"Second Senior Brother, why didn't you tell me when you came to the show?" Li Yan complained.

If the director doesn't tell me, forget it!

Second Senior Brother, you are also hiding it from me.

"The director said he was going to give you a big surprise." Zheng Hudong said.

"It's a lot of weight." Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong's figure, "Second Senior Brother, you have been burly again recently. ”

"Yes, the master also said that I was a lot plumper." Zheng Hudong teased himself.

Burly, busty...... Wouldn't it be nice for you to just say that you have gained a lot of weight? Zhou You teased in his heart.

Zheng Hudong looks like he weighs one hundred and eighty pounds.

The baggy T-shirt was propped up by his round belly.

The lower body is a pair of loose shorts that are not up to the knee.

Underneath is a pair of cool sandals.

It's a very life-like outfit.

Very down-to-earth.

The second senior brother naturally integrated into Zhou You and Li Yan, and Sha Rui's famous mouth greeted Zhou You Li Yan, "I have been chasing this show since the beginning of "Traveler", and now I can be regarded as catching up." ”

Why didn't you catch up with ...... It's like jumping right in!

"Why did you choose to meet here?" Lobbying.

"Because this is the starting point of Xuanzang's journey to the west," Sha Rui said, "and Brother Hu Dong is filming the last scene here today, and he plays Tianpeng in the new edition of Journey to the West." ”

There is also Tang Sanzang in this world.

There is also Journey to the West.

Well...... The Journey to the West in this world is called "Journey to the West".

The content of the story is roughly the same as "Journey to the West", but there are differences in some places. For example, Tang Sanzang is good at martial arts and spells in "Journey to the West", but his strength is not good. But it's more than enough to deal with some little monsters.

It is true that the canopy was degraded to mortality, but it was not reincarnated into the body of a pig.

He only turns into a pig's head when he breaks the vows.

Other times it's all handsome and merry fat guys.

He wanted to marry Miss Gao, but he touched the ring on the day of the same sex and became a pig's head......

The Blue Star version of "Journey to the West" is quite interesting.

"The director said that starting from here, it just so happens that the second half of our journey is called "All the Way West"," Zheng Hudong said with a smile.

All the way to the west...... Eight precepts! You're breaking the vows! It's going to turn into a pig's head. The director has something...... After teasing for a while, Zhou You said: "It's better to call it "Journey to the West". ”

Sha Rui: "That's good. ”

Zheng Hudong: "Journey to the West is interesting! It just so happens that we are also four people. ”

Li Yan: "The second senior brother is the second senior brother, so who is the senior brother Sun Wukong, who is the Sha monk, and who is Tang Sanzang?" ”

Zheng Hudong: "Monk Sha still needs to say, it must be Sha Rui, right, Lao Sha?" ”

As soon as Zheng Hudong's words came out, Zhou You and the others laughed.

Sha Rui, Lao Sha! That's just right. And Sha Rui is the host of the national station, although the hosting style is diverse, he can also be humorous. But after all, he is the host of the national station, whether it is his appearance, clothing, speech and demeanor, he does look serious.

The image of the sand monk coincides.

"Okay," Sha Rui said, "Lao Sha will be Lao Sha!" You can't bully honest people. ”

"Aren't honest people bullied?" Traveling around teasing.

"And who's the monkey?" Sha Rui said.

Suddenly, Sha Rui and Zheng Hudong's eyes fell on Zhou You and Li Yan.

Monkey...... Sounds like an insult.

"I have to be a master." Li Yan began to grab the role, "Zhou You has the aura of a big brother." ”

"Well, I think too." Zheng Hudong said, "There is the aura of a senior brother, tall, big, and a pillar of optimus!" ”

I suspect you're driving, but I don't have proof.

The key is between Wukong and Tang Seng, and Zhou You also feels that he is a little more Wukong. And compared to Wukong and Tang Seng, Zhou You prefers Wukong.

Zhou You could accept it, so he teased Li Yan and said: "It's not so easy for me to call a master." ”

Li Yan: "I'll treat you to what you want to eat today." ”

Zhou You: "It would be too cheap for you to have a treat." Elder Tang didn't have any hair. Why don't you sacrifice your hair? ”

Zheng Hudong: "Yes, yes, yes! Shave your hair and go! ”

Sha Rui: "This is the Great Mercy and Grace Temple, why don't you directly ask the master to help you shave." ”

Zhou You: "Let's go!" ”

So Zhou You, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui pulled and pushed Li Yan to the Great Ci'en Temple.

