Chapter 161: Horse Manure Talks
"Yao'er is a little willful, but her nature is very kind, and she treats the soldiers in the army very well, she shouldn't do anything too much...... Among them...... Could it be that there is some misunderstanding......" Ye Moxin looked at Xiao Yunhe suspiciously.
Xiao Yunhe listened crookedly: In front of you, of course she is cute and kind. But in front of me, it's simply the reincarnation of the little witch, and you don't believe it......
Xiao Yunhe didn't want to dwell on this issue, and after thinking about it, he thought of a good excuse: "Miss Yunyao is naturally very good, but there are many dangers along the way, she is a daughter after all, I want to ......"
"What do you want? You don't have to think about anything, this time, I'll make a decision with you!" From behind Xiao Yunhe, there was Yun Yao's puffing voice.
Xiao Yunhe was taken aback, and quickly turned around, sure enough, the soldiers surrounding him had already separated a large space to the left and right at this time, and the starry woman like a moon in the middle was not Yun Yao who had just left?
As soon as he saw Yun Yao, Xiao Yunhe was inexplicably a little weak-hearted, and the excuse he was about to say was immediately swallowed into his stomach.
"Say, why don't you say it, aren't you quite able to say it? You have so many fancy intestines, can't you come up with a bad idea in the blink of your eyes? You ...... This ......" In front of Ye Moxin, Yun Yao had already reached the "bastard" on the side of his mouth, and there was still no exit.
"Yao'er, don't be rude!" Ye Moxin scolded, but this sentence had no deterrent effect, obviously he didn't really want to do this, but just reacted politely in front of Xiao Yunhe.
Xiao Yunhe's mouth crooked unknowingly: This pair of uncles and nephews knew that it would be like this......
"Little brother Yunhe, Yao'er is still very sensible except for being a little willful. Don't worry, she won't cause you trouble along the way. Don't worry, don't worry!" Ye Moxin turned to Xiao Yunhe, with a posture that had already determined Xiao Yunhe's promise.
"Do you think I don't know the importance of the matter like you, if you don't have me along the way, you don't want to find your way!" Yun Yao said unceremoniously to Xiao Yunhe.
The good and bad things have been said by your uncle and nephew, what else can I say?
Xiao Yunhe, who was helpless, could only nod in agreement: "Okay! There is a girl Lao Yunyao......
Faced with Xiao Yunhe's bowing head and admitting defeat, Yun Yao just snorted and answered Xiao Yunhe with a cold snort.
Ye Moxin turned a deaf ear to this, and pulled Xiao Yunhe with a smile and instructed, the soldiers on the side had already gone to lead the horses to prepare their bags, and soon, Xiao Yunhe and Yun Yao walked to the door of the barracks with one horse by one.
"Little Brother Yunhe, please!" Ye Moxin looked at Xiao Yunhe and said in a heavy end.
"Don't worry!" Xiao Yunhe didn't say much, two simple words, but they represented his promise.
"Hey, uncle, why don't you just tell him, don't tell me? This time, it's up to me, he knows what!" Yun Yao on the side was dissatisfied again, and complained to Ye Moxin.
Ye Moxin smiled and didn't speak, he got a little closer, and whispered to Xiao Yunhe: "Yao'er, please leave it to you too!"
Xiao Yunhe was stunned for a moment, and before he could come back to his senses, Ye Moxin had already walked away, standing in the ranks of soldiers, and watched them leave.
"Take care!" Ye Moxin waved his hand to Xiao Yunhe and Yun Yao, and said from afar.
Xiao Yunhe and Yun Yao took one last look at the crowd behind them, turned around, tightened the horse's belly, the horse's hooves rumbled, and soon disappeared from the sight of the crowd.
Walking along the way with Yun Yao again, Xiao Yunhe was uncomfortable.
Xiao Yunhe himself didn't know where Ye Wolf's army had gone, so he could only let Yun Yao walk in front and follow her horse butt by himself.
Along the way, seeing that she didn't stop and lie on the ground to look left and right, Xiao Yunhe also followed up to observe for a while, although he got countless white eyes from the other party, Xiao Yunhe paid the price, but he didn't see anything famous.
