Chapter 104: Slut Yanbei
Yanbei is twenty years old this year, two months younger than Li Shun, and can only be a younger brother when he worships his son.
He is 1.8 meters tall, has a face with a sense of joy, and the words mature and steady have nothing to do with him.
Since he was a child, he has been a skin monkey, and because of his thick skin, he is called Erpi Face by the villagers.
"Boss Li, what's the matter with your buddy?" Yan Bei was half lying on the sofa, lifting Erlang's legs, and his feet were shaking rhythmically.
"You were a soldier for two years and you were still the same as you were a child, and your instructor was quite a failure." Li Shun sneered.
"The nature of the country is easy to change, and it is not the instructor's business." Yan Bei took out half a pack of loose flower brand cigarettes and threw one to Li Shun.
"What kind of soldier are you? Is it a scout? Li Shun took out a bag of Hongtashan and threw it on the coffee table.
Yanbei screamed, and grabbed Hongta Mountain in his hands with lightning speed.
"Brother Shun, you don't understand! During the training of the recruit company, the superior leaders will inspect the quality of the soldiers. Good soldiers go to be scouts, medium soldiers are put into the normal battle sequence, and bad soldiers are thrown into the cooking class......"
"Don't talk nonsense, you just tell you what class you are." Li Shun was very impatient with him.
"Hehe, the quality of my soldiers is quite high, and the leader specially asked me to be responsible for raising pigs for the troops."
"I'm Nima, give me back the cigarette." Li Shun snatched Hongta Mountain.
Yan Bei jumped up directly from the sofa, like a spring, put the cigarette into his trouser pocket, and covered his trouser pocket with both hands.
"Brother Shun, don't worry, just kidding. I'm a combat soldier, and I'm just a bit away from being a scout. Yan Bei sat down cautiously and continued to smile:
"Do you want me to be your bodyguard? No problem! ”
Li Shun suddenly had an idea, if Yanbei and Li Fengtian were allowed to fight in real life, who would win?
"I'm asking you to stalk a married woman and find a way to get evidence of her cheating." Li Shun said.
Yan Bei restrained his smile, put his head in front of Li Shun's face, and said quite seriously:
"Brother Shun, is my sister-in-law cheating?"
"I'm Nima!"
Li Shun shook his hand and slapped him, this kid just has nothing to look for.
Yan Bei had already prepared, jumped up and flashed to the side, and slapped him on the shoulder.
"Brother Shun, don't worry, I'm joking, haha."
"You kid can break my mentality again and again, and you're also a talent!" Li Shun pointed to the sofa and sneered:
"Don't make this kind of joke in front of your sister-in-law, she promises not to kill you."
Thinking of Han Ying, Yan Bei's scalp was numb, and he sat on the sofa obediently.
At Li Shun's wedding scene, Yanbei was in a wedding trouble, and was beaten by Han Ying with a gift flower tube.
"Brother Shun, tell me about the specific situation." Yan Bei was sitting precariously, looking like a veteran.
Li Shun knew Yanbei's personality, Li Shun was often away from home in his previous life, and Yanbei helped Li Mu do a lot of heavy work at home.
Including Li Ma, Li Tao and other brothers, in their previous lives, they helped Li Shun's family do farm work.
Therefore, Li Shun did not hide it, and told him the causes and consequences of the power outage.
Yanbei understood Li Shun's plan, first collected Wei Ju's cheating photos, and then sent the photos to the cobbler.
If the cobbler chooses to forgive her, he will teach Li Fang a lesson.
This move not only humiliated the cobbler, but also allowed the cobbler's hand to clean up Li Fang, killing two birds with one stone.
If the cobbler doesn't forgive, it's best to divorce Wei Ju.
Divorce requires the division of family property, which can greatly reduce the strength of the Pipi cold drink factory.
Yan Bei's expression became solemn, a good move to kill people with a knife, and a good move to draw salary from the bottom of the kettle.