Li Yan: "You guys are really here." ”

Zheng Hudong: "Otherwise? Who made you want to be a master? ”

The four of them made a fuss.

Of course, they didn't really let Li Yan shave his hair, but walked around the Great Ci'en Temple and worshiped the Buddha.

Then the "Journey to the West Quad" laughed and laughed and rushed to the hotel.

Now the tour group has become four people.

The vehicle sponsored by the Wrangler was also turned into a seven-seater business vehicle.

The space has become more spacious.

Director Wang Hou saw this atmosphere and said: "With the addition of Zheng Hudong, the show suddenly became happy." ”

Wang Jia: "I used to be very happy. ”

Wang Hou: "That's different, don't you think that as soon as Zheng Hudong appears, everyone can't help but want to laugh?" ”

Wang Jia: "He is indeed very happy. ”

……

Bell Tower, Hotel.

Because I knew that there would be two new guests joining the show this time. When booking a hotel, Li Yan and Zhou You discussed and booked a suite with two rooms.

It will be more convenient for four people to live in a suite.

It can also get acquainted faster.

After all, they are under the same roof.

Arriving at the hotel, the four of them "toured" the hotel room.

"That's good," Zheng Hudong said, "The program team is very well-funded, and they can live in such a luxurious suite." ”

"The king is very generous." Lobbying.

The prince heard the words on the side and said, no, it's not me who is generous, it's Kunlun and the investors who are generous...... I spoil you! They spoil you more.

"How are we going to live?" Zheng Hudong said.

Four people in two rooms will inevitably face the problem of choosing roommates.

"Why don't we draw lots?" Sha Rui said.

Choosing a roommate directly is bound to have "proximity and proximity", and the experience will be very bad.

All four had no opinion.

Zheng Hudong made a lottery prop to pick up money.

Write the numbers one and two on the four slips of paper.

Two people who draw the same number live in the same room.

In the end, Zhou You and Sha Rui drew the number one, and Li Yan and Zheng Hudong drew the number two.

"God has arranged for your brothers and sisters to live in one room." Lobbying.

After confirming the roommates, the four of them went to the room to put their luggage and came to the living room, where the four of them sat comfortably, spread out, or leaned back on the sofa.

It's like being in your own home.

There are no constraints.

"It's too hot." Zheng Hudong wiped his sweat.

Probably because he was too fat, he sweated easily and wiped his sweat from time to time.

The first thing he did when he entered the suite was to turn on the air conditioner.

But the temperature hasn't quite dropped yet.

"It's hard to imagine that we were still wearing coats in Weizang a few days ago." Li Yan said.

"What do we do next?" Sha Rui asked.

"It's hot right now, let's go out later and walk around." Zhou You said, "I see that the hotel has a swimming pool, shall we go for a swim?" ”

"Good idea." Zheng Hudong said. He's hot. Swimming is definitely the best physical way to cool down after blowing air conditioning.

"Second Senior Brother," Li Yan joked, "You ...... like this Can it float? ”

"If you can't float, take a bath." Zheng Hudong didn't care at all, he could make all kinds of jokes. Otherwise, it won't be a variety show.

The image of Zheng Hudong is full of a sense of variety show.

In addition, I have studied cross talk for a period of time, so I may not learn much well, but I still have a lot of baggage in speaking.

The four of them took their gear and soaked in the hotel pool for two hours.

In the process, Zhou traveled and gained two life points.

"Zhou You, your swimming skills are good! I feel like I'm ready to compete. Zheng Hudong said.

"Wandering." Circumambulation. It's all thanks to Aquaman's skills.

"Aren't you surnamed Zhou?" Zheng Hudong immediately came to a stalk.

Zhou You's reaction was quick, "Burned blind in Lao Jun's alchemy furnace." ”

"You have a talent for cross talk than me." Zheng Hu Dongdao.

The atmosphere between the four is quite good.

With Zheng Hudong, Zhou You obviously felt that he was talking more terrily. It was as if a switch in his body had been turned on by Zheng Hudong.

In the afternoon, when the sun was not so hot, Zhou You and his party took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and prepared to go out for a walk.

When Zheng Hudong changed his clothes and came out, Zhou You and the others were dumbfounded.

Large pants and sandals. Straight on the front of the baggy T-shirt is a large, ferocious, roaring tiger head that shows sharp teeth.

If you get a tattoo on your body, you should go out on the street.

Well...... It could even be the Pseudo-Axe Gang boss.

"Second Senior Brother, are you sure you want to go out like this?" Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong.

"It's cooler this way." Zheng Hu Dongdao.

