Chapter 174, fooling Xu Damao (ask for subscription)
When I got home, there were a lot of people gathered in the front yard, all of them were aunts and aunts, as well as Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng and others.
Seeing that it had come in many years, Xu Damao lifted an old hen in his hand and said:
"Xu Laosan, my family eats chicken tonight, this is a native chicken in the countryside, and its nutritional value is high."
"Really? It's a waste to give you food, look at you, you don't eat less, you're not as tall as me, your body is so thin that you fall down in a gust of wind, tell me if you eat as much as you want, you really can't keep it at all."
After being scolded like this for many years, Xu Damao suddenly became angry.
The neighbors have already laughed, Xu Damao just owes his mouth, he loves to be in the limelight, and he doesn't have the upper hand every time.
Then he was defeated again and again, defeated again and again, and he was properly vegetable and fun-loving.
Before Xu Damao spoke, he continued to grab white for many years, and he output it at once.
I saw many years pointing to the Guixiang Village food box tied to the back seat of his car and saying:
"I drank the chicken soup you said at noon, tonight, this is my dinner, haven't you eaten it? Envy, right? Your salary is not low, the next time you pass by Xidan, you can buy and eat, let me tell you, it's really delicious."
Who doesn't know that the pastries made by Guixiang Village Food Store are delicious?
Everyone wants to eat it, but they can't afford it.
Not only because of reluctance, but also because of the high price, and most importantly, because food stamps are rare.
It's all poor, there's no way, the materials are too scarce.
Except for a very few items such as buying books, most of the other daily necessities require tickets.
Come to think of it, even the feces need a ticket to buy them, let alone anything else?
After all, farm fertilizer, in fact, many rural areas, can be homemade.
For example, raise a few more cows, prepare more grain and grass at home, and in less than half a year, the manure at home will pile up.
In my previous life, many years when the family was at its peak, I raised a total of ten cows.
His parents relied on the money from raising cattle and selling pigs to pay for his education.
Of course, at that time, the family also developed another way to make money, that is, to grow shiitake mushrooms in the mountains.
At that time, the most impressive thing for many years was that every summer, we had to cut pigweed to feed pigs, pick manure to grow rice, and after autumn and winter, we often had to go into the mountains to pick up shiitake mushrooms and sell them in the market.
This is how the winter and summer vacations of junior high and high school passed, and it was not until I went to college that I gradually got rid of this situation.
The neighbors in the front yard, everyone stared at the pastries in their hands for many years, swallowing their saliva.
The three little ones pounced and shouted around him to the third uncle, shouting very enthusiastically, but their eyes kept staring at the box in his hand.
The fragrant pastries are really tempting.
For many years, he handed the pastries to Qin Huairu and asked her to share a little with everyone.
When several children in the neighborhood heard this, they jumped up directly and surrounded them.
Seeing this messy scene, many years of hurried shouting loudly to line up, each person was given some, and no crowding was allowed to rob
Then the children hurriedly lined up, and Yan Jiecheng was also in the line.
If you have something to eat, what kind of skin do you need?
As for Xu Damao, he didn't know what to say.
In his heart, he has been secretly scolding for many years, he is really poor and generous.
Zhou Hongmei and Hu Meifeng were also very anxious, and Qin Huairu also had a pain in her flesh.
For many years, he was helpless, he couldn't put the pastries in the space and take them out when he got home, right?
Everyone is looking at him, it's not winter now, and if he doesn't wear a winter coat, he really can't hide food in his clothes.
So, it's hard to explain when the time comes.
Once or twice is fine, but for many years, the family often eats Guixiangcun pastries, and the neighbors must have hot eyes.
In order to avoid trouble, it is better to destroy money and eliminate disasters than to recover after something happens.
What's more, it is to take out two pastries and cut them, which is equivalent to the free tasting of food in supermarkets in later generations.
It's just a taste, and there is no more.
Despite this, Zhou Hongmei and the others are still very distressed, so when they cut with a kitchen knife, they can cut as many small pieces as they can.
Since this is the case, Zhou Hongmei has been in charge for many years, and he has dragged Qin Huairu back to the Intermediate Court.
