Chapter 269: Jade Emperor: I kind of want to cut people
"Uncle Meng, you have been playing this erhu for so many years, why are the tunes exactly the same, and there is no change? Shouldn't there be any new songs? ”
On the rooftop of the mansion, Jiang Shan looked at Meng Mo, a distant relative, with a curious expression.
This distant Uncle Meng, after coming home, has been playing erhu.
And for so many years, it has been exactly the same tune, and it has never changed.
"Everything is clear, everything is sparse, and there are hundreds of schools of art, it is better to specialize in one subject." Meng Mo said, you are such a dream, do you need me to keep changing the music?
"Is it because you can't learn a hundred schools, so you can only learn one?" Jiang Shan Road.
"You're still young, you think you can do anything, and when you're my age, you'll know what it means to specialize." Meng Mo glared at Jiang Shandao, he still can't speak in his dream, believe it or not, I will arrange some other fate for you next?
"I don't understand, because I learn all the hundred schools, and then turn the hundred schools into my own things, this is called real specialization." Jiang Shan said proudly.
Looking at Jiang Shan's proud expression, Meng Mo wanted to beat him, but he had to admit that he did have this talent, and said, "Why don't you go to accompany your sisters and sisters today and come to look for me?" ”
"Respect the old and love the young. In addition to your own affairs, you should also care about your elders. Uncle Meng, you said that after passing this exam, which department of Heavenly Court should I enter? Jiang Shan said.
"Whatever you choose, it's basically your family's thunder department, with heavy tasks, high pressure, and high risk, but you have the ability, the connection, and the promotion is fast. Or you want to be more leisurely, looking for a star monarch to be idle, although you can't be in a high position, but at least you can be leisurely. Meng Mo said, speaking of this, he wondered, Jiang Shan, a young man with peerless talent, shouldn't he be ambitious and ambitious at this time? Even if you are not arrogant enough to take turns to do it, when you come to my house this year, at least you have to swallow the eight faminees and establish some merits, but this guy's idea is to be an official, and then go smoothly and be safe.
Are you worthy of your talent?
"Yes, you can choose. But Uncle Meng, I don't know why I always feel that this world is a little unreal. Jiang Shan said.
"Unreal?" Meng Mo's pupils shrank imperceptibly, I took action personally, but I can't let you completely immerse yourself in the dream?
"yes, it doesn't feel real." Jiang Shan Road.
"Something went wrong with your cultivation? Where can I think it can't be real? Meng Mo pretended to be idle and smiled.
"For example, my family has been successful every time they stand in line, and they can be called masters of standing in line, which I think is very abnormal. The so-called ten bets and nine losses, how can you win every time? And our family isn't even a beast. Jiang Shan said.
"But that's how good luck it is. Don't always try to find a logic to explain everything, there are many things that he doesn't need to explain. Just like mortal beings need water to live, but why do they need water? Why is water moisturizing? There's no why, because water can. Meng Mo smiled, I thought it was not normal, it turned out to be this?
Winning again and again, it's not normal.
Is it normal for you to lose every time?
I thought it was a deviation in my ability to weave dreams.
But speaking of which, if it weren't for such an example, if it weren't for such an example, he wouldn't dare to make it up like this.
Sure enough, reality is less reasonable than dreams.
"That's right. However, I always feel that there are times when I have some paradoxical fragments and feel that the world is not real. Uncle Meng, do you think I had any obsessions in my previous life? Take a moment and go to the Yin Division to check. Jiang Shan said.
"Well, let's check it out when you have time. However, your Kemari tournament is about to start, why don't you go? Meng Mo nodded and said, I will affect your thinking later.
"Yes, I'm going to participate in the Kemari tournament." Jiang Shan reacted and said, he, Jiao Jun, Peng Fei, Lion King, Hou Yin, Bai Wuxie, and Yang Jian are collectively known as the Seven Saints of Qingzhou Academy, and they are invincible on the Juju field.
"Let's go, don't send it." Meng Mo continued to pull the erhu.
"Uncle Meng, why don't you come along. As the saying goes, the erhu is full of blood, and the residual blood is everywhere. Now you play the erhu every day, motionless, don't be the time when you want to move one day, you will lose blood. Jiang Shan said.
"Where do you get that saying?" Meng Mo looked at Jiang Shandao, he was young, and the thinking in his head was not normal.
"I don't know, I feel like there's such a saying." Jiang Shan Road.
