One afternoon, an ordinary man named Andy was fishing in an ordinary company.

After touching for a while, I finally saw that I was going to get off work.

The atmosphere in the office that had been lifeless suddenly came alive.

"Brother Andy, your name is so trendy, why do you wear so dirty? When you are also good-looking, you should be able to come with those beauties next door. ”

A guy with a scumbag head starts arranging Andy on a daily basis.

"Why am I wearing dirt?"

Andy subconsciously retorted, and then looked at his yellow-green coarse cloth jacket with big pants and baby (slippers) unconfidently, and his big toe with a few hairs moved subconsciously.

"Do you need to ask me? Who in our house doesn't know whose taste needs to be improved the most? You have a lot of capital in this name, the alphabetical order is because it is a rare A must be the first, some beauties are also curious about whether you are an external foreign handsome guy or a trendy fashion man, if they know what you look like, you will definitely become a negative topic. ”

"No culture! The surname An, the 79th surname of the hundred family names, Di, which means enlightenment, guidance, serious Chinese name, Wang Di, Li Di, Wu Di, you have no opinion, why can't Andy? ”

"Okay~Brother Andy said what is what~"

After some unnutritious bickering, the people are almost gone, but Andy still has to wait for news so he plans to leave last.

In boredom, he opened his mobile phone and opened Zhihu to see which sand sculpture questions he would ask today, and whether there would be a lot of sand sculpture answers below.

Although this kind of behavior has no practical meaning, people always want to have fun.

[How can I not be bullied by my roommate on the first day of school?] 】

[Simple, on the first day of entering the dormitory, ignore anyone who yells in the middle of the night with his eyes closed: You don't avenge the revenge of ten years ago? Then smashed the wall, got up on time at half past five in the morning, folded the quilt into blocks, drank water, cleaned up, rushed downstairs in black and white striped pajamas and started running, shouting while running: abide by the prison rules, obey the management, be a new person, and abandon evil! After shouting, you start singing the national anthem, squat on the ground to eat when you eat, and if someone looks at you with strange eyes, you will stare back, and eat while staring, if someone asks. Then answer the habit....]

Andy looked at these jokes and smiled from ear to ear, and there was nothing to worry about.

He didn't notice that a line of text suddenly popped up on the old computer next to him, and a strange cartoon character of a beanie-eyed boy gave him a thumbs up.

"Do you want to change your life?"

He didn't look at the computer at all, and skillfully shut down the computer with the blind operation of his habits over the years, and the line of text trembled unwillingly a few times, and finally turned dark along with the computer screen.

Walking to the floor-to-ceiling window, Andy's cell phone finally rang, and he quickly picked it up.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh.... Yes, I did it again..... Not yet? Why? ..... It's also too ..... Oh, that's fine, I'm just relaxed. ”

Andy, who was completely distracted, turned a blind eye to the words on the glass in front of him, which were gradually connected by small water droplets, and after answering the call, he took a long breath of relief, turned his head to pack his things, and left.

The words that a certain being had managed to spell out with a few small droplets of water collapsed in an instant, and after Andy disappeared into the office as if it flickered, there was a muffled thud on the glass.

Andy stood in the elevator refreshed, the feeling of a boulder being suddenly removed was so cool, more refreshing than this must be this week's holiday, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and drive home, turn on the computer, and fight until dawn...... Why is the elevator so slow.....

After thinking for a while, he took out his mobile phone again and clicked on the paragraph he hadn't finished reading just now.

[God-man, but what if my roommate bullies me like this after reading this answer?] How do I become stronger than him? 】

[That's simple, if you hear someone smashing the wall and shouting in the middle of the night, go directly to his bunk and stare at him, shouting at the loudest volume: The prison area is quiet! You get up at five o'clock in the morning, pinch his watch and tell him to get up at half past five, then stare at him and supervise him, make sure he folds the quilt into tofu blocks, drink water, and then take him downstairs to run, while asking him to shout: abide by the prison rules, obey the management, be a new man, and abandon evil! While shouting from the side: Obey the party's command, serve the people, enforce the law fairly, and be disciplined! After shouting, he shouted and asked him to continue singing the national anthem, when to go back to the dormitory and when to stop, when he squatted and ate during the meal, you kept looking at him, and didn't let him talk to anyone, whoever asked you, you said that you are used to it, don't care about other people's eyes, you have to remember that when you do this, you are already the strongest! 】

"Poof—"

In the face of the strange eyes of the people around him, Andy held his face red, for some reason his laughter was suddenly bursting, if he was the only one in the elevator, the barbell-like laughter should have spread everywhere by now.