What about the program...... Li Yan wanted to say this. But on second thought, this is a light-hearted travel show. You can wear whatever you want when traveling. Moreover, in private, Zheng Hudong is indeed dressed like this.

After leaving the hotel, the group went straight to Muslim Street.

Take the second senior brother to eat.

But I didn't go far before I came across an ice cream wholesale.

"Get two ice creams to eat." Zheng Hudong said.

Zheng Hudong was sweating on his forehead again, looking at him like this, he really needed an ice cream to cool down.

A group of four walked into the wholesale store.

The proprietress who was playing with her mobile phone put down her mobile phone and handed over a red basket, "Pick whatever you want." ”

Zheng Hudong: "Retail? ”

Hostess: "Retail." ”

Inside the shop are rows of freezers.

The freezer is filled with a wide variety of brands of ice cream and ice cream.

There is no price tag.

Zhou You wanted to ask the proprietress about the price, but after thinking about it, how expensive can ice cream be.

Lezi, Menglong, Jiuxi, Zhongxue Cake, Yiniu, Xuzhou Wine, Tart Festival...... Traveling around looking at unfamiliar ice cream brands.

Xuzhou wine?

Isn't this a wine company?

How do you make ice cream?

It seems that the tart festival is also a liquor brand. From the Kuril Islands.

Out of curiosity, I traveled around and picked up the Xuzhou wine...... Does it smell like alcohol? Taste this.

I choose it immediately for a trip.

Li Yan chose a box of tart offerings.

Zheng Hudong Zhong Xue cake.

Sha Rui chose Jiuxi with Longjing tea flavor.

The four ice creams were taken to the checkout, and I don't know if they reached the "standard" of wholesale, or if they were from the "Traveler" program group, the proprietress said: "Let's calculate the wholesale price for you." ”

Li Yan: "Thank you, boss." ”

Proprietress said: "A total of 353, I'll take you 350." ”

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, Sha Rui: "How much?" "Almost in unison. Even the surprise in his tone was the same.

Hostess: "350 yuan." ”

Zhou You: "350 pieces of ice cream for four? Is there something wrong? ”

Li Yan: "Yes, it's 35 yuan, right?" ”

Everyone thought it was incredible.

Public figures like Li Yan Sharui rarely eat ice cream, after all, they have to maintain their figure and calorie intake. Moreover, men over the age of 20 are really indifferent to ice cream. You might want to try it once in a while.

Zheng Hudong likes to eat.

But usually the ice cream at home is bought by his wife, and he doesn't know the price.

Traveling around is also a category of not eating or buying...... The last time I ate ice cream was the last time...... I guess I was a freshman.

I have the impression that I haven't eaten much since my sophomore year.

The proprietress saw that these four people were all celebrities...... But why are you so uninformed? She said patiently: "Xuzhou Jiajiu Ice Cream 148, Tart Festival 89, Zhongxue Cake 68, Jiuxi Longjing Tea 48, a total of 353, the mantissa has been erased for you." ”

The four of them were shocked to hear it.

Zhou You: "Is ice cream so expensive now?" "This ice cream is made of gold?

Hostess: "These are all big brands. ”

No matter how big the brand is, the price is outrageous! People like me, who are worth tens of millions, feel their hearts tingling! Does anyone really buy it?

Zhou You: "Is there anything cheaper?" ”

Zhou You remembered that he used to eat five cents for big feet, snow lotus, little pudding, and seven dwarfs...... I can't believe that the current ice cream is so expensive!

It's me who is superficial.

Fortunately, I'm no longer the thin-skinned high school student. When I encountered this situation when I was studying and checked out, I would pay for it out of inferiority complex or face psychology, and I would pay for it ruthlessly! But now I don't think it's worth it, so I won't buy it. Face or something, is it worth it?

Resolutely do not let yourself be unhappy.

Hostess: "Yes. ”

Zhou You: "Where are the ones with one or two pieces?" ”

Hostess: "The cheapest five yuan in our store." ”

Travel: "......"

In the end, Zhou You changed to a five-yuan crispy ice cream, the kind with melon seeds on it. It feels no different from the ice cream that used to be five cents a piece.

Zheng Hudong said that he really wanted to taste the taste of this 68 ice cream, so he ruthlessly bought one.

Sha Rui and Li Yan also changed to cheap ones.

After checking out, the four of them came out of the store and complained wildly.

Li Yan: "Why is ice cream so expensive now?" ”

Travel: "Ice Cream Assassin!" ”

Sha Rui: "I was stabbed by it. ”

Zheng Hudong took apart the 68 pieces of Zhong Xuegao and tasted it as he walked.

