Chapter Eighty-Seven: Teach Xiao Huang to go to the toilet

Jiang Lin gave the Alipay account to Han Zhi.

Not long after I hung up, I received a transfer notification.

This time, because Chen Wenpeng and Han Zhi initially only had the attitude of contacting and trying it first, they did not talk too much about the price issue before.

Han Zhi took the initiative to help him bring it up this time, which also made Jiang Lin feel that he really should think about this problem.

After thinking about it, Jiang Lin looked up and was stunned.

Not far away, Xiao Huang and Xiao Bai sat obediently on the floor, wagging their tails, maintaining an exact sitting position, raising their heads, and looking at themselves quietly at an angle of almost forty-five degrees.

Xiaobai: (⊙ω⊙)

Xiao Huang:

Jiang Lin: ......

I always felt that these two guys looked at their eyes strangely, Jiang Lin shook his head and said, "Don't be stunned by the two of you, what should you do." ”

"Wangwang~"

"Meow meow~~"

After the cat and dog watched Jiang Lin's pretense, they ran away, Xiao Huang decided to familiarize himself with his new kennel first, and Xiao Bai staggered to his computer.

Jiang Lin's devilish voice sounded again: "Xiaobai, don't forget that there is a 500-word Internet addiction review today, but for the sake of today's busy sake, I will postpone it for you for one day, and I will pay it tomorrow at the latest." ”

"Meow !!"

Xiaobai was annoyed: Why is the memory of the stupid master so good!

With Xiaobai's small paws typing speed, it is estimated that it will take at least more than an hour to type 500 words, plus the time to think, it will take two hours to finish.

Of course Jiang Lin didn't feel distressed, anyway, even if this time was free, it was nothing more than surfing the Internet or chatting.

He opened the fan base and displayed 99+ chat logs on a daily basis.

Almost every day these days, a lot of people come in, and a lot of people quit, and the group has changed a lot of people.

Only a handful of the original group members remained, and they were kind enough to educate everyone who joined the group about the wonders of the group.

"Give the newcomer a popular science, the dog group owner pretends to be dead every day, and only when he kicks someone will he bubble, and only Xiaobai is chatting in this group."

"Don't ask me why the cat chats QQ, that's what the group owner said, there are screenshots of Xiaobai chatting in the group space."

"The purpose of this group? Send pictures to the water group every day, chat with the group owner, that's all. ”

"Actually, if you want to talk to the group leader as a little white who is incarnated as a cat man, I think it's quite interesting, objectively speaking, the group owner's chat tone is very similar."

"Are you starting to feel a little excited? That's where the fun of this group comes in. ”

……

Some people feel bored and quit if they can't accept it, but there are always interested people who continue to stay, and after accepting this more bizarre setting, they feel as if it really has some meaning.

From time to time, there will be people in the group @Xiaobai who come out to chat for a few words, and I don't know when it started, most of us are mainly posting pictures, fighting with each other.

The gallery of sand sculpture netizens is always so strange, and all of this will eventually become Xiaobai's gallery.

It's a pity that Xiaobai is not online today, and he is busy writing a review.

Jiang Lin took the time to make a schedule, and he had to start arranging Xiaobai's daily time reasonably, such as when to go out to exercise, when to chat freely on the Internet, and when to read and listen to books.

Now Xiaobai doesn't need to read those enlightenment books anymore, and its literacy has improved a lot unconsciously, so it will be appropriately advanced.

Take a look at Chinese and foreign masterpieces, historical stories and so on.

In the process of learning to read, he believes that Xiaobai's intelligence will continue to improve.

Xiaobai, who didn't realize what he was about to face, was worried about the review book.

Xiao Huang, who no longer sleeps in the open for the first time, has already fallen asleep in a daze on the newly arranged simple kennel.

Jiang Lin was busy editing out the latest episode of the video.

The afternoon is a rare quiet.

After a busy afternoon, I finally edited out the new video and named it "Xiao Huang, a new member of the family".

He changed from the first time he met Xiao Huang, to Xiao Huang taking the initiative to repay the favor and rescue Xiao Bai, until today he finally decided to adopt and cut it into a video and uploaded it together.

During this time, although he didn't update the video much, because of Wang Man's post on the forum, Jiang Lin also got a little light by the way.

His fans are still slowly rising, and there are currently 17,000 followers.

After posting the video, I sent links to Gu Xiaoyu and Chen Wenpeng as usual.

By the way, I also posted one in the Xiaobai fan group.

Originally, there was no Xiaobai haunting, and the group was a little deserted, and as soon as the link was issued, it became lively in an instant.

"Did the group leader forget to cut the trumpet?"

"Hurry up and cut the trumpet! I just want to chat with Xiaobai! ”

"Finally updated the video."

"Got a dog?"

"Hahaha, are you planning to apply for another trumpet, is the dog group owner finally going to turn into a?"

Jiang Lin replied coldly: No, I don't have this plan for the time being, Xiao Huang won't use QQ yet.

……

Wait until it's time for meals.

Xiao Huang, who had slept for most of the afternoon, became active again, jumping around the house and barking constantly.

Jiang Lin didn't care about it until Xiaobai's QQ avatar popped up.

