Chapter 16: Teasing the Translator
Coming to the private room of the little brother in black, Cuihua generously introduced: "These two are my friends from the provincial capital, and this is the celebrity next to the city's supreme governor Watanabe Daisa-Ding Da Translator!" It is said that the same ship transitions to 500 years of practice, meeting is fate, and meeting is a friend! You talk slowly, and I'll go outside to greet the guests. ”
Seeing the proprietress turn around and leave, Ding Yi stopped talking.
Seeing this, the white-faced little brother hurriedly clasped his fists with both hands and made a gesture at Ding Yi: "Fortunately, I will be happy!" Ding Da translation, famous and thunderous. The proprietress introduced you as a noble person, we didn't believe it just now, but now when we see it, it's our clumsiness! Look at you, the heavenly court is full, the hall is shining, the eyes are bright, the eyebrows are raised, the ears are big and thick, and the chin is spacious, all these aspects show that you are a rich and noble person! ”
When Ding Yi heard the other party's praise of his face, he was very useful in his heart, and hurriedly returned the salute: "I raised love, I didn't expect my brother to be young, and he would be able to meet each other, admire and admire!" ”
The tall little brother sitting on the side, Wang Sanxi, was amazed by Xiao Hong's performance at the moment, and thought: "I haven't heard that the political commissar can also read fortune telling, but the remarks just now clearly got the true biography of the 'God Operator' - Lao Huangtou!" ”
"My father has studied Zhou Yixue a lot, and I only know a little bit about it. If you don't dislike it, let's sit down and talk while drinking, what do you think? The white-faced little brother Xiao Hong gave up his seat to Ding Yi and poured him a cup of spring tea that had been brewed.
Ding Yiyi sat down in front of the coffee table with a big grin, took a sip of the teacup elegantly, and then said: "Listen to my brother, it turns out that you are still from the I Ching family." Just right, it's better to meet by chance,
Then I bother you to help my brother, and I'll see how the fortunes are in the near future? ”
Xiao Hong raised the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Thank you, brother Tai, if you don't give up, can you let me see your left hand, palmistry and face-to-face, this is more accurate!" ”
Xiao Hong skillfully pulled Ding Yi's left hand, pulled the sunglasses down, looked at them carefully, and then exclaimed: "Brother Tai! Good palmistry! This is the fate of high-ranking officials and nobles. Haven't you heard? Men have big official seals, and women are busy with their hands. Look at the career line in your hand, it is both deep and clear, the line is long and straight, which means that your career fortune is smooth and your official fortune is prosperous; There are two or three lines of fortune, and the lines are wide and deep, which indicates that you have been rolling in wealth recently, and you have noble people to help you! The marriage line, starting from the palm of the hand and ending at Mercury, is straight and clear, which indicates that the love is strong, the marriage is happy, and the family is happy. Come, let's help you look at the children's line, this line has clear lines, and the brother must be both children! Heck, there's a little fork at the end, which is the life of twin boys! Disastrous! Disastrous! ”
As soon as Ding Yiyi heard that he was destined to give birth to twin sons, he felt that he was very accurate, so he laughed happily: "Brother, this is still quite accurate, I won't tell you, not long ago, my wife just gave birth to a pair of big fat boys for me, and I have been drinking full moon wine for the past two days!" It's amazing, it's amazing! Ha ha! However, you can't just say that you want to make my brother happy! If there's anything bad, you might as well say it and listen to it, and it's easy to cure it if you know it in advance! To be honest, I've been having nightmares a lot lately, and I've been feeling restless during the day. ”
Xiao Hong said: "Congratulations! Brother, how's it going? That's your life, okay! The lines are like this, and the photo book says so! I can't just make it up, can I? ”
Wang Sanxi listened to Xiao Hong's flickering Ding translation on the side, and he was in good health and had the life of giving birth to twin sons, and suddenly felt funny, and thought: "There are a few bad things about the body of a man, and the sexual function is strong, and the probability of having a son must be great!" Besides, we already know that you just gave birth to a pair of precious sons, and it seems that fortune telling is also a way. ”
Xiao Hong continued: "However, you just mentioned that you have been having nightmares lately and are restless, which is noteworthy. I'll give you a good look, hey, hey, it's really, you see that although you are 'high nose and five Yue Long, either rich or noble to show might', but if you look closely, there is really a little less obvious red tendon, the photo book says 'the bridge of the nose is red tendon not go out, if you want to go out, you will cry'. In addition, there is also a small cross on your lifeline, which indicates that your lifeline is damaged, and if you don't take precautions, you are likely to be hurt in the near future. ”
Wang Sanxi heard Xiao Hong blowing seriously, and couldn't help but feel funny: "That's really the case, Lao Ding, you didn't burn high incense when you went out in the morning, and when you meet us today, you are destined to touch the mold." If you don't cooperate for a while, maybe there will really be a bloody disaster! Ha ha! ”
When Translator Ding heard this, he chuckled in his heart, and thought to himself: "This is really fucking evil, the imperial army will go to the countryside to sweep in a few days, and the first two translators of this army lost their lives in the sweep, could it be that I will follow in their footsteps this time, what a fucking bloody disaster!" What can I do? ”
Thinking of this, he said with some flattery: "Brother! You see that my brother and I have to be managed by others when I serve other people's jobs, and I really have to go out on a mission recently, is there any way to solve this bloody disaster? Help my brother find a way, if I can resolve it, I will be grateful to my brother! ”
Xiao Hong said embarrassedly: "I still try not to go out well when I see my brother's station!" If you have to go out, don't know when to go? Where do you want to go? Only when you know this, can you think of a way. ”
Translator Ding replied: "The time is still uncertain, the direction is either to the east or to the north." What's the point of that? ”
After listening to Ding's translation, Xiao Hong thought that this was somewhat consistent with the information she had so far about the devil's sweep, so she pretended to pinch her fingers and whispered: Qian is the heavenly hexagram, Kan is the water hexagram, Gen is the mountain hexagram, Zhen is the thunder hexagram, Xun is the wind hexagram, Li is the fire hexagram, Kun is the earth hexagram, and Dui is the Ze hexagram. Then he said to Ding Translation: "Oh, these two directions belong to the Earthquake Palace and the Kan Palace respectively, and they have been in the door of injury and death recently, which is not conducive to travel!" Brother, can you tell me whether there is a T-shaped road and a reverse bow road in front of your house, whether there is a big tree stump and a big chimney in front of the main door, and whether there is a phenomenon such as the corner of another house facing your door? ”
Ding Translator thought for a while and said, "This is really not true!" ”
Xiao Hong continued to ask: "Then the houses on both sides of your house are on the left?" Or is it higher on the right? ”
Ding translated: "The high bar on the right." ”
Xiao Hong breathed a long sigh of relief: "That's right, the root cause has been found, this is the house on your right that is pressing you on the feng shui momentum." Haven't you heard? The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the Vermilion Bird in the front, and the Xuanwu in the back. It is better for the green dragon to be tall than for the white tiger to look back. Now the white tiger on your right is eyeing you, and the two directions you are going to recently are mountainous areas, which is the place of the hidden dragon and the crouching tiger, which is very unfavorable to you, and this hexagram also shows it. If Brother Tai wants to resolve it, he can only demolish the house on the right. ”
When Wang Sanxi heard this, he suddenly understood where Xiao Hong was going after leaving ahead of schedule last night, and couldn't help but praise him secretly.
When Translator Ding heard this, he stood up suddenