Chapter 126: Warring States: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
“…… Marshal of the Warring States, this outsider is not reliable. ”
In the marshal's office, the pheasant said in a deep voice: "It won't be so easy for the Tianlong people to agree, in case the dragon people turn their faces......"
"How's your ass, that pheasant?"
Sengoku diverted the topic: "How did you get hurt on the body?" ”
The pheasant's face was slightly red, and he said in a deep voice: "He sneaked up on me, using an extremely fast swordsmanship. ”
"Oh...... Then don't mess with him in the future. ”
Warring States began and dilute mud.
"No, this man attacked me, I must take revenge for this."
Pheasants are stubborn.
As an admiral, face is particularly important, and he will never give up.
If the yellow ape and the red dog know, will he, the general, still be shameless?
"Then leave it to me, I have a way to punish him."
Sengoku played a package ticket.
He was going to symbolically punish Martin.
In addition, his application for the name of the general has been submitted, and the Tianlong people should have seen it, why hasn't there been a response until now?
As the marshal of the navy, the five old stars of the Tianlong people still sold him a few thin noodles.
Is there a problem with this situation now?
"It's noon soon, pheasant, let's have a working meal."
Sengoku proposed.
"If you don't eat, you don't have an appetite."
The pheasant said lazily.
Although the opponent's attack only hit him, it made him feel what is called pain.
After becoming a Frozen Fruit Ability, he was hardly injured, and now he knows what it feels like to be injured.
"Do you smell a scent?"
Sengoku couldn't help but sniffle: "What kind of food does this taste like?" ”
As he spoke, he went to the window and smelled something even stronger.
You can be sure that that taste is a food, a food that you have never eaten before.
He simply jumped to his feet and leaned out of the window.
I saw that under the headquarters building, there was a person cooking on a fire, which meant that there was little smoke, and it had even attracted many onlookers from the navy.
"What's going on? Anyone dares to light a fire under the main building to cook? ”
Sengoku was puzzled.
"It's very fragrant, it should be the smell of some kind of food."
The pheasant couldn't help sighing: "I've never smelled this aroma before." ”
The two of them went downstairs with curiosity.
When I came to the place where the fire was burning, I found that there were many soldiers on duty around it.
"Ahem......"
Sengoku only coughed twice, and the soldiers suddenly shuddered.
This kind of slipping away from the post was bumped into by the marshal, which made all the soldiers tremble, and the birds and beasts immediately dispersed when they saw this.
"Looks like I'm going to have to get the security department back in order."
Sengoku muttered to himself, and then looked at the figure who was cooking on the fire: "Who...... Let you cook here? ”
The other party turned a deaf ear.
"Ahem, hey, this is the ...... of the Navy Headquarters"
Sengoku took two more steps, ready to teach a lesson to the man who dared to light a fire in front of him to cook.
And I saw him squatting in front of a large jar that was burning a fire, and the big jar was billowing with smoke.
"Marshal of the Warring States, do you want to eat some Buddha jumping over the wall?"
Only then did the man turn around.
It's you?
Sengoku and Pheasant discover that it is Martin who has been cooking all the time.
"Why do you have to cook here?"
Sengoku said strangely.
The pheasant snorted coldly, apparently hurting his butt again.
"Because I want to."
Martin faced the rebuke of the marshal, and casually lifted the lid of the large jar.
With a puff of water vapor, a strange fragrance emanates from the jar, which is a kind of wine mixed with the aroma of seafood.
"It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!"
Sengoku drooled.
Even the pheasant couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
The smell of this food fills the nasal cavity, mouth and even the mind, and it is so delicious.
Just smelling it makes your mouth water.
Martin served a bowl with a spoon: "I didn't eat lunch, so let's eat this." ”
"What is this thing called?"
"It's called Buddha jumping over the wall!"
"Buddha jumping over the wall?"
"What a strange name, what is the origin of this food? I think I've seen seafood like abalone. ”
Sengoku couldn't help but say.
Martin smiled and explained nonchalantly: "In the old monk's temple, although the monks in the temple often smelled the smell of fish and meat coming from the official residence, the monks did not eat meat, and the "sin" was over. But today, when I smell this peculiar fragrance, I can't help but drool one by one.
A little monk secretly climbed up the wall to see what kind of good food he was cooking. He was looking around and was seen by the cook.
When the chef saw the strange fragrance of the pot, he lured the monk over, and said with a smile: "Little Master, you ......", but the little monk jumped off the wall in a fright.
The banquet was opened, as soon as the dishes were served, the room was full of aroma, and there was no one in the audience who did not praise it.
The adult tasted it himself, and he thought it was delicious, and his face looked very proud. When everyone asked the name of the dish, the chef thought of the scene where the gluttonous monk jumped over the wall just now, and blurted out, "Buddha jumped over the wall." ”
Martin told the story of the Buddha jumping over the wall.
Sengoku couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Good story, it's very much to my liking." ”
Next, he didn't say a word, and ate the Buddha jumping over the wall.
"Wow!"
After only one bite of the Warring States, the whole person was stunned, and he ate all the food inside after dividing it by two, and let out a sigh of relief.
A happy expression immediately appeared on his face, and he couldn't help but praise: "It's too ...... It's delicious! ”
Yes, this kind of Buddha jumping over the wall is soft and soft, rich and fragrant, and meat but not greasy, and the taste is delicious. They have a common taste of meat but also maintain their own characteristics.
Each ingredient penetrates into each other, and there is a taste in the taste. Buddha jumping over the wall in the process of simmering almost no fragrance emerges, but in the simmering into the altar, only need to slightly open the lotus leaf,
The soup is thick and brown, but thick but not greasy. When eating, the aroma of wine is mixed with various aromas, the fragrance floats in all directions, rotten but not rotten, and the taste is endless.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, bring me another bowl."
