Chapter 115: Exposing each other's troubles
agreed to start dinner at six o'clock, Li Shun and Song Qiang deliberately arrived half an hour late in the car.
Because this is an apology banquet, if the person being apologized goes to the banquet on time or in advance, it will be too shameless.
The waiter in formal clothes led the two to the private room, and Sun Yuhe and Qin Ming got up to greet them.
"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect Lao Song to have an appointment today." Sun Yuhe shook hands with Song Qiang.
"It's all my fault, in fact, I should have set a table a long time ago and had a good time with Lao Song and Brother Li." Qin Ming was a little groveling.
"It's that I'm embarrassed, the leader suddenly invited, and I can't push it off." Song Qiang smiled politely.
Li Shun put two bottles of the best Du Kang on the table, Sun Yuhe took Li Shun's hand and said with a smile:
"Xiao Li's carpentry is a must, and I have the right to speak about this."
Sun Yuhe's deceased father's golden silk nanmu coffin was built by Li Shun, and the Sun family was very satisfied.
"Uncle Sun, I only know a little about carpentry. Know that saws cut wood and planers polish wood. Li Shun had something to say.
"It's amazing, some people just can't tell what a saw is and what a planer is." Sun Yuhe has something to say.
"If you can't tell the difference, don't meddle, you have to use a planer to see wood, that's beyond your strength." Song Qiang also has something to say.
The three of them were all sarcastic about Qin Ming, the old boy couldn't figure out the situation, and the dog was nosy with the mouse.
There is no saw in his hand, and he saws wood with a planer, and he does not measure his own strength, and he brings humiliation on himself.
Qin Ming pretended not to understand, and said with a smile:
"The stupid carpenter who saws wood with a planer, wakes up before the planer is damaged, and gilds the wood."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed, this is the attitude of apology.
But only attitude is not enough, but also sincerity, Li Shun soon saw Qin Ming's sincerity.
The banquet is very rich, with eight meats, four vegetables and twelve dishes, and the white radish is carved into peony flowers.
The meat dishes include donkey meat, beef, and mutton, and there is a plate of roast suckling pig, and there are even wild geese.
The wine is Feitian Moutai, and Du Kang brought by Li Shun is just a gimmick to agree to reconcile, and Qin Ming wants to prepare the wine.
"I'm young, I'm young, and I'm in charge of pouring wine." Li Shun picked up the wine bottle.
"No, today you are the protagonist, I can't let you pour wine." Sun Yuhe squinted at Qin Ming.
"I've already arranged it, there is a pour of wine." Qin Ming went out with a smile and quickly brought over a young girl.
It looks like he is less than twenty years old, tall, with a good face, and a feeling of a small jasper.
Under Qin Ming's instructions, the girl sat next to Li Shun and put four bottles of Feitian Moutai in front of her.
She has a rose perfume smell on her body, which is Li Shun's most hated smell.
"Xiao Li may not know that drinking with a beauty is accompanied by a beauty, and drinking without a beauty is two ways to drink." Sun Yuhe said with a smile.
"Oh? I really don't know, please Uncle Sun teach me. Li Shun said.
"The way to drink with the company of beauties is that tobacco and alcohol are not separated." Sun Yuhe took out a pack of hard boxes of cigarettes and introduced that tobacco and alcohol are not separated.
After he finished his introduction, everyone laughed, and Qin Ming asked Song Qiang:
"What does Old Song mean?"
"I don't care, today mainly depends on the meaning of my eldest nephew." Song Qiang kicked the balloon to Li Shun.
"Tobacco and alcohol are not separated." Li Shun praised Sun Yuhe.
"Medium, please pour a beautiful woman wine." Sun Yuhe felt that he had a lot of face.
The girl poured wine for Song Qiang first, and lay the cigarette case next to the glass, the height of the wine was the same height as the cigarette box, almost one or two wines.
The second time I poured the wine, I put the cigarette box horizontally, and the wine line was the same height as the cigarette box, almost two taels of wine.