Zhou You: "How does the 68 pieces of ice cream taste?" ”

Zheng Hudong: "It's 68 pieces of ice cream!" ”

Li Yan: "And then?" ”

Zheng Hudong: "It's so cold! ”

Zhou You was eating ice cream, almost not laughing, why did this person talk like this? It's 68 pieces of ice cream, it's so cold! Can ice cream not be cold?

Sha Rui: "This cold joke is so cold. ”

Zheng Hudong: "My heart is also very cold now. This thing costs 68 yuan? Dogs don't eat it. ”

Li Yan: "Second senior brother, but you just ate." ”

Zheng Hudong: "......"

It's not as good as a dog!

This brother is really interesting.

A dog is not as good as a dog!! It's a variety show. Sure enough, cross talk families are different from those who have learned cross talk.

There is no doubt that Zheng Hudong was stung by the ice cream assassin.

Zheng Hudong: "Who do you say would buy such expensive ice cream?" ”

Zhou You: "People like you. ”

Zhou You may have been influenced and nurtured by Zheng Hudong, and he also had a burden when he spoke. At the same time, he also hummed a lyric in his heart: How many other people have you seen who is rich like you, stupid people like you, people who have been stabbed by ice cream like you......

Four people wander the streets eating ice cream.

Tall, short, fat and thin walk in a row.

Put the ice cream in your mouth from time to time and then take it out again.

The four celebrities ate while strolling around.

The return rate is quite high.

After all, in reality, it is difficult to see the picture of celebrities eating ice cream.

"Isn't that traveling around Li Yan?"

"And Zheng Hudong and Sha Rui."

"Zheng Hudong and Sha Rui also joined "Traveler"? Ahhh This show is getting more and more judgmental. ”

"The traveler actually came to Chang'an, mobile phone!"

Although passers-by did not come forward to sign autographs to interfere with the recording of the program, many people had already taken out their mobile phones and started taking pictures and videos.

The four of them didn't care at all.

Eat as much as you want.

The main one is true.

[The first ice cream of the year, life point +1]

[Licking ice cream, regaining the fun of childhood, life point +1]

Is that okay?

Then I'll lick it twice.

When I was a child, I liked to stuff the whole ice cream in my mouth, and then slowly slide it out without biting...... When I grew up, I had more experience and knew that this action was indecent, so I ate ice cream and bit it directly, giving up this fun. There are still a lot of girls and children who are persistent.

Big tongue also loves to eat this ice cream.

Hard at first.

It softens when you eat it.

The four of them eat ice cream and go to Muslim Street.

Muslim Street is a food street and snack street in Chang'an.

By the time they got here, they had already run out of ice cream.

When I came to Muslim Street, it was nightfall.

The lights are on.

The Muslim streets are full of people, men, women and children.

A strong northwest style and fireworks in the world are coming.

The streets are lined with a variety of delicacies.

A variety of snacks were available.

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui walked around slowly and ate slowly.

Lanxing's Chang'an was also used as the ancient capital of all dynasties.

It has witnessed the historical changes of the Qin and Han dynasties and the Star Federation.

Although Blue Star has already completed the unification, this unification is divided and combined. Just like the end of the Western Han Dynasty, it was divided into three kingdoms, and then the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties and so on. There are also turmoil in the Blue Star for some historical reasons, which led to the unification of the situation being broken and then completed again.

There is also the rise and fall of dynasties and the change of dynasties.

Because of its unique geographical location, Chang'an has been chosen as the capital by many dynasties in history. As an ancient historical capital, Chang'an brings together the delicacies of various ethnic groups. And inherited and passed on the skills of court snacks in the past dynasties.

It has a wide variety of delicacies, strong national characteristics, and antique charm.

Beef and mutton steamed buns, Qishan noise noodles, gourd chicken, Qinzhen rice skin, mille-feuille shortbread......

Zheng Hudong, who is known as a "gourmet", will naturally not miss it.

Under the leadership of the second senior brother,

Zhou You and others first came to a meat bun, and then went to a store to eat mutton steamed buns and gourd chicken.

[Taste Chang'an food, life point +1]

Traveling around receives life point tips from time to time.

And just as they were eating and shopping, photos of them eating ice cream on the street were posted on the Internet by netizens, and they went viral.

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The first update, 5000 word chapters. There is a second update.

I didn't go to the college entrance examination this afternoon...... If you can't afford the test, let's come back and update. Yesterday, I didn't play well in Chinese, and I couldn't afford to take the exam. Ask for a monthly pass, a monthly pass, a monthly pass, and comfort the poor author.

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