"Your Uncle Meng is alive and well, so go and wave by yourself, you feel your perfect life." Meng Mo said.
Jiang Shan nodded, and immediately summoned the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, and headed towards the Qingzhou School Palace.
After Jiang Shan left, Meng Mo was still pulling the erhu slowly and methodically on the surface, but in fact he continued to write dream stories.
Usually living beings enter the dream realm, Meng Mo only needs to automatically derive a dream according to his memory, and the dream will make up for everything that is left.
And for Meng Mo, an existence who can manipulate everything externally, it is even easier to determine a person's character and want to manipulate his life.
As for the trajectory of life after that, for ordinary immortals, everything that happened in thousands of years is no different from what happened in one day.
But Jiang Shan's exception was beyond the information of the dream, Meng Mo personally went down and perfected the Tao of the dream, but the result was still not completely manipulative, so he had to write the script in person and arrange Jiang Shan's life.
Extraordinary talent.,Dominate the school palace.,Academic star.。
Kemari is famous on the field, famous and moving, and the idol of his classmates in private.
Favored by goddess teachers, valued by beautiful classmates, and loved by sisters next door.
It's pretty much the best of my boyhood.
The next development, according to his thinking, is to rank in the immortal class, and then calm down.
Design some battles to deepen his contact with these celebrities.
Wangshu and this Yeling are both made up by me, everything can be controlled by me, but it's not that difficult.
Let him feel a little difficult, and then just step over it naturally.
According to her dream, Tu Shanyu originally longed for Jiang Shan, a kid, and arranged an opportunity to let her give it for nothing, Jiang Shan's temperament would definitely not refuse.
The situation is controlled on this little girl's birthday.
The immortal ascension exam is over, and the passion is unbearable.
Xiao Nizi took the initiative, this bull can't bear it.
However, Yaohua is more difficult, and she has to find some way.
Originally, I was intentional, but because Jiang Shan had a lot of red faces around him, I was embarrassed to have a good impression in my heart, and when I ascended to the immortal ceremony, I would kiss you goodbye?
Then after ranking in the immortal class, reunited in a demon eradication, Yaohua was in trouble, covered with injuries, Jiang Shan happened to save him, and then naturally took off his clothes, went on a blind date, and then dried firewood......
Or simply send a bottle of aphrodisiac, in one step.
Meng Mo nodded slightly, and after he had an idea, he began to pull the erhu again, and first develop according to this story, let him continue, and if there is another wave, change it.
And Jiang Shan naturally doesn't know these things, although he often has some doubts in his mind that don't belong to this world, but when he thinks about it, he can't think of any problems.
Coupled with a happy life, I didn't think much about it, but I always had an idea in my heart to become stronger.
If you work hard to become stronger, reach an unprecedented strength, and even surpass the Sanqing Dao Ancestor, then there is no confusion to trap yourself.
With such a relaxed attitude, Jiang Shan began his life in this strange new world.
Here, he has both parents, a wealthy family, a loving face, a trusted brother, and a teacher who is worthy of relying on and protecting his shortcomings......
Don't worry about the future, after graduation, you can easily get the immortal preparation that he couldn't ask for at the beginning.
The peach blossom luck is unexpectedly smooth, Xiaoyu, Yeling, and Teacher Wangshu, who is only one step away.
Everything is natural, smooth and smooth, if you have to say regrets, it is probably Yaohua.
Until a certain year, a certain month, when Jiang Shan went to Beiju Luzhou to kill demons, he came to a valley and saw the injured Yaohua.
At that time, Yaohua was seriously injured and her foundation was damaged, according to the law that women must strip when healing, Jiang Shan undressed Yaohua, and then put his palm against Yaohua's jade back, nourished by spiritual power, and barely saved his life.
It's just that even so, Yaohua is still extremely weak and needs to be taken care of by Jiang Shan.
And Jiang Shan is also impatient and takes care of it.
Secluded stone caves, lonely men and widows.
The bloody clothes are difficult to cover the body, even though Yaohua is shy in her heart, but there is still a lot of spring light leaking, a large piece of snow muscle is exposed, and even the thighs are inevitably exposed, but over time, I gradually get used to it.
And after this habit, many actions are more intimate, the distance is getting closer and closer, and finally naturally to a quilt, clothes go, Luan Feng falls, Wushan has its own clouds and rain.
(End of chapter)