After a long period of patience, Andy finally got into his car.

This time, there's no need to work hard to take care of others!

He squinted and shook his head with a big mouth and laughed, making an expression similar to that of Curator Jin.

"Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-"

The car started.

Along the way, although he didn't look at his phone, the information in the phone was still swirling in his head, and thinking about it, he couldn't help but sit in the cab again and start out of thin air: shaking his head, squinting, grinning, and laughing.

"Aha-ha-ha-ha!"

A child on the side of the road saw this scene, grabbed his mother's hand in horror and asked, "Mom, is that uncle a madman?" ”

His mother glanced at it and said to her son in a serious voice: "No, how can you talk about other people's uncles like that, read it to me, that is called SH-A, fool, do you understand?" ”

"Oh, I understand Mom, Uncle is a big fool!"

"Hey. That's good, but remember not to say that to your face, or your uncle will turn into a gorilla and get you. ”

On the other side, our protagonist is driving on a national highway, and while laughing like a fool, he easily dodges the mud truck in front of him, and comes to a graceful overtaking, and not long after, a long black dragon suddenly appears at the intersection in front of him and intercepts it horizontally.

I couldn't laugh anymore, so I quickly put on the brakes.

"I'm X, I was so scared, why did such a thing suddenly come out of nowhere?"

Looking at the big truck, which was like a long snake, it took a while to fully pass, and Andy knew he would have to wait a while.

"You can't laugh like that, how can you laugh like this after watching a joke today? Am I crazy? Stop for a moment, what is the saying? If heaven wants to make it die, it must first make it mad..... I...."

Not far behind him, the driver of the mud truck was driving while listening to a loud music broadcast, and the music player in the car suddenly made a noisy sound for a while.

"There's no time, his chances are running out.... It's up to you, whether you want to or not, go your ....."

The mud truck driver glanced at it suspiciously, although he didn't hear what the sound was, but there was a series of noises on the radio just now.

"What's going on?"

Just as he lowered his head and reached out to fiddle with it, a violent thrust pushed him against the back of the seat.

"Holy—"

The mud truck driver looked up and looked up, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, and he didn't know when a long dragon of semi-trucks appeared in front of him, but he didn't hit it directly, the really bad thing was that in the gap between the mud truck and the truck, you can now see a silver-gray metal .....

"Ah.....h This ......"

The driver jumped out of the car, and the driver of the truck not far in front also got out of the car, and in their horrified eyes, some unknown liquid was emerging from the wreckage of the car that had been completely squashed.

Police cars and ambulances quickly arrived at the scene, but everything was meaningless, and today, an insignificant part of society is missing.

"This station news, today, in XJ City North Ring Road 108 National Highway occurred a tragic car accident, the car accident is suspected to have led to the death of one person and extremely serious traffic congestion, medical personnel and police rushed to the scene as soon as possible, let's take a look at the report sent by this reporter from the scene....."

"The scenery is good! What is the situation of the car accident? ”

The policeman, who was there arguing with a few colleagues, was slightly startled, and looked back at the reporter in a perfect posture for a few seconds.

"That's right, due to the fierce squeezing impact, the structure of the crashed car is seriously deformed, and it will not be able to disassemble it for a while to check the situation of the injured inside, but from a visual inspection, it can be determined that the driver has no vital evidence, and the driver who caused the accident has been controlled.... This accident needs to be further investigated, but I would like to warn all drivers that there must be no negligence in road driving, and any carelessness may cause extremely serious consequences, and the driver of the small car must remember to avoid the big car, and the driver of the big car must always pay attention to the road conditions......"