Chapter 73: Extreme Pull Master
"Look at the Li family's dishes, this is the way of hospitality."
"There is meat and vegetables, and the plates are full, for fear that the guests will not be full."
"The day before yesterday, I went to Li Lou for dinner, and I came back hungry after eating.
"Recently, Li Shun has made a fortune, and this kind of banquet is the only one in ten miles and eight towns."
"Li Shun, this kid has a future, and he can afford to look down on our poor relatives."
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The guests talked a lot, Li Shun and Han Ying toasted the guests, table by table:
"Thank you for your face, and we as husband and wife toast you three times."
The people at the dinner table got up one after another, picked up their wine glasses and drank three glasses in a row.
"Junko, good amount of alcohol!"
"Li Ershun is massive, and he is not drunk with a thousand cups."
"Haha, everyone eat and drink well." Li Shun bowed and thanked him.
Drink three glasses at each table, and by the seventh table, a bottle of liquor will be served.
"Don't get drunk, it's more than forty tables." Han Ying reminded in a low voice.
"Alcohol doesn't respond to me." Li Shun explained with a smile.
"Don't drink it, I'll change it for water." Han Ying said with a bitter face.
Li Shun shook his head, changed a bottle of liquor and continued to salute, he drank liquor is to drink boiled water.
However, it was uncomfortable to drink too much water, and by the time the twentieth table was reached, the wine in the wine glass became half a glass.
Meals have been served, six people per table.
Eight meats, four vegetarian dishes, 12 dishes, a bowl of corn soup, a bowl of meatball soup.
Han Ying was distressed, and made up her mind not to let her husband manage money in the future, my husband doesn't treat money as money.
"Ershun, this meal is okay, it really gives the head of Lijia Village a face!" The drunken village chief gave Li Shun a thumbs up.
"Uncle Village Chief, eat and drink more." Li Shun accosted with a smile.
"Ershun, your banquet is comfortable, and my gift money is worth it." The village accountant praised with a smile.
"Thank you, accountant, I'll have two more drinks with you." Li Shun raised his glass to persuade him to drink.
The guests who ate and drank praised Li Shun one after another, and Han Ying's mood was much better.
After the feast was over, the helpers cleaned up the mess, and the guests came to the courtyard to prepare for the money.
The horse-faced officiated at the wedding, looked at the list and said loudly:
"At the beginning of the wedding, the groom's parents were invited to come forward and receive the ceremony."
Li Mu and Du Rou sat on chairs, and Du Rou handed Ma Face a wad of banknotes.
"Good guy, two thousand yuan is a lot, the new daughter-in-law quickly kowtow."
Li Shun knelt down with Han Ying in his arms, and respectfully kowtowed to his father and mother three times, and the two thousand should be the medical expenses compensated by Li Fang.
"Son, live a good life." Li Mu wiped a handful of tears.
"Junko, don't bully your daughter-in-law." Du Rou's eyes were also red.
Li Shun nodded, and Daddy's sudden attack on the brothers wiped Li Mu Durou's face black.
The black stuff is pot bottom ash and shoe polish, which is the wedding trouble of the groom's family.
The scene burst into laughter, Du Rou laughed and chased after the perpetrator, and forcibly held back Li Shun's tears.
After the commotion, Li Daxia handed over 800 yuan to Ma Mian and sat on a chair to receive a salute.
"When the sister gives eight hundred, which is not a lot, the bride and groom bow."
"Take a bow!"
"Bow again!"
"Three bows!"
Li Shun and Han Ying bowed when they heard the slogan, and the 800 yuan should be Li Daxia's salary for four months of working in a cold drink factory.
Li Xiaoxia also gave 800 yuan, but she was a younger sister and couldn't stand the bow of her brother and sister-in-law.
Next is the relatives of the Li family, who give ten yuan and five yuan, and the little couple keeps bowing and thanking them.
Nine brothers plus Li Toyota, ten people gave a total of 1,000 yuan in gifts, which is a bit much.
When Li Shun bowed, his head was suddenly squeezed, and he almost bowed ninety degrees.
Laughter rang out, Li Shun pouted, which bastard fucked me.
This is also a kind of wedding trouble, where relatives and friends are involved, and the bride and groom bow and thank you.
