The wait is long, and you can't talk nonsense in the palace.

Xie Kun drank a cup of tea and went to study the flowers and plants by himself.

In the final analysis, he is a talented character, he has learned military books and war strategies, and he is also a good hand at watering manure and fertilizing.

Xu He imagined the appearance of the master pouring dung with full of bad taste.

But I couldn't simulate that scene in my mind over and over again, and my thoughts couldn't help but turn to the tragic events of the horses of the previous dynasties again.

The word horse comes from the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shi Huang went on patrol, Zhang Liang was ready to snipe Qin Shi Huang, but finally hit Qin Shi Huang's co-pilot.

Since then, Qin Shi Huang has come up with a solution, that is, every time he goes on patrol, he must arrange a lot of co-pilots.

However, the candidate for this co-driver made it difficult for Qin Shi Huang, if it was someone else such as a palace maid and eunuch, it would damage the royal majesty, and it was his own son who sat down, and he was reluctant to be attacked to death.

In the end, someone gave Qin Shi Huang an idea: let his son-in-law sit in the passenger seat, firstly, not to damage the royal majesty, and secondly, even if he died, he would be a foreigner.

It is conceivable that the horse is a foreign surname in the end, and if he dies, he will die, specially.

Tang Zhongzong Li Xian's daughter, Princess Yicheng's concubine, pampered a woman outside, let the princess know, the princess grabbed the woman, peeled off a piece of skin on her body, and peeled off a piece of skin from the horse, and then pasted the two skins in the opposite position.

The woman couldn't bear to be bullied and hanged herself. The colt was also ridiculed by the courtiers and swallowed his anger.

Also, Ban Chao's grandson Ban Shi married Princess Yincheng, the aunt of Emperor Shun of Han, this princess of Yincheng is lustful by nature, relying on the control of noble warriors, and actually raised a "deputy horse" in addition to Ban Shi,

It stands to reason that they are all horses, so let's put them in a trough and raise them, this princess of Yincheng is really amazing, and she actually "rode a horse" in front of Ban Shi in front of a group of slaves.

Ban Shi couldn't afford to offend, so he had to watch his wife gallop in front of others.

In the end, the princess of Yincheng drove the "deputy horse", and had a good time, but it was not enjoyable, so people called the class to start and pointed under the bed: You, lie under the bed!

If it weren't for the "Book of the Later Han Dynasty" written in black and white, no one would dare to believe that this was true, the dignified princess, the psychology was distorted like this, Ban Shi finally couldn't bear it, pulled out the sharp blade in his sleeve, and stabbed the princess to death.

The result?

Emperor Shun of the Han Dynasty put the heroes and his brothers and sisters to death!

In Chinese ethics and morality, the emphasis is on "male superiority and female inferiority, and the husband is the wife", and the wife, as a vassal of the husband, has a relatively low family status.

This principle does not apply in the marriage of the horse and the princess, who are husband and wife on the bed, and the prince and minister under the bed.

The concubine has to say hello to the princess four times a day, and even when the princess eats, the concubine has to "stand by the side", the princess sits and you stand, and the princess eats and you watch.

When a concubine, although there is a princess's mansion, but that is not for the princess to live, nor for the concubine, the concubine has a concubine's mansion, and the princess will leave the princess's mansion and return to the palace to live every time she is with the concubine.

If the horse has any physiological needs, he must first report to the Honglu Temple, and then send the report to the palace, and after the palace has been approved at all levels, the princess can be released from the palace to have a love with the horse.

How quickly this approval will be made depends on which side of the princess or the colt needs more urgently.

and to the one in need, thou shalt make a little more money.

So is there a case of breaking through the cage of the system and letting go of oneself for the sake of human nature?

Yes, in Wanli, Princess Shouning's concubine Ran Xingrang couldn't bear the loneliness, so he slipped into the princess's bedroom and had a private meeting with the princess while the female official was not paying attention.

The two of them were climaxing, and they were caught by the female officer, and the female officer couldn't help but say that she knocked the horse out of the belt.

When Mingshenzong found out, instead of punishing the female official, he ordered someone to beat the horse.

You're talking about it.

In the Qing Dynasty, it was even more difficult for the horse to live as a husband and wife with the princess.

The princess of the Qing Dynasty and the concubine did not live together, and when the concubine saw the princess, one was to be selected by the princess, and the other was to be prepared to spend a lot of money.

And before the two of them are in the round house, they have to go through a test - trial marriage.

The word "trial marriage" sounds very fashionable to later generations, could it be that the princesses of the Qing Dynasty are more avant-garde than later generations?

Hehe!

The reason why such a strange system appeared in the Qing Dynasty was because it learned the lesson of the Ming Dynasty's princesses.

Before Princess Yongning of the Jiajing Dynasty got married, Feng Baoquan was in charge of this matter.

Feng Bao accepted 10,000 taels of silver from a wealthy businessman, engaged in a black-box operation, and selected Liang Bangrui, the son of this wealthy businessman, as a colt, who knew that this new colt was a sick man.

On the day of the wedding, the princess vomited the princess's blood, and died before he could round the house.

Because the princess of the Ming Dynasty could not remarry, Princess Yongning was widowed for 20 years, and died depressed.

In order to avoid such a tragedy, the princess of the Qing Dynasty would ask a palace maid to try out the marriage before marrying the concubine to see how the concubine's physique and ability to do things were doing, and whether there were any hidden problems such as bUFF.

If the trial marriage is passed, the concubine can kiss the princess.

……

Xu He didn't want these things to be fine, but the more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, his whole body was cold, and he couldn't wait to escape from the Forbidden City and Beijing......

Thinking of this, he sat down in his chair gloomily, what if he escaped from Beijing, unless he really had to take refuge in the thief, then this time he was finished.

"No, when the time comes, resolutely refuse Princess Shang, if you force me, it's a big deal to stop being an official, go home and choose a quiet place with Sister Gu, and spend the rest of your life!"

Thinking of this, his eyes cleared, and he sat on the chair and stopped thinking.

At this moment, suddenly a eunuch outside the Dongnuan Pavilion sang: "Your Majesty, the queen has arrived!" ”

Xu He opened his eyes when he heard this, and knelt on the ground with Xie Kun to greet him.

After a while, Emperor Zhizheng's voice came over: "The queen has recently reduced a lot, although the affairs of the harem depend on you, you must also pay attention to your body, don't work hard!" ”

"Your Majesty, my daughter knows! (The empress of the Ming Dynasty called herself a daughter in front of the emperor, and I don't know why!) Since it's a matter of that time and space, let's refer to it by the way! ）”

Not long after the group walked in front of Xu He and others, Emperor Zhizheng said: "Get up!" ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Sit down!" After Emperor Zhizheng finished speaking, he said to the queen, "How is the champion I hand-picked?" ”

"Brilliant writing!" Empress Xie smiled and repeated a few words from Xu He's description of the scenery of Qinhu Lake.

Emperor Zhizheng said with a smile: "I also want to sit alone on the lake one day and watch the snow fall quietly for a while!" ”

After speaking, he asked again: "What do you say about the responsibility of the people of Honglu Temple and Qin Tianjian?" ”

"The people of Qin Tianjian said that it is a match made in heaven with the eight characters of Ji'er!"

Xu He was stunned when he heard this......

It's over, it's over, it's a real hammer, and I'm going to run away with a bucket overnight!