"Brother Shun, if I offend you in the future, can you leave me a whole corpse?" Yan Bei said weakly.
"Where is so much nonsense, you just say you don't do it." Li Shun was irritable again, and he really wanted to kill this king and eight lambs.
"No, no camera."
"I'll buy it!"
"I can't do it, I don't have transportation."
"Ride my motorcycle."
"I still can't do it, I haven't eaten dinner yet."
"I'm Nima!" Li Shun hit his head again, this kid is not a person.
"Just kidding." Yanbei grabbed Li Shun's wrist and continued to smile:
"Okay, I'll do it for you."
This is still like a human saying, Li Shun gave him 200 yuan, which is considered an activity fund.
Then he rode a motorcycle out and took Yanbei to the People's Mall.
Spend 400 yuan to buy a domestic camera, and buy a 100 yuan photo film.
Buy two peaked caps, a pack of medical masks, and a men's bag, and dress Yanbei up as a professional paparazzi.
It was already dark, so I found a random restaurant to eat a bowl of braised noodles and rode a motorcycle back to the cold drink factory.
There was a hatchback Alto parked at the gate of the factory, which was Lu Xiuying's car, and Han Ying was back.
"Brother Shun, I'm going to work." Yanbei said.
"Get this done." Li Shun gave him another 200 yuan.
"Enough money." Yanbei didn't take the money and disappeared into the night on a motorcycle.
Li Shun stood at the door, revealing a wry smile.
My good brother, in your previous life, you acted bravely and riskily to save five drowning white-eyed wolves.
But they were not seen at your funeral, and none of the people you saved showed up.
I hope you can have a good home in this life, and I will let you understand that good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years.
At this time, the courtyard door opened, and Han Ying exclaimed:
"Husband, why don't you come into the house? What about Yanbei's kid? ”
Lu Xiuying greeted with a smile:
"Little brother, is there something on your mind?"
"No, I just remembered the past when I was a child, which made Sister Lu smile." Li Shun said with a smile.
"Little brother, thank you for letting Yingying accompany me shopping, I'm very happy." Lu Xiuying has not been so happy in a long time.
Her only son is in junior high school in Bianjing, and her husband, Wu Gongdao, is the director of a fertilizer factory.
She was alone in the house, and the women in the compound approached her with a purpose, and she didn't like to talk to them.
Today, Han Ying asked her to help register the trademark, and she drove Han Ying to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.
Han Ying has a seven-pronged exquisite heart, and when she sees people, she talks about people, and she talks nonsense when she sees ghosts.
The two talked happily, and later went shopping in the People's Mall and went to the restaurant to eat roast duck, and the relationship developed in the direction of best friends.
"Sister Lu, you're welcome, you can come if you want to come in the future, just call if you don't want to come, I'll let Yingying come over to find you."
"It's better for me to come over, it's inconvenient for Yingying to have a big belly."
Lu Xiuying was indeed very happy, the three chatted for a while, and the couple sent her to the car.
Waiting for Lu Xiuying to leave, Han Ying suddenly snorted coldly:
"Where's that bastard in Yanbei? Xiaoxia said that he stained my innocence? ”
Li Shun smiled dumbly, no wonder Yanbei ran away directly, and he didn't dare to enter the factory gate.
"Wife, I'll teach him a lesson for you, but he's that kind of virtue."
They are all from the same village, and they are classmates, of course Han Ying knows that Yan Beizui is cheap.
"When a crooked-mouthed mule sells a donkey for the price, he eats a loss in his mouth. Husband, you tell me about him, if this continues, he will have an accident sooner or later. ”
"Okay, I got it."
Li Shun helped his wife go home, and his mother had already made dinner.
After eating, she went back to the bedroom to rest, Han Ying stretched out her hand with a smile:
"Xiaoxia said that someone joined today and sold a cart of sorbet, where's the money?"
Li Shun pursed his lips, spread his hands and said:
"I bought a camera and asked Yanbei to help me do a very important thing."