In addition to the desert or desert along the way, there are at most a little more flowers and plants, and there are no traces of artificiality at all, how can there be any marks left?
Xiao Yunhe wanted to ask about the mystery, but every time he opened his mouth to ask, the other party always left him with only the back of his head, and in desperation, Xiao Yunhe could only eliminate this good opportunity to learn.
Fortunately, apart from the cold reception, Yun Yao didn't come up with any other way to toss Xiao Yunhe. Xiao Yunhe fell quietly, and he followed her.
At the beginning, the two of them galloped on horseback, and the speed was still very fast. But after a while, Yun Yao dismounted and checked more and more frequently, and the speed of this advance was much slower.
Xiao Yunhe didn't know if something was wrong or a normal phenomenon, he wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask, so he could only watch her busy in front of him.
Xiao Yunhe approached his mouth and didn't ask for a white eye, but Yun Yao in front of him was the first to speak to Xiao Yunhe.
Stopping and dismounting again, Yun Yao looked around, suddenly turned around and beckoned to Xiao Yunhe.
"Call me?" Xiao Yunhe pointed to his nose in surprise.
"Of course it's you, is there a third ghost besides you here?" Yun Yao gave him another big roll of his eyes.
Xiao Yunhe smiled bitterly, jumped off the horse, and walked over.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Yunhe asked casually.
"Come and see this! Do you recognize it?" Yun Yao brushed aside the artemisia grass in front of her and said to Xiao Yunhe.
"This ...... It should be horse manure!" Xiao Yunhe stepped forward for a moment and said with a smile.
"Of course I know it's horse manure! I'm asking you, haven't you noticed anything different?" Yun Yao gave Xiao Yunhe another roll of his eyes, and said angrily.
"Taste...... It's still rushing...... Still wet...... It should be fresh......" Xiao Yunhe was ashamed and brave, studied it carefully for a while, and said his conclusion to Yun Yao.
"Who asked you this!" Yun Yao gave Xiao Yunhe a third big roll of his eyes, "The bastard is not just a bastard, he is also a fool with eyes and no beads!"
"Hey, I said Miss Yun Yao, don't think that if you catch a chance, you have to make an inch. If it weren't for the fact that you were a girl, I wouldn't have spared you a long time ago!, and you shouldn't go too far!" was ridiculed by Yun Yao's family again and again, and Xiao Yunhe's face couldn't hold back.
"Hmph!" Yun Yao also seemed to see that Xiao Yunhe's appearance was not like a joke, and she was very smart not to continue to fight with him, but to accept it when she saw it.
Removing the artemisia grass on both sides, Yun Yao used a small wooden stick to remove the horse manure inside.
This time it's good, the horse manure, which was already very smelly, was exposed this time, and an even more foul-smelling breath came to his face, Xiao Yunhe covered his nose and retreated.
In stark contrast to Xiao Yunhe, Yun Yao did not retreat at all, but turned the small wooden stick in his hand and rummaged through the pile of horse manure.
The girl's nature is to love cleanliness, this little girl Yunyao looks at a white and pure person, does she still have such a special hobby for stinky excrement?
Looking at Yun Yao, who was pulling feces in front of him, Xiao Yunhe thought maliciously in his heart.
"Come here!" After fiddling for a while, Yun Yao turned her head and shouted to Xiao Yunhe.
"What are you doing?" Xiao Yunhe stopped in place and didn't move, his mouth still covering his sleeve.
"Look at your little bit of talent! A big man, he can't even bear this stench? Even a little woman like me is not as good, I really don't know how you will go into battle to kill the enemy when you go to the battlefield in the future!" Looking at Xiao Yunhe's expression of avoidance, Yun Yao immediately guessed what Xiao Yunhe was thinking, and said disdainfully.
"Joke, what does it have to do with this piece of horse manure to kill the enemy?"
"Do you think that going into battle to kill the enemy is as simple as wielding a knife to kill someone?" Yun Yao was of course unwilling to admit defeat.
