Chapter 38 If you're looking for thrills, do it to the extreme
The four friends in the dormitory don't have the invisible pillars of the twins to support their happy work, after all, the work of the dung picker.... It's a bit disgusting.
The manure fermented with the feces of magical creatures cannot be stirred with magic, and the magic of wizards destroys the magical effects of pure natural formation, and once a hapless man who was locked up in confinement used a spell to be lazy, and after being discovered, the sentence of this creacherous and slippery guy was directly stretched, and the full sixteen months of labor was the longest punishment in Hogwarts' history.
After all, the manure is valuable, although Hagrid can get some rare, such as unicorn specialties, but Professor Sprout needs a lot of weight, which involves the purchase of fertilizer, the fertilizer cost 1,600 Galleons is offset by sixteen months of labor, and in the end it is the student who earns it, after all, it is quite difficult to find a job of 100 Galleons a month outside.
The middle-level staff of the Ministry of Magic, that is, the small department head like Mr. Weasley, has a salary of only seventy Galleons a month, unless it is a student who has excellent grades and becomes an Auror, and the monthly salary of others is basically between thirty and fifty after graduation, and although the unlucky guy who got a 'high-paying' job in advance has experienced a long period of pain, but after graduation, this guy really got a technician position in the magic fertilizer factory with this craft, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.
At a quarter past twelve, the few people who had finally been liberated left the Eleventh Greenhouse exhausted, and the energetic twins trotted to the Conservation of Magical Creatures classroom not far away, where their ball birds were raised by Professor Celtburn, and the two of them would pass over as soon as they finished their work, and the fluffy blue ball was the best invigorating agent to soothe their hearts.
"I swear, no matter how short of money I am in the future, I will never take on the task of mixing the material on the notice board....."
Justin, who was a little broken, kept wiping his hands, although he had washed it, he was still a little difficult to accept.
"Isn't it just a matter of mixing up the fertilizer, Justin."
Rove, who has been dealing with magical creatures since he was a child, naturally doesn't care, although he is a little buried, but he can accept it, Neville has always had a good sense of herbalism, and this kind of thing can't hurt his mood, and sooner or later he will come into contact with things, and there is no need to resist.
And Harry is even more indifferent, the prey he handles with his own hands is not a hundred but eighty, those are good things, but they must be dealt with cleanly, especially when doing nine turns of the large intestine, you can't retain any original flavor, you must be careful and patient.
"But I still feel ....." Justin, who wanted to vomit a little, subconsciously wanted to cover his mouth, but the strange smell left on it made him retch directly, and the suit on his body was definitely unwanted, and he walked with a pale face.
"Do you want to fight poison with poison?"
Harry's mind spun straight into the middle of a bad idea.
"It's too much to bury Justin in a manure tank, don't, Harry."
With a wicked smile on his face, Rove grabbed Justin's shoulders, and the devilish voice almost made the boy sit on the ground.
"Do you think I'm a demon?" Harry rolled his eyes and said angrily, "I mean, since we've done this, why don't we make a comparison." ”
"Man, when he sees his own kind who is worse than himself, he can always get something in his heart that can comfort him."
"What's worse than playing?"
Justin, who was pale in disbelief.
"The world is so big that there are no surprises."
Harry shook his head slightly and nodded at Justin, "The BBC made a documentary called Amazing India. ”
"The India of the East India Company?" Justin raised an eyebrow, "I remember the spice was abundant." ”
"Yes, it's that magical country, in Andhra Pradesh, every year on the festival of Ujjadi, which is their New Year, on the second day, they will come to the streets, mix the cow dung they have collected before, add water or cow urine, and then start a smelly Songkran festival, on that day, cow dung and slippers fly together, and cow urine and Ganges are the same color."
“yue.....”
"Don't vomit, it's more than that." Harry continued energetically, "In that magical country, cow dung and cow urine are considered to be a miracle cure, if you are sick, you can eat it to strengthen your body, a cup of cow urine a day, you can strengthen Indians, and even they can make cow dung biscuits, and the sales are amazing....."
"Don't say it, don't say it, please don't say it....."
Justin, whose face had begun to turn green, finally stopped retching, and after knowing that there was such a ghost animal in the world, it didn't seem to be an unacceptable thing to stir up the manure, after all, he just touched it with his hands, and it was not as good as eating it directly in his mouth.
"Are you feeling better now?"
Harry, who was already grinning to the root of his ears, opened his mouth shyly, how could this opportunity to comfort people be missed!
"I want to shark you!"
Justin, who was no longer planning to deal with Harry, turned his head with a dead face, he didn't want to talk to the bastard anymore.
"Oh, what do you eat for lunch? Brown sugar mashed potatoes? Stewed chickpeas? Or...."
"I've sharked you! Harry Potter! Sahandrov! I'm going to shark him! Shark him! ”
Justin, who was full of frenzy, pounced on Harry with his teeth and claws, but the slut in front of him twisted his waist and threw his long legs so that he couldn't eat the dirt, and after a while, Justin, who was so tired that he couldn't breathe, was carried by Harry on his shoulder with one hand.
"Stained, why don't you hurry up and exercise, just your small body now, if a girl is blind and looks at you in the future, can you do it, thin dog?"
"I.... I.... I! (%¥&¥¥&¥#)”
In the midst of Harry's rampant laughter, Justin, who was completely embarrassed, chose to play dead, and it was indeed the misfortune of his life to know this kind of bastard.
But after being tired and half dead, Justin didn't have the depression he had before, didn't he just help the professor, there must be people in the school who did this, and he was so hungry that he didn't have the idea of not being able to eat, Harry said some things well, his small body of a weak chicken seems to be a little less manly, it's a good thing to have a bookish air, but you can't be helpless.
Harry, who has been a big slut who has lost his friends, is also quite happy in his heart, before this, he has always been a little alienated from other classmates, after all, his mental age is far beyond others, occupying such a young body but doing old things, sometimes it is a very happy thing to empty his mind and feel the vitality of young people.
After washing up and changing into clean clothes, and filling your stomach with a hearty lunch, it was a rewarding day.
"If you're looking for thrills..... Harry looked at the Halo 2000 leaning against the head of the bed, "it's good to do it to the extreme." ”
"Get ready for a new storm, Quidditch!"
"The Great Demon King is coming!"