Sengoku was aroused, and couldn't help but hand over the empty bowl: "It's so delicious, it's the best in the world." ”
Martin didn't answer the bowl: "Marshal of the Warring States, I have something I want to ask you for help." ”
Sengoku said: "If you want to be a general, you can defeat the pheasant, you can do it now, just keep the food for me." ”
Pheasant: "......"
Martin shook his head: "It's not the general's business, I want to ask you to help me arrange the opportunity to go out on a mission alone with Brigadier General Peach Rabbit, don't let Lieutenant General Crane follow, it's a separate ......"
Sengoku: "Are you serious?" ”
Martin: "I'm serious, promise me that the Buddha jumping over the wall in this jar is all yours." ”
Sengoku: "No problem, I'll arrange it immediately!" ”
Martin: "Deal!" ”
Pheasant: (⊙o⊙)...
Sengoku: "What do you see, pheasant, don't talk about the conversation between the old man and Martin just now, otherwise it will cause big trouble." ”
Pheasant: "If you don't say yes, you can also give me a bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall." ”
Sengoku: "I only give you one bowl, you can't eat too much." ”
Sengoku personally took a bowl to the pheasant and advised: "Eat quickly, don't let Karp see it, otherwise he will definitely snatch your bowl......"
After the pheasant took the bowl, he suddenly looked at the jar, and saw that Karp had already hugged the jar: "Hahaha, Sengoku, don't share good things with me." ”
Karp: "Sengoku, you want to eat the delicious food alone?" This is not going to work, why don't you give me a taste. ”
After saying that, Karp wrapped his cloak around the jar and turned to leave, slipping away so fast.
Just now, he peeked at the cat and made sure that the things in the jar were okay, so he suddenly made a move.
"Karp thief, give me my Buddha jumping over the wall."
Sengoku was so anxious that he jumped to his feet and chased after him.
Only Pheasant and Martin were left on the scene.
The pheasant slowly finished the bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall, and let out a sigh: "It's really delicious, as the god of food, you really live up to your reputation." ”
Martin was expressionless: "Even if I invited you to this bowl of Buddha jumping over the wall just now, thank you for taking care of Robin over the years." ”
"But please remember, she is my wife, I will protect her thoroughly, you don't need to worry about it anymore."
Pheasant nodded: "I believe you have this ability." ”
He didn't say anything more, and passed Martin, limping, except for the chill on his ass and back, apparently to prevent a sneak attack.
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The next day, Peach Rabbit accepted the mission, which was to go to the Chambord Islands with his colleagues to capture the pirates.
As soon as she boarded the warship, she saw a familiar figure, yes, the person who carried out the mission this time was Martin.
Peach Rabbit couldn't help but blush when she saw each other, remembering the strange hallucinations she had seen at night.
Martin pretended not to know anything, and said affectionately: "I think you are like the air, the air is everywhere in this world, and you are everywhere in my heart." ”
Peach Rabbit's face was slightly red, and his heart was pounding.
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Chambord Islands, near the headquarters of the Navy.
One of the world's largest mangrove trees, the Archiman Mangrove, is home to the Chambordi Islands because its roots remain exposed to the water.
The most distinctive feature of the Chambord Islands is that the roots of the Archian mangrove tree secrete a special natural resin due to respiration, which expands into bubbles due to the air and then flies into the sky.
Since the bubbles are only suitable for the climatic range of the mangrove trees in Yarki, once the bubbles are out of the climatic realm of the Chambord Islands, the resin components will not be able to use their full power to explode.
Bubble cars, bubble Ferris wheels, houses built on bubbles...... Bubble culture permeates every part of Chambord.
Upon arriving in the archipelago, Martin was blown away by the sight of these big bubbles.
Chambord Island is a mix of pirates, merchants, smugglers, and navies.
It's crowded and you can see people everywhere.
This task was chosen by him, because he arranged his three wives on the island of Chambord, and he could find a free time to contact Robin, Joel, and Dusty.
Chambord House has a high status in the hearts of many pirate navies.
Because the quality of the girls is very high, there are many goddess-level existences, none of them are ugly, none of them are in bad shape, they are all beauties when they hold any of them, and the service is quite good, and there are all kinds of tricks.
Yes, this Chambord House is actually a brothel.
"This mission is also quite special, you need to go to a brothel to catch a pirate with a bounty of 250 million."
Martin took the mission briefing: "That kind of place is inconvenient for women to enter, so leave it to me." ”
Peach Rabbit shook his head slightly: "I have to participate in the mission, you can dress up as a man, you are not familiar with this place, but I am familiar, it is not the first time I have come here, I have performed tasks in this place many times." ”
The royal sister Peach Rabbit looked unusually calm, looking like an old driver, and it is estimated that she often goes out to sweep pornography.
Martin simply bought a set of patterned brocade clothes and a hat at a local shop to hide his appearance.
After changing into a brocade coat and a small hat, Martin looked like a gentleman, everything was dressed, and he and the peach rabbit came to the door of the Chambord House.
"Oops, let's play!"
"Come in, the girl inside is prettier."
Far away, the two saw a row of beautiful girls dressed in flowers and branches standing in front of the door of the Chambord Building, flattering to attract passing guests, led by an old bustard who still has charm, she has the loudest voice, the most charming smile, and the eyes with infinite electricity, it is estimated that the men who walk past her will be lit by those charming eyes.
Hey, it's so nice to solicit guests outside the door, wouldn't it be better if it was inside?
Well, what a good place, Comrade Warring States is really on the way!
(End of chapter)