"It's not that simple, but it has nothing to do with the-stirring stick in your hand, right?" Xiao Yunhe said in disgust when he saw that Yun Yao actually lifted the small wooden stick stained with horse dung.
"Who said it doesn't matter, come over to me, this girl will teach you a lesson today, so that you can see the information from this horse manure!" Humming unconvinced, Yun Yao waved her hand at Xiao Yunhe.
Of course Xiao Yunhe didn't believe it, but seeing that she said so reasonably, he walked up slowly, but his nose was still covered with his sleeve.
"Put it down!" Looking at Xiao Yunhe's cautious appearance, Yun Yao became angry for a while, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she knocked off Xiao Yunhe's sleeve covering her nose.
"What are you doing!" Xiao Yunhe said angrily.
"Look at this pile of horse manure!" the small wooden stick in Yun Yao's hand pointed to the pile of horse manure below that had been dispersed.
"Isn't this just a pile of ordinary horse manure? what's so strange!" Xiao Yunhe glanced at it, and found nothing except that he felt that the scattered horse manure was even more disgusting.
"Didn't you notice the color of these horse dung, a little red?" Yun Yao pointed to the side.
"Red?" Xiao Yunhe glanced at it again and nodded, "It seems to be so, but it doesn't mean anything......, right?"
Xiao Yunhe was about to say his reasoning, but Yun Yao on the side had already coldly picked up and said, "You're right, it's true that you eat red grass to pull out such feces." ”
"Isn't that the end of it? Isn't it strange that there are red weeds in this desert?" Xiao Yunhe still didn't realize the crux of the problem.
"Have you ever seen red grass?" Yun Yao looked at Xiao Yunhe with cold eyes.
"This ......" Xiao Yunhe was dumb. Looking back now, it seems that he really hadn't seen red weeds.
"What's the point about this?" Xiao Yunhe is also a very smart person, looking at Yun Yao's appearance, he knew that she must have seen the problem, so he asked shamelessly.
"We don't have red pasture in the southern half of the desert. Only in the northernmost part is this red scorpion grass distributed. Yun Yao said very sternly.
"You mean, this kind of grass can only be distributed in places where barbarians ......," Xiao Yunhe asked.
"That's right!" Yun Yao nodded.
"That doesn't make sense!" Xiao Yunhe couldn't figure it out, "If this kind of grass is only distributed in the northernmost place, then where does this horse manure come from? Could it be that these horses eat grass in the north and come all the way here to? How can there be such strange horses!"
"It's not surprising at all! Scorpion grass contains so many nutrients that if a horse eats it, it can save at least half of its pasture and grow stronger. All the shepherds in the north dried the scorpion grass and made it into fodder, which they brought with them to feed their horses. And as far as I know, this kind of fire scorpion grass is not common in the north, and only a few nobles, as well as some of the war horses in the barbarian army, can enjoy this treatment. Yun Yao told me that these things that Xiao Yunhe had never heard of made Xiao Yunhe gain a lot of knowledge.
"You mean, here...... Is there an army of barbarians?" Xiao Yunhe glanced around vigilantly to the left and right, and said sternly.
"It should be, haven't you noticed that I am getting off the horse to check more and more frequently along the way? I came down to see, this is it!" Yun Yao said, pointing to the horse manure in front of him.
"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Yunhe grumbled, while continuing to look around.
"I didn't think of it at first, I was just a little skeptical. Later, I found that the horse manure was hidden in the deep grass, and I gradually felt that something was wrong. You should know that horses defecate regardless of the occasion, but all this horse manure is hidden in the deep grass, which is clearly intentional. Then I look at the color again, and finally disperse it, and I can confirm their identity!" Yun Yao explained, surprisingly not sneering anymore, but a little more calm and capable.
"How can there be an army of barbarians here? It shouldn't be anywhere, right?" Xiao Yunhe looked left and right as he asked.
Obviously, no one can answer this question, and Yun Yao didn't answer this question, but said to Xiao Yunhe: "This time, you admit defeat, right? If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have found out about this problem at all!
"That's right, I'm grateful to you, Miss, follow you, I'll see you for a while!" Xiao Yunhe said half-jokingly and half-seriously, although the process was a little unsightly, he still felt that he had learned something.
