160: Cute pig, cute and cute
"Of course you can watch it~ Of course, if you want to give me points, I don't mind." Ling Bingbing said with a smile.
Xiao Chenchen: "This... Why don't you eat it and go again? β
"Poofβ"
Hao Youqian: ??
Bite.
Is it because he can't eat it when he sees it?
Xiao Chenchen: "Don't get me wrong... I don't mean anything else, I just don't think you live in the basement? If you stir-fry, won't the smoke be easy to shoot? β
"Why don't we finish eating here and then go down, you say?"
Ling Bingbing thought about his room, although the program team didn't mean it, but the decoration was really down-to-earth.
"Okay, then it's hard work, sister."
Xiao Chenchen: "It's not hard, do you have any taboos?" If there is no taboo, how about we eat braised pork ribs at noon? I see that the ribs are quite fresh, and I make spicy dishes a must! β
Xiao Chenchen said, and after speaking, she stuck out her tongue a little embarrassed: "But I haven't done it for a long time, and I don't know if the level of the year is still there." β
"Definitely! I believe in my sister. Ling Bingbing immediately turned into a kuakua party, and cut out the afterimage of Xiao Chenchen's chopped vegetables.
"My sister is so good! Such a thin silk! β
"Woo woo, it smells so good~~ The worms in my stomach have begun to scream."
"Hmm! Delicious! I'm going to eat three bowls today! β
The entire kitchen echoed with Ling Bingbing's praise and Xiao Chenchen's gentle and somewhat proud laughter.
[Ahh Although they are all home-cooked dishes, I inexplicably feel delicious, what's going on? γ
[Yes, yes... It's an appetite to watch. γ
[Woo woo, it's still the cutest girl, I've been cooking for more than 20 years, and my husband hasn't praised me a few times. γ
[Could it be that you made it unpalatable?] γ
[Heh, then he can gain 60 pounds? And 20 years of eating? γ
γ......γ
Looking at the harmonious barrage, Qin Di went to sleep with confidence.
Yes.
He also had to take a lunch break.
This is probably the most relaxed variety show he has ever filmed.
The female guests are all a little stalked.
No stalks... It can also create joy for everyone.
Like what...
Wang Changshuai, who went to deliver the courier, chose the cheapest means of transportation - a pig because he was too picky.
Yes.
The program team gave him a pig.
The pig also has an introduction, saying that it is the smartest pig in the entire Great Wilderness Mountain.
Indeed, the pig is wise, and it knows the way.
But because he is too smart, he will not only recognize the way, but also take a detour. They will even play dead.
As long as he is not fed, he walks a few steps and lies down.
Otherwise, he deliberately jumped into that muddy puddle, and before he reached the bottom of the mountain, Wang Changshuai's clothes were already full of mud.
Before he could stand on the ground to catch his breath, the pig twisted his ass and came over, raised his front legs first, and shook it elegantly, without shaking it off, he took the initiative to stick to Wang Changshuai and rubbed it on his clothes~~
After rubbing its four hooves, it circled around Wang Changshuai, and then stopped in front of him and shook its little tail.
Wang Changshuai: !!
In the next second, Wang Changshuai's chest was also occupied by mud dots.
Convex (θΉθΉ)!!
ββ
Great Wilderness Mountain Middle School.
The bell rang three times after class, but Song Yu still sat in the chair and didn't move.
He never dreamed that he would not even exceed the elementary school students in his lifetime.
He didn't expect that he, a college student who graduated from a prestigious university, couldn't understand junior high school physics questions.
Who is he, where is he, where does he come from, and where is he going?
He... Why the hell did you go crazy to be a tutor at this school?
"Brother Song, don't you eat? The food in the cafeteria is okay, it is a big pot dish with meat. β
"Although it can't compare to the sea cucumber and abalone under your mountain, the taste and hygiene are fine."
A head poked out from the outside and talked to him with a grin.
Seeing that Song Yu was still holding the book, Da Mu scratched his head and said tentatively: "I haven't solved it yet, forget it if I don't have it, anyway, I didn't plan that you would really be able to." β
Song Yu: !!
Yes.
He won't!!
He doesn't even know the questions of the first year of junior high school!!
"Andβ" Oki stopped talking when he saw him staring at his temples bulging.
"And what? Why don't you say it? Song Yu gritted his teeth.
I'm mad at him!!
Thinking that everything this morning was still live, he wanted to die even more.
No, how could someone as good as him die? The whole show should be rewound.
He definitely doesn't compete with Xiao Chenchen for the teacher's career!
He'd rather go for food delivery!
"And... In a state of starvation, the blood supply is insufficient, and people are more likely to faint. β
"And... Skipping meals doesn't boost IQ either. β
"Of course, I didn't mean to say that you have a low IQ, don't get me wrong."
Song Yu: @##Β₯%...
After speaking, Da Mu shrugged his shoulders and added: "After all, in this world, it is not better than whoever lives longer." β
"There are many people who are old, but they don't understand the math problems in the book, so don't feel guilty."
Song Yu: !!
Damu: "Don't blame yourself! β
Song Yu: ??
What the hell...
He blames himself for a P! He wants to shark himself!
Yes.
The person in front of him is one of his students today,
It's called Oki.
Da Mu is 15 years old and in his first year of junior high school.
At first glance, when he heard this age and grade, Song Yu thought that this school was full of children who had no money to go to school.
This kind of 15-year-old junior high school must be the kind of stupid existence.
It may be a question of whether to keep up or not.
But who knows, as soon as he entered the door, this man was holding the homework book.
It's still sorted out, with a total of 10 questions.
He flipped through the kind of homework workbook that was indeed issued by their school, and it should still be environmentally friendly paper, the paper was very torn, exuding a strong smell of ink.
He took the question, coughed confidently, and was ready to start pretendingβ[no], to start talking.
But...
For the first question, he picked up scratch paper.
In the second question, he counted twice on the scratch paper.
The third question is worth half of it...
Fourth...
Good fellow, he read the question three times and didn't understand anything.
Question 5, question 6 simply he won't !!
These questions are obviously not high numbers, but he just can't understand the meaning of the questioner.
There are even some formulas he has never seen in the questions.
But Mr. Song Yu didn't panic at first, he thought, this may be the program team or the Hao family deliberately stumbling on him and trying to fix him.
So he calmly asked Da Mu to go back to his seat first, clear his mind, and explain the ten questions to him together.
Once Oki had sat down, he stood up and began to consciously look around the classroom.
And randomly picked up a few students' homework books, wanting to see what other people's homework was like.
It's good to debunk the program group.
After all, it's better to disguise one person, but a group of people...
And then...
He found out that the class he led was indeed junior high school students, but the textbooks used here were not outside textbooks, but the special version of Dahuangsun!
Not only mathematics, but also physics and chemistry he couldn't understand!!
The only thing I can understand is the language.
But there is a new question about language, and no one asks him!
So, he had to sit back from where he came from.
He thought that as long as he didn't move, these children in the village who were begging for a living would have a look in their eyes and not bother themselves.
And then...
He will be able to get through the morning safely, and he will go and resign in the afternoon.
Whoever loves to earn this money earns it!!
But he never thought that these students just couldn't understand his face.
Especially this big wood, not only mathematics but also chemistry is looking for him, geography, politics is also looking for him.
It's just a hundred thousand why did you become a fine!!