Seeing Xu Damao walking towards the backyard, he asked with a smile for many years:
"Xu Damao, how about you sell this old hen to me?"
"Not for sale!"
The old hen sent by the fellow is very fat, and he is also greedy.
"So stingy?" For many years, he was not angry, and continued, "How about I give a seven-cent dollar? Generous enough, right? ”
Unexpectedly, Xu Damao sneered, "Unless you tell me the trick of how you have a relationship with the leadership, otherwise, you want to buy my old hen." ”
Hey, hearing this, many years suddenly my eyes lit up.
Originally, I wanted to pay for it, but now that you have sent it to the door yourself, yes, then don't blame me for fooling Dafa.
"Oh, so you want to know this, yes, but I divided it into three versions, the first is a sentence summarizing the essence of condensation, the second is a paragraph, and the third is an additional example."
"The charge is different for each version, for example, the first version, one old hen is fine, the second version is two old hens, and the third is three old hens, do you want to hear that?"
After listening to the words for many years, Xu Damao was suddenly stunned.
Can you still play like this?
Qin Huairu next to him just listened obediently and did not make any comments.
But she could hear that her brother Ah Nian was fooling Xu Damao.
The essence of a sentence is condensed, and it can't be understood, and it's also a white tower after listening to it.
After all, Xu Damao should be a bit cultured, and in the original time and space, he wrote materials to Li Huaide to report Director Yang, at least at the junior high school level.
Liu Haizhong is a junior small, lying about Gao Xiao, Xu Damao is stronger than Liu Haizhong, Chu Chinese, and has read a lot of books.
But this kid hasn't opened his mind yet, and he is also particular about shining shoes and patting the leader.
What's more, Xu Damao just became a film projectionist, he is full of spirit, young and vigorous, and he has not experienced social beatings, how can he be enlightened?
"Xu Damao, I see that you only have one old hen now, and it seems that you can only choose the first version, how about it? Is it decided? ”
Seeing that the other party was still in a daze, he couldn't help urging for many years.
I've already drunk chicken soup at noon, and a little more in the evening, isn't it too much, right?
It's really not good, just chop it into chicken nuggets, and you can fry a large plate of chicken.
Spicy large plate of chicken, absolutely delicious.
Woohoo!
The thought of these delicacies made my mouth water for many years.
At this time, Xu Damao reacted, "You really didn't lie to me?" ”
Who knows, for many years, he directly dragged Qin Huairu back to the house.
"Believe it or not, I'm too lazy to tell you."
The more he held it, the less Xu Damao would doubt it.
So he hurriedly chased after him, "Xu Laosan, can you reveal a little bit first?" After all, it's my first time, and I'm not sure."
If you don't say that Xu Damao is still quite smart, you know that you are bargaining, and you still hold on to the old hen and don't let go.
It seems that he is also afraid of being deceived for many years.
The latter ignored the other party, pushed the door directly into the house, and closed the door with a bang.
Xu Damao, who had eaten the closed door, was suddenly stunned.
"What's the situation? Didn't you say you were going to buy your own old hen? You opened your mouth, huh? ”
Qin Huairu in the room blinked her big beautiful eyes and whispered, "Brother Anian, don't you want to buy his old hen?" ”
"Don't buy it, he'll beg me to take it later."
As a selfish person, Xu Damao only has his own selfish interests in his eyes, and he doesn't think about anything else.
However, he saw that many years of prosperity and prosperity of his small life, and he always wanted to compare many years in his heart.
So, he definitely wants to know the trick of how to get along with the leader.
Therefore, he has been very confident for many years, and it won't be long before Xu Damao will definitely knock on the door.
However, Xu Damao, who was standing at the door and thinking for a while, suddenly left.
An old hen seems to be a bit of a pit in other words?
But where is he going to get three old hens now?
Then just wait.
Xu Damao, who returned home, got up the pot to boil water, and was about to take a knife to gake the old hen, but he suddenly stopped.
No way!
Let's change it!
I can't bear the wolf, yes, that's it.
So he took the old hen and went to the middle courtyard and knocked on the door of the house that had been there for many years.