Seeing Xiao Yunhe bow his head and admit defeat, Yun Yao smiled proudly and did not embarrass Xiao Yunhe anymore.
"Then what should we do now?" Yun Yao asked Xiao Yunhe.
"You ask me?" Xiao Yunhe asked strangely, pointing to his nose.
"Of course I asked you! Do you still ask ghosts?" Yun Yao looked at Xiao Yunhe with idiot eyes again.
"You know the situation here better than I do, and you know more about the barbarians than I do. Now that the enemy has been discovered, what should I do next, I should ask you, right?" Xiao Yunhe asked rhetorically.
"I understand, I understand, but do I have to know what to do next?" Yun Yao began to argue with Xiao Yunhe again.
"Then I must know what to do next?" Xiao Yunhe said innocently.
It's not that he's shirking responsibility, it's that he hasn't figured out what to do right now.
At the same time, he also wanted to frustrate this Yun Yao who refused to admit defeat in the word front.
It has to be said that there are many things that can infect each other. After arguing with Yun Yao for a long time, Xiao Yunhe was also infected, and he also liked this language activity that is beneficial to physical and mental health.
"Of course!" Yun Yao said confidently.
"Why?" Xiao Yunhe asked aggrievedly.
"Because you're a man, I'm a woman!" Yun Yao gave an answer that made Xiao Yunhe irrefutable.
"But it seems, you're the officer, aren't you?" said Centurion ......," Xiao Yunhe said weakly.
"We are not in the same battalion, can I manage you? I don't care, anyway, the following matters will be left to you, whether you live or die or do it yourself!" Yun Yao played a scoundrel, sat on the grass on the side, and ignored Xiao Yunhe.
Xiao Yunhe looked angry and funny, he had been competing with himself before, why did he retreat the responsibility to himself when it came to a critical time?
Xiao Yunhe didn't want to fight anymore, he thought about it for a while, and basically decided on the following steps to search for the enemy, and walked over, just about to talk to Yun Yao, who knew that he had just taken two steps, but he suddenly froze.
"What's wrong?" Seeing that Xiao Yunhe stopped there halfway through, his whole body stiff and motionless, Yun Yao was a little flustered, so he asked.
"It's fine. Xiao Yunhe replied, his stiff body moved, and he walked to Yun Yao's side.
Walking to Yun Yao's side, Xiao Yunhe was unceremoniously and sat down beside Yun Yao.
"What do you want to do?" Yun Yao looked at Xiao Yunhe who was out of sight vigilantly, and moved a little distance to the side, while holding his hands on his chest and looking at Xiao Yunhe vigilantly.
"I don't want to do anything, I just want to tell you that a few hundred meters behind us, there is someone!" Xiao Yunhe whispered.
"What?" Yun Yao was shocked when she heard this, and she was about to stand up with her hands on the ground to check.
"Sit down, sit down!" Xiao Yunhe quickly grabbed her and pressed her to the ground.
"Bastard, let go!" The shoulder was grabbed by Xiao Yunhe's big hand again, and there was a very strange feeling in his heart, Yun Yao was ashamed and angry, struggling hard, and at the same time shouting out a name that had not been used for a long time again.
"You sit down and don't move!As soon as you stand up, they must know that we have discovered them, and it will be difficult to deal with them then!" Xiao Yunhe warned Yun Yao before slowly letting go.
"What's there to be afraid of? The two of us join forces, and we can't subdue them?" Yun Yao said unconvinced, and then asked, "How many of them are there?"
"I don't know. Xiao Yunhe spread his hands.
"What do you think of someone?"
"I just glanced at it in a hurry, and I only saw a few people's heads showing a little bit, and they couldn't find it, so how could I look carefully in the blink of an eye?" Xiao Yunhe defended himself.
"Then what do you say?" Yun Yao thought about it, and of course she refused to admit defeat, but asked.
"They should want to come and attack us, so we will plan and find a way to lure them over and have a counter-sneak attack!" Xiao Yunhe's hands clenched into fists in front of his chest, and his eyes sparkled.