The curvature of the bow is exquisite, the deeper the bow, the more sincere, but tired and panicked.
There are too many guests, and the body can't stand the deep bow, so the bride and groom will bow lightly.
The friends were disgusted with the lack of sincerity, so they pressed the heads of the bride and groom and bowed deeply.
The only people who can hold their heads are younger brothers, cousins, cousins, and younger brothers among sworn brothers.
A younger brother can joke with his sister-in-law, but a brother can't joke with his younger siblings.
Li Shun has no younger brothers and cousins, and nine brothers plus Li Toyota, Li Shun is the oldest.
It's very depressing, and the younger brothers can get married.
The treatment of the head was originally for the bride, but when the Han family picked up the relatives, the brothers had a conflict with the Han family.
Han Ying beat the Han family angrily with a broom, and the younger brothers admired their sister-in-law.
So don't mess with your sister-in-law, let Brother Shun be punished instead of your sister-in-law.
Li Toyota also joined in and also reached out to press his brother's head.
The brothers could joke with each other, and Li Shun could only roll his eyes.
When she pressed it for the third time, Han Ying was furious, picked up the fireflower tube next to her, and beat the stinky brothers to hug their heads.
"Dare to bully my husband and beat you to death!"
For a while, the laughter shook the sky, and the guests coaxed one after another, and Li Mu and Du Rou laughed from ear to ear.
The wedding finally ended, and Ma Yan gave the gift money to Han Ying, and Han Ying went back to the cave room to count the money.
Li Shun and the brothers sent the guests to Hanwha with 35 red envelopes, and Hanwha gave them to Han Ying's maiden relatives.
Each red envelope contains a boiled egg and a dime coin.
Seeing off the guests, everyone cleaned up the mess and poured the leftovers into the iron bucket.
Li Shun and Li Fengtian carried the rice bucket with wooden sticks, and Han Ying and Li Xiaoxia followed, knocking on doors from door to door.
"Sister-in-law Aqing, give you some gifts." Li Shun said.
"Oh, you can keep it for yourselves." A Qing's sister-in-law went into the kitchen and came out with an aluminum basin.
Han Ying and Li Xiaoxia scooped two scoops of miscellaneous vegetables from the rice bucket and poured them into Ah Qing's pot.
"Yingying looks so good today." Sister-in-law A Qing smiled and complimented.
"Thank you, sister-in-law." Han Ying thanked her.
Carry the bucket to the second house and deliver miscellaneous vegetables from door to door.
Mixed vegetables are the leftovers from the banquet mixed together, and they have a unique taste to eat.
After delivering three buckets of miscellaneous vegetables, Toyota and Xiaoxia went to the yard to clean up, and Li Shun and his wife went to the hall to attend the parent-teacher meeting.
The living room was full of people, and the man's parents were Li Mu and Du Rou.
In addition to Han Zheng and his wife, the woman's parents also have Han Ying's uncle and uncle, cousin and uncle, etc.
Cai Lian suddenly sighed and said:
"My mother-in-law, Yingying has made me spoiled. I haven't been on the ground since I was a child, and I haven't taken a hoe once. ”
Han Ying rolled her eyes, and Li Shun almost laughed.
The mother-in-law clearly belittled Yingying, but actually negotiated conditions.
"There is me and Li Mu in the field, so you don't have to work in the field." Du Rou said.
"Yingying is too squeamish, the embroidery needle can't be pinched, and the cooking is too unpalatable. Mother-in-law, blame me for not educating my daughter. Cai Lian said.
"Mother-in-law, you don't need her to touch her hands for food and clothing, Da Xia, Xiaoxia and me, my mother does laundry and cooking?"
"Sister Rou, Yingying is a little picky, and she wants to break a penny in half."
"Sister Lian, that's not called picking, it's called being diligent and thrifty. Shunzi spends money lavishly, and let Yingying be in charge in the future. ”
The mother-in-law and mother-in-law sang and harmonized, and planned Han Ying's daughter-in-law life.
He doesn't work in the fields, he doesn't do laundry or cooking, he holds financial power, and he is responsible for looking beautiful at home.
A group of big men were dumbfounded, and they were pulled and numbed by the two extreme pulling masters.
Li Shun is also numb, and the future may be a little bleak!