Ling Yan raised his head from behind the pile of materials, took off his mask, and replaced it with gold-rimmed glasses.

Rather than being an immortal with a fairy wind bone, he prefers to be a Sven... Professor.

He raised his eyes, looked at the young man who was full of curiosity, and said with a faint smile: "If I say yes, are you ready to invite yourself out of the school?" ”

“！ How's that going to work? I don't want to. Hao Bufan denied this without thinking.

"Then since you're not going to defect from the division, why do you bother asking this question?"

"Xiao Fan... Why do I cover my face, why don't I confess your true reason in front of people, don't you know? ”

"Okay, let's go back quickly, are you going to want a teacher without a fiancée?"

He chuckled and pushed him out of the room without waiting for Hao Bufan to react.

Hao Bufan sat at the door of the Taoist temple, looking at the white moonlight, but his heart seemed to be scratched by the willow branches next to him, and he couldn't calm down.

If the fiancée and the teacher really can only choose one, then he...

——

Early the next morning.

Everyone was woken up by screaming.

Bai Linlang single-handedly succeeded in shocking the people of the entire village, and even the Wang Ba in the river.

"Ahh

"Ahh

"What the hell is this! Why are there so many bugs! ”

Bai Linlang curled up in the corner of the bed, wrapped in the quilt and screaming.

She woke up itching, and she slept well in the first half of the night yesterday.

I also had a very beautiful dream.

But in the middle of the night, her dreams were shattered and turned into horror movies, and even Cthulhu.

She saw that L.A. was overrun by alien bugs, and the ugly, disgusting cockroach monster was going to marry her, saying that since she liked children, she would have 100 of them. ”

Raw P!

She was crazy to have 100 children.

She fled, it chased, she couldn't fly, and just when she was forced to marry the cockroach, she finally woke up.

And then...

She was stunned by what she saw.

On the wall, the floor is densely packed with insects.

There are those with shells, there are those without shells...

There are also some soft ones...

Hearing her voice, the bugs took a small step in her direction in unison.

The first - it was a huge cockroach the size of half the palm of her hand, almost exactly like the Zerg boss in her dream!

Bai Linlang!!

As if sensing her thoughts, the two big factory whiskers on the cockroach's old brain suddenly bent inward, not quite standard, but also compared to a heart?

Thinking of the 100 children, Bai Linlang straightened up, fell on the bed, and closed his eyes.

Delusion, all this is delusion, it must be the wrong way she woke up.

…

Everyone rushed over when they heard the movement, especially the program team, as a team that is chased and scolded by celebrity fans every day, before knocking on the door, they turned on the camera and gave 4 cameras at one time, and then sent a representative to knock on the door.

Hearing the voice, Bai Linlang immediately shouted for help inside, confirmed that her clothes were in good condition, and everyone opened the door together.

As the wooden door slowly slid to both sides, the Zerg army faded like a tide, leaving only the army of cockroaches surrounding the window.

As if sensing a strange aura, the army of cockroaches, led by the leader, waved their beards in unison.

A single cockroach is already devastating.

100 cockroaches...

"Ahhhh

"Rub rub!"

"I'm dead!"

The whole courtyard of the room was filled with screams one after another.

Rao is well-informed Qin Di was also stunned for a long time before he spoke: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and get the slippers." ”

All:!!

Under his command, everyone sacrificed the slippers as a big killer.

The bold rushed up to shoot, and the timid one threw the slippers directly as darts.

Feeling the strong killing intent of everyone, the cockroach army began to flee in all directions.

After a while, he ran away, and died.

Because all of them are very large, although they have become corpses, they are also...

Qin Di stared at Bai Linlang, crossed his arms and sighed: "There is a saying, if you see a cockroach in your house, then it is likely that there are already 100 cockroaches in your house. ”

"We saw about 200 of them just now, so can we infer that there are at least 2,000 cockroaches in this room?"

All:?

Bai Linlang: !!

"For example... Right under the covers? Qin Di said with a smile.

Bai Linlang was so frightened that he was thrown out directly!

Not to mention, it really made Qin Di say that it was heavy, just ten seconds after the quilt landed, a cockroach as long as his middle finger crawled out so leisurely.

He looked at the group of people at the door, and then at Bai Linlang on the bed.

Decisively ran towards Bai Linlang!

Bai Linlang: !!

"Ahhh

Cockroaches not only don't listen, but they run faster!

Bai Linlang:^&%!$#&%

smashed the cockroaches that 'ran' to him with high heels, Bai Linlang said that he would no longer live in the room provided by the program team.

also said that there was a problem with the program team, either they deliberately got something in the room to attract cockroaches to disgust him.

Either that, the demon of the Taoist temple next door gave her a Gu.

Qin Di was not happy after hearing this: "Miss Bai, do you have any evidence?" If you say that without evidence, we are going to sue you for defamation. ”

Bai Linlang: "Evidence? What more evidence is needed? Why don't there be cockroaches in any other room, only me? ”

Qin Di frowned: "Maybe it's just an accident?" ”

Bai Linlang sneered: "Accident? I don't believe in accidents, didn't that demon Dao say it yesterday? This is the closest place to the fairyland, and it's normal to be a little ghostly. ”

Qin Di frowned: "Miss Bai, say it again, that gentleman is a serious Taoist disciple, you can not believe it, but please respect his beliefs." ”

Bai Linlang continued to sneer: "I respect him? ”

"Respect him for using cockroaches to fix me?"

QQ couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but speak: "The words of the fairy text should be that you are a demon concubine, just now I saw those cockroaches rushing towards you." ”

"Either you are a cockroach, or they think it's their kind, perhaps, they fell in love with their sister's appearance? Why don't my sister change her name to Concubine Cockroach? ”

Bai Linlang: ??

Bai Linlang's face turned green: "What did you say?" You repeat? ”

QQ looked at her innocently: "Cockroach Princess, the woman that cockroaches love, must be the most powerful woman in the world." ”

"It's quite special to think about, it seems that there was a fragrant concubine in ancient times."

Bai Linlang: "You-"

Bai Linlang was so angry that he rushed to QQ, raised his hand and wanted to slap him.

Why do cats and dogs dare to look down on her now?

It's just too much!

At this moment, a male voice suddenly sounded behind her.

"Linlang—what are you doing?"

Bai Linlang stopped his hand and looked towards the back of the crowd, and saw Hao Bufan and that annoying demon dao together, Hao Bufan was still wearing the same robe as the demon dao.

Bai Linlang: ???