"Xu Laosan, I'll change it for you!"
The latter was full of doubts and pretended to have amnesia, "What did you change?" ”
You have to make it clear before the transaction, otherwise, when the transaction is completed, the other party will regret it, which is not worth it.
It is better if the other person is willing, not reluctant.
If it was because of an old hen that Xu Damao hated, then he would be wronged.
When Xu Damao heard this, his momentum instantly froze, and he said firmly: "Didn't you just say that you have three versions of how to get along with the leader?" I'll use an old hen to change the first version with you. ”
"Look at your reluctance, people who don't know, still think I coerced you, you go back, I don't want to change with you."
Syllable!
The door closed again, and Xu Damao was stunned again.
What's going on?
I have sent it to the door, and it has been served for many years?
Not to mention, it's just to be up.
Qin Huairu, who was in the house, was even more curious, didn't Xu Damao come to the door? Why don't you change it?
In this regard, many years have said that the time is not yet ripe.
Outside the door, He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao standing in a daze with the old hen in his hand, thinking of the expression of many years just now.
I couldn't help but say happily:
"Yo, Xu Damao, do you have today? Did you offend Xu Laosan? Hey, take an old hen to make amends, smooth things out, it seems that you caused a lot of trouble."
"What is it? Come on, let's talk, I'll gossip too. ”
He Yuzhu's words suddenly gave Xu Damao an outlet for his anger, which had nowhere to vent.
"Stupid pillar, you just caused trouble, your whole family is in trouble"
Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he raised his fist and swung it over.
Not far away, Aunt Yi, Jia Zhang, He Yushui and others saw this scene with different expressions.
The first two are the mentality of watching the play, and He Yushui is speechless.
This brother of his own, has to chase and fight with Xu Damao all day long.
It's like a happy enemy, and if you don't fight for a day, you won't be able to do anything.
And Xu Damao is also really cheap, she will say anything outside, specifically teasing her brother's sensitive nerves.
Alas!
On the window side, many years have opened the curtains and called Qin Huairu to watch the play together.
Not to mention, He Yuzhu's combat effectiveness is still quite strong, three times five divided by two, and Xu Damao's fart will be beaten.
It was the latter's mouth, and while he ran away, he didn't forget to turn around and continue to tease.
He Yuzhu was so angry that he couldn't stop scolding, and chased after him.
This chase scene ended quickly.
Xu Damao ran back to the backyard, closed the door, and He Yuzhu outside had no choice but to take the other party.
The farce is over, and many years ago with Qin Huairu began to have dinner.
"By the way, Xiaoru, I'm going to go hunting in the mountains with the two comrades from the security department tonight, and I guess I'll come back tomorrow afternoon."
"Huh? So aren't you sleeping at home tonight? ”
Qin Huairu blurted out for the first time, and then she blushed herself.
Many years laughed and quipped, "Yes, I'm not at home, you can teach yourself, anyway, those fill-in-the-blank questions should be easy for you"
"Brother A Nian~" Qin Huairu suddenly stomped his feet in shame, and gave him a big slap in the face.
That is, they are the only two of them, and they are also at home.
Otherwise, Qin Huairu would have fled a long time ago.
"Okay, okay, I'll stop talking, okay?"
Seeing that her pretty face was as red as the sunset, she had to surrender for many years.
Then he said, "But let's go to bed early, I'll take you to study first, and then you can learn by yourself."
Whew!
Qin Huairu bowed his head in shame, and then gave him a few leek eggs, "Brother Anian, then you eat more"
"Look down on me, don't you?" Many years suddenly became 'furious' and said viciously, "Wait a minute, I'll show you how powerful my teacher is." ”
The little two had a bit of a mouthful of words, and they were too addicted, and they were almost full for dinner.
Just as Qin Huairu was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Xu Damao knocked on the door again.
looked at Xu Damao, who was carrying the old hen at the door, and told the other party for many years.
"Are you sure you really want to trade the old hen for a word?"
"Sure, but this sentence must be your trick to how to get along with the leader, otherwise I won't admit what you say casually."
Xu Damao was shrewd and confirmed it.
