005: Hello scumbag, goodbye slag
Ling Bingbing looked at him.
After a few seconds, turn around and run.
also dragged her husband's wheelchair away.
An afterimage crossed the air, Hao Bufan thought he was dazzled, rubbed it unbelievingly, and when he opened his eyes again, the woman and his paralyzed uncle were already at the end of the long table.
Hao Bufan: ??
The old lady looked at her seat and was very satisfied.
Although she doesn't think that her grandson is more handsome than her youngest son, in the end, her youngest son has not woken up yet, and between her aunt and her little nephew, she still has to avoid suspicion.
"Bingbing, I don't know what you like to eat, so let the kitchen prepare a little.
"If you can't get used to it, tell Lao Zuo in time."
"It's delicious, I'm not a picky eater." Ling Bingbing said seriously, she is a complete kitchen killer, she usually eats either the pond or the convenience store downstairs, and she still hasn't eaten at home for a long time.
"That'll do."
"Also... If you're not used to living with You, there's a spare room in the room next to him..."She wished her son someone to accompany her.
But I finally met such a good little girl, and she didn't want to bully others.
As long as she is willing to spend a few hours a day with her son, she is satisfied.
"Yes, the temperature in Uncle's room is still a little low." Hao Bufan also followed.
On the wedding night, if she wants to do the whole play, how can she still live with him in the future?
She's his woman... It must be clean from head to toe.
Not even in a vegetative state.
Hearing this, Ling Bingbing put down his chopsticks.
The feet are itchy –
I want to kick someone.
After a moment's deliberation, she spoke.
"Has the eldest nephew been on fire a lot lately?"
"Huh?" Hao Bufan raised her eyebrows, she really still cared about him...
"You have some health problems, so you should seek medical attention as soon as possible."
“???”
Old Madam Hao also looked at her in confusion.
"Bingbing? What's wrong with Bufan? ”
Mrs. Hao knew that her little daughter-in-law was studying medicine, and she was also the 8-year consistent system of the Z big ace major.
Because of this, when the Bai family proposed to replace the celebrity's youngest daughter with the eldest daughter, she agreed immediately.
It's not discrimination against celebrities.
It's just that the little girl she has seen is too impetuous, and her eyes are full of desire.
Ling Bingbing shook his head in embarrassment: "It's hard to say... The eldest nephew should go to the hospital to see, it is best to hang up the TCM outpatient clinic. ”
Hao Bufan: "That's what you say." ”
Mrs. Hao: "Yes, Bingbing, it's all a family." ”
"Yes, but I need to look at your palms again."
Hao Bufan raised his eyebrows, and sure enough, when a woman is stimulated, she will become crazy, and in front of her grandmother, she actually wants to hold her hand.
He found that he didn't understand his girlfriend a little, but he was happy to play with her for this little fun.
He generously stretched out his palm, waiting for Ling Bingbing to grab it.
Ling Bingbing put down his chopsticks, got up and disinfected his hands before walking in front of him.
didn't touch her, just stood a meter away and stared at his right hand, looked at it for a while, she spoke, her cold voice was like a mountain spring, with the power to calm people's hearts.
"There is a thread between your right palm vibration hexagram and the separation hexagram, and usually in this case, it is easy to disturb the gods due to wind and thunder. Because this line contains Xun, the earthquake belongs to the liver, wood, and thunder, the Xun belongs to the spleen, the earth, and the wind, and the separation belongs to the heart and fire. And the heart is the main god, so you will often disturb the god because of the collision of wind and thunder. ”
Mrs. Hao: ?
Hao Bufan: ??
Hao Youqian, who was forced to become a little wife and a big nephew of the pit father, also frowned.
Didn't he say that his little wife was a star?
How do you still understand the emperor's internal scriptures?
"Bingbing... What did you say? ”
"Can you explain?"
Ling Bingbing nodded: "To put it simply, you are sick. ”
Hao Bufan's face turned black in an instant: "What did you say?" ”
Ling Bingbing's expression was cold: "Have you not slept well lately?" Still having insomnia? ”
Hao Bufan: "So what? ”
Ling Bingbing glanced at his face again: "It's already 8 o'clock in the morning, but you look sluggish, your skin is yellow, your eyes are bruised, and your lips and behind your ears are black. ”
"You also get angry easily, you like to eat cold, and you feel that eating ice will make you feel very comfortable, but the effect is not long-lasting."
"To sum up, you have a kidney deficit, eldest nephew..."
"It's understandable that young people get excited, but... If it's too much, it's going to be fatal. ”
"What the hell are you talking about!" Hao Bufan slammed the table, startling everyone.
Old Mrs. Hao was stunned, and looked at her little grandson with a complicated face.
"You..."
"Grandma! Don't listen to her nonsense, she just deliberately wants to take revenge on me..."Hao Bufan's face was as black as ink, and his eyes were full of fierceness.
Is this woman crazy?
All started talking nonsense?
Old Lady Hao: "Bingbing took revenge on you?" ”
Ling Bingbing looked at him with a smile, his eyes clear.
"I said why did the little young master swim naked in the middle of the night, it turned out to be kidney deficiency!" Twilight, the nurse behind her spoke.
"Swimming naked?" Old Madam Hao was even more confused.
Uncle Zuo stepped forward and lowered his voice to explain that the maid was on night duty in the middle of the night last night and thought that she had encountered a pervert.
Old Madam Hao's eyelids twitched when she heard this.
It's simply incomprehensible.
"Extraordinary! You..."
"Forget it, you go to work, Lao Zuo, let the Chinese medicine hospital send two experts to show him in the afternoon."
Hao Bufan: ??
"No, Grandma... Don't listen to her nonsense, I... I'm not swimming naked. ”
Old Madam Hao looked at him sadly: "Then what are you?" Too hot? Don't have central air conditioning at home? ”
"Yesterday was your uncle's big day, and you actually swam naked in the pool under his window?"
The more the old lady thought about it, the more angry she became.
What the hell is this, the Hao family's face has been lost by him.
She doesn't even know how to face her daughter-in-law!
"Bingbing... He's young, don't you want to be like him... You didn't last night..."
Ling Bingbing shook his head: "No, I went to bed early." ”
"Grandma, don't panic, this disease is not a terminal disease, it can be cured, if you believe it, I will write you a prescription later."
"Hey... Okay, okay, I'm sorry for you. "Governance? If it weren't for the fact that her family was now the only seedling, she really wanted to go and physically castrate her grandson now!
Her eldest daughter-in-law and grandson always say that they are partial to their younger son, but they don't look at what they have given birth to!
She's old, and she's not stupid.
If her grandson had been a little more upright and hadn't done so much messy things, how could she still hold on to the Hao family for so long and not let go?
drove her terrible grandson to work, and Mrs. Hao pulled Ling Bingbing to wander around the Hao family's manor.
Yesterday came late, Ling Bingbing hadn't taken a serious look at his current little home.
Unlike the richest man she imagined, there was no gold everywhere, and there was no messy creature like crocodiles and vipers.
The whole courtyard is designed in the style of Suzhou gardens, but all the courtyards are designed with modern smart homes, and every place is full of the designer's meticulous ingenuity.
Ling Bingbing thought that if she had her own house in the future, she would also invite this designer.
Hearing her praise, Old Madam Hao smiled even more happily, and the folds on her face were much lighter.
"Bingbing, although this is an old house, it has only been renovated in the past few years, and the designer is your husband..."
"Huh?"