The third time I put the cigarette box up, the wine line was the same height as the cigarette box, almost three taels of wine.
The first three glasses were all stuffy, and six taels of wine were in the stomach, according to Sun Yuhe, this is called a good start.
Li Shun didn't know if the door was red or not, but he knew that the faces of the three drinking friends were all red.
"Xiao Li has a good amount of wine." Qin Ming clapped his hands.
"Awesome, do you drink like water? More than half a catty of liquor went down, and there was no reaction? Sun Yuhe was a little surprised.
"Comrades, wait a minute, I'm going to give the leader a drink." Song Qiang said.
"Xiao Ying poured Lao Song full, and then Lao Song is free, let's continue to smoke and drink without separation, or not?" Sun Yuhe proposed.
Qin Ming immediately raised his hand in support, and Li Shun also nodded with a smile, he didn't react to alcohol, and he could drink his opponent to death.
Next, while drinking and talking nonsense, the wine table is full of sharp-mouthed goods, which can blow the cow into the sky.
From the disintegration of Big Brother, to the global financial crisis, from digging birds' eggs from trees when I was a child, to peeking at widows taking a bath when I was young.
In the end, Qin Ming remembered bittersweet memories and shared the story of his childhood:
"When I was in elementary school, my family was poor, and there was a beef soup restaurant at the entrance of the school, and my biggest dream was to drink a sip of beef soup.
I didn't want to go home after school, so I lay on the door of the restaurant and secretly swallowed my saliva while watching others drink beef soup.
Once, after drinking the soup, a big man pointed to the bottom of the bowl and said, "Child, you learn to bark three times, and the bottom of the bowl will let you eat."
I didn't hesitate, I screamed three times, and drank the bottom of the bowl in one go, which was not enough for me to drink in one gulp. ”
Everyone burst into laughter, and the girl who poured the wine also pursed her lips and laughed, this self-deprecation is really 6.
"Xiao Li, if you have any interesting stories when you were a child, I will also share them with you." Sun Yuhe said.
Li Shun thought about it carefully and said:
"There's an interesting fact. When I was a child, my family was also very poor and couldn't afford to buy a TV, so my neighbor Pi's family bought one.
However, the Pi family had a bad relationship with me, and Pi asked the other children to go to his house to watch TV, but he didn't let me go.
The next day at school, Pi would brag in front of me about the TV series he watched yesterday, which made me irritated.
At that time, I thought, hurry up and cut off the power, once the power goes out, everyone doesn't look at it, and Xiaopi can't pretend to be forced in front of me.
Later, there was a real power outage, and Xiaopi was so anxious at home that I cried, and I laughed at home.
Three days later, the TV series had ended, Xiaopi was crying at home again, and I was laughing at home again. ”
Poof, the pouring girl laughed.
He laughed twice and hurriedly covered his mouth, because no one else was laughing, and the wine table was quiet.
The girl laughed because she didn't know what Li Shun's story wanted to express, but the three old foxes knew it.
Li Shun meant: Qin Ming, if you let the Pipi Cold Drink Factory cut off power for three days, you and I will write off your grievances.
Ten seconds later, Song Qiang laughed, he didn't mind helping his eldest nephew clean up Pipi's cold drink.
After another two seconds, Sun Yuhe laughed, then Qin Mingxiao, and finally Li Shunxiao.
After laughing, he continued to drink, or tobacco and alcohol were not separated, and the four bottles of Moutai and two bottles of Du Kang were all finished.
Sun Yuhe and Qin Ming each have a bottle, and they can't talk anymore.
Li Shun did three pounds and four taels by himself, as if he was really drinking water, and there was no reaction at all.
The three old foxes were dumbfounded with fright, and Song Qiang immediately decided to take Li Shun to eat the leader's banquet later.
The leader set up a banquet to entertain the leaders of other departments, saying that he was asking Song Qiang to accompany the guests, but in fact, he was asking him to block the wine.
Is there anyone better than Li Shun to stop alcohol?
My eldest nephew is a wine vat!