At this time, He Yuzhu next to him came out of the room.
He also heard it just now, and couldn't help but sneer when he heard it, "Xu Damao, you are really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, you want to go crazy, right?" ”
"Don't pee on yourself, you still want to have a good relationship with the leader, are you worthy?"
Insulting to personality!
Before Xu Damao spoke, many years preemptively said:
"Silly Zhu, you are really nosy, whether Xu Damao can have a good relationship with the leader has nothing to do with you, right?"
"As much as I love watching you two chase each other, do you know the difference between a toad and a frog?"
The small talk of the three of them attracted the attention of the uncle on the other side, and the three members of Jia Zhang's family also sat in the corridor and watched.
Qin Huairu in the kitchen, I don't know when he has come behind him for many years, listening quietly.
He Yuzhu subconsciously asked, "What's the difference?" ”
For many years, he laughed directly, "Frogs are conservative in their thinking, they don't know how to make progress, they only sit in the well and watch the sky, which is a very typical negative energy."
"But what does the mad toad mean by being avant-garde and wanting to eat swan meat?"
Hearing this explanation, everyone listened more seriously.
Aunt Wang and others from the hall house, as well as Zhou Hongmei, also came over.
The three little ones ran the fastest, came directly to their third uncle, and listened carefully.
He Yuzhu, who was laughing, was a little impatient, "Xu Laosan, what do you mean, what does this mean?" ”
"It shows that the toad has lofty goals, which is a positive energy thought."
Hearing this, He Yuzhu hadn't opened his mouth yet, and Xu Damao had already laughed.
"Silly Zhu, did you hear that? Even if I am a toad, then I am also a person with lofty goals, unlike you, who sit and watch the sky like a frog."
Speaking of this, He Yuzhu quarreled with Xu Damao again.
Seeing this, many years hurriedly stopped it, reprimanded, and said:
"Shut up, I haven't finished yet, silly Zhu, you're a chef, you should know the dish of fried chicken, right?"
"Nonsense, of course I know, isn't fried chicken made by frogs?"
Xu Damao suddenly laughed, and hurriedly said for many years, "Xu Damao, you should have seen that those capitalists had golden toads in their homes before?" ”
When the former heard it, yes, the golden toad is a wealth-gatherer, and the frog is just a dish.
At this time, everyone basically came back to the aftertaste and couldn't help but suddenly realize.
Then I heard many years of concluding: "So, it's not important to be beautiful or ugly, it's important to have dreams and goals."
"Being a man without a dream is no different from a salted fish."
He Yuzhu was silent, he couldn't talk about this for many years.
Xu Damao next to him was already very happy, not to mention anything else, just the theory of this toad and frog made him full of confidence.
It's worth it!
Immediately, he directly handed the old hen to many years and said, "Xu Laosan, I think about it, change!" ”
"Are you sure?" For many years, I have been happy in my heart, and I have fooled Xu Damao, and I can still prostitute an old hen for nothing, which is really cool.
"Sure, don't be verbose, say it quickly."
He was already a little impatient, but he was still calm for many years.
"I can say it first, and after I change it, I won't return it, understand?"
"Uh-huh, I see"
As if the cheats are right in front of him, where can Xu Damao take care of so much?
"Right here?"
After many years of smiling and asking, Xu Damao had no choice but to say, then you can write it down and show it to me.
This was no problem, and many years immediately carried the old hen back to the house, and then went to the second floor to write a sentence.
folded up half of the paper, and then took it downstairs and handed it to Xu Damao.
"It's clear."
"Mm-hmm, I promise I won't come to you to return it."
The neighbors looked at the two of them, and they were scratched by the cat in their hearts, what are the words?
He Yuzhu stood on tiptoe, wanting to peek when Xu Damao was about to take it apart.
The latter quickly put the paper in his pocket. "What do you see? Just you, a frog, still want to peek? ”
With that, he went back to his backyard.
"Cut, if you don't look at it, you won't see it, what's the big deal?"
Silly Zhu was very disdainful on the surface, but he wanted to know in his heart.
Ask for a commuter pass
(End of chapter)