Volume 1 Chapter 384 Meng Shi Feihua Order
When the crowd heard this, they all fell silent.
Although some people do not know the origin of this sentence, there are also learned people at the banquet.
Since Xu He was taught by Xie Kun, he has attached great importance to the comprehensive development of the subset of classics and history, and has read a lot of history books in the past few years.
When I heard this, I knew that this benevolent brother was satirizing himself.
This sentence comes from the "History of the Song Dynasty: The Biography of Li Chui", when the Northern Song Dynasty Zhenzong, Li Chui was extremely knowledgeable, honest and selfless, and successively served as a scholar and a pavilion school manager, and was deeply expected. At that time, the vulgar style of flattery and sloppiness was popular in the officialdom, and Li Chui was very disgusted by this.
At that time, the minister Ding Wei relied on his flattery to become the prime minister of the dynasty. After he became prime minister, he controlled the government and severely cracked down on those who did not listen to him. Many people who wanted to be promoted and make a fortune, seeing that Ding Wei was very favored by the emperor, went to befriend him, hoping to get benefits. However, Li Chui was never interested in flattery, and resolutely did not go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to pay respects.
Li Chui believes that Ding Wei, as the prime minister of the dynasty, does not enforce the law impartially, but bullies his colleagues, which is really worthy of the trust of the Son of Heaven and the expectations of the people.
There is no impermeable wall in the world, and there are many villains who know Li Chui's thoughts, so they go to report to Ding Wei and beg him in this way. After Ding Wei knew Li Chui's thoughts, he was so angry that he found an excuse to demote Li Chui to other places to be an official.
After Song Renzong ascended the throne, Ding Wei lost his backer, and those who offended him were all transferred back to the capital, and Li Chui was also recalled by the Son of Heaven and had the opportunity to be reused. Some friends persuaded Li Chui to pay homage to the new prime minister and not to go down again.
He replied disdainfully: "Thirty years ago, if I was willing to abandon Qinggao and go to see Ding Wei, I might have been regarded as a confidant by him and became a scholar of Hanlin." Now that I am old, I see that the ministers do not act impartially, and I often do not save face for them, and criticize them in person. Now I can be said to be extremely frenzied, how can I rely on powerful people and do things according to the eyes of others, so that they can introduce me to the Son of Heaven?"
Soon, his words were reported to the new prime minister. The new prime minister felt that he was a thorn in the head, and it was very troublesome to be placed in the court, so he demoted him from the capital again and asked him to go to other places to become a small state official. Although Li Trai has suffered so many grievances, he still has no regrets about what he has done.
This man used this story to satirize everyone in the banquet, and the table was extremely embarrassed for a while.
Seeing this, Xu He smiled bitterly in his heart, when did he become the object of sarcasm from others.
Just because the eldest uncle entered the cabinet, sure enough, many things have changed.
But Xu He also knows that this is the social reality, for this old student with white hair, the imperial examination is not smooth, and it is normal to say some whining and strange things, if he takes it to heart, then he doesn't know how cautious he has to be to live every day.
Thinking of this, Xu He stood up and arched his hand to the student and said, "Senior Brother Zhang, please, please forgive me for any offense!" ”
After saying that, he punished himself for a glass and lit up the bottom of the cup.
When everyone saw his generosity, they all breathed a sigh of relief.
But the old student surnamed Zhang didn't appreciate it, and still said with a light expression: "Brother Liangsheng, how can I forgive me, I say mine, it has nothing to do with you!" ”
This is just a scoundrel, and everyone is a fool?
Wu Decao stood up and pointed: "You white-haired old horseman, everyone is happy, what are you doing in a weird way?" Did our Xu Gongzi offend you? ”
As soon as these words came out, the old student's face turned red instantly, his beard was trembling with anger, and he scolded Wu Decao: "What are you? At a young age, I don't respect my predecessors at all! ”
Wu Decao sneered: "Senior? Do you deserve it too? After living in vain for so many years, I am not young anymore, I am still wearing a Lan shirt, if you have the ability, you can take the test and then come to me and call yourself a senior in front of me! ”
Everyone had long been annoyed by the old student, and when they heard Wu Decao's words, they all applauded loudly in their hearts, and they were extremely happy.
Seeing that the movement here was getting louder and bigger, attracting the attention of the main table and the surroundings, Xu He didn't want to spoil the fun, so he spoke: "Why don't you let this Senior Brother Zhang be the commander?" ”
It was everyone who asked this, but his eyes were on the old student.
After hearing Xu He's words, he thought that Xu He was soft, and glared at Wu Decao proudly, so he said slowly: "I am the oldest during the banquet, and it should be so!" ”
When Wu Decao heard this, he was about to explode, but he didn't want to embarrass Xu He, so he sat down and complained: "Liangsheng, this kind of old ploppy leaning on the old and selling the old, why bother to give him face?" ”
Xu He said in a low voice: "That incident just now, didn't he fulfill his wish?" ”
Wu Decao thought about it in his heart, but it was just that there was a fuss, and everyone present really thought that Xu He was relying on Xu Song's momentum, and it was too much.
Qi Jiguang on the side saw that Xu He was insulted, so he said in a low voice: "Loud, don't be angry, this kind of person kicks his nose in the face, which is the most shameless!" Don't fall for him! ”
Xu He nodded imperceptibly, still smiling, laughing with the people around him.
Sure enough, when the surnamed Zhang saw Xu He's posture, he felt that he had smashed his fist on the cotton, and he couldn't use it.
At this time, the drinking order had already begun on the surrounding tables, and everyone was afraid that things would continue to make trouble, so they urged that Zhang Run to start quickly.
The old man Zhang Run glared and looked at the person on the table: "What's the hurry?" ”
After a while, he spoke: "The sun is far away! ”
It turned out to be the [day] word order.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, this word order is relatively simple, and there are not too many verses to write about the day.
Starting with him, one of the people below said aloud: "The sun is at the end of the mountain!" ”
Hearing this sentence be pronounced, everyone around him laughed.
It's not that I'm laughing at him, but laughing at this sentence is so simple that even a social science student can answer it!
One of the people below continued: "Qiankun floats day and night! ”
"Good," the crowd laughed.
is another Mongolian poem, Du Fu's "Ascending Yueyang Tower".
The fourth person was already ready, and said with a smile: "The sun sets over the long river!" ”
Whoa! Today is the gathering of Mongolian poems.
Wang Wei's "Make it to the Stopper"! The desert is lonely, and the sun sets over the long river.
When it was the last person's turn, he touched his beard and thought for a long time, then he smiled and said: "Yes, there is always a floating cloud that can cover the sun!" ”
"Good!"
"Not bad!"
"Mengshi! It's really all Mengshi! ”
"Hahaha!"
It turned out that this person thought about it for a long time, not because he couldn't think of a poem with [day] at the end, but he made a special trip to find a poem by a professor of Mengxue...... Li Bai's "Ascending Jinling Phoenix Terrace"!
Qi Jiguang originally saw that this kind of flying flower order was quite interesting, and it was not difficult, but by this time, his mood that had just relaxed suddenly became nervous again.
Even Meng Shi can be played by these readers, it's really ......
At the end of the first round, no one drank, and although everyone thought it was fun, they couldn't enjoy it, so they urged Zhang Run to let him have something rare.
Zhang Run looked at Xu He's side, and said with a smile: "Next order...... [tea]!" ”
Everyone laughed: "Senior Brother Zhang, this tea word is too simple, right?" ”
Zhang Run sneered and looked at everyone: "This order needs to be solved with words!" ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately became interested, the difficulty increased, and it was interesting and interesting!