeth and looked at me, but he was helpless.

After all, a gentleman says that a horse is difficult to chase. You can't regret playing in front of so many people, right?

Thinking of this, Wang Shuo gritted the socket of his back teeth and said to the maid of the Xiao family in the hall: "Auntie, please pour me a basin of water, don't be too cold and not too hot, be warm." ”

The maid couldn't help but glance at him when she heard this, she had been a nanny for so many years, and she had never seen such a lot of people at all.