[Xiaobai sent you a window jitter]

Jiang Lin, who was disturbed, was not surprised, this basic function, it was too easy for Xiaobai to figure it out.

Xiaobai: [Your little cutie appears.jpg] Xiao Huang wants to go to the toilet.

Jiang Lin was stunned this time, no wonder Xiao Huang was running around anxiously from just now.

But that's a bit of a hard time for him.

The dog toilet is still in the process of placing an order, and it has not arrived for the time being, after all, today's adoption of Xiaohuang is purely temporary, and it is true that there is not much preparation.

In fact, even if there is a dog toilet, there is still a helpless problem.

There is already a cat litter box at home, although Jiang Lin is very diligent in changing, and Xiaobai is also very active in burying sand, but after a long time, there is inevitably some peculiar smell in the house.

If there are more dog toilets, the taste, tsk, and think about it makes people feel sour.

Jiang Lin thought for a while, and reluctantly typed back: You and Xiao Huang talk, let's take it out to the toilet.

Many people will let the dog excrete outside when walking the dog, which also saves the trouble of being at home.

But Xiaobai immediately raised his head and meowed, and snapped a picture down: [Open defecation is prohibited.jpg]

Jiang Lin was speechless, why does this little guy have any pictures.

He wanted to explain a few words, the little vernacular was right, but it was not the same thing.

But Xiaobai soon issued another line of words: unhygienic, the owner is immoral.

Jiang Lin: ......

Jiang Lin turned his head and looked.

Xiaobai in front of the laptop looked up at him proudly: (ω)

Jiang Lin sensed a little conspiracy, and Xiaobai seemed to be digging a pit for himself.

If he insists on taking Xiaohuang out to find a toilet on the ground, Xiaobai seems to have a reason to let him write a review, if he doesn't write, then Xiaobai will have a reason to rely on the review book together.

Good fellow, this little thing is getting smarter, and he has a lot of grudges against the review book.

Jiang Lin stopped typing, got up and said sincerely to Xiao Bai: "Xiao Bai, you are right, you and Xiao Huang are no longer ordinary cats and dogs, and they can't defecate anywhere, so I decided to teach Xiao Huang to use the toilet!" ”

Xiaobai's eyes widened in disbelief.

Huh? That's not right!

This is not the same script as it imagined!!

Why didn't the stupid master jump into the pit!!

"Come on! Xiao Huang, I'll take you to the toilet! Jiang Lin ignored Xiao Bai, who was still in a daze, and beckoned to Xiao Huang.

Taking it to the toilet, Jiang Lin picked up Xiao Huang and let its limbs fall on the edge of the toilet, while he carefully supported his body.

The little yellow dog didn't seem to quite understand the meaning and barked loudly.

Jiang Lin was not in a hurry, and made gestures while talking.

After all, Xiao Huang's spiritual intelligence has 12 points, and his comprehension ability is stronger than that of Xiao Bai at the beginning.

After a while, Xiao Huang didn't know if he really understood, or if he couldn't hold it back, and in a burst of dog barking, he squatted down his buttocks, and the urine quickly flowed out.

After the urine was cleaned, Jiang Lin originally wanted to flush it out, but suddenly after thinking about it, he retracted his hand, pointed to the button on the toilet, and said to Xiao Huang: "This is for flushing the toilet, and you need to press it after going to the toilet." ”

After demonstrating a few times, Xiao Huang screamed a few times, and was a little eager to come up and try.

In order not to jump into the toilet, Jiang Lin moved a small stool and put it next to it, Xiao Huang could jump on it first, then jump on the water tank, stretch out his paws, and try the flush button first.

"Be forced." Jiang Lin continued to demonstrate his actions beside him.

Xiao Huang's claws really pressed hard.

A burst of clear water washed down, and the turbid liquid in the toilet bowl suddenly became clear again.

"Remember to come here next time you go to the bathroom."

He didn't move the small stool in the bathroom, he just put it here so that Xiao Huang could jump up.

When he returned to the room, Jiang Lin took some jerky specially bought as a snack as a reward, and while feeding it to the happy Xiao Huang, he muttered to himself: "Sure enough, the dog is very smart, and he can learn it after teaching it twice." ”

From time to time, Xiaobai glanced at the stupid master who was feeding, and was a little unhappy.

Stinky master!

I deliberately said it so loudly, for fear that I wouldn't be able to hear it!

It must be on purpose!!

It's not that you can't learn!

Xiaobai meowed at Jiang Lin twice, saying that he also had to learn to use a flush toilet.

Jiang Lin didn't look back, and said lightly: "Don't bother typing, things have to be done one by one, when you finish writing the review, let's discuss the toilet that teaches you to use." ”

Jiang Lin doesn't even need to look at QQ, just Xiaobai's careful thoughts, he can guess with his eyes closed.

Xiaobai didn't say a word, turned his head to concentrate on the document on the screen, and snorted angrily and tapped the keyboard with his little paws, continuing to write its review.

After a while, Jiang Lin said helplessly: "Xiaobai, if you hit the keyboard with less strength, it will reduce the life of the keyboard, and if it is broken, you still have to use your money to buy it." ”

Xiaobai froze for a moment, and began to tap lightly on the keyboard with a grunt.

It wants to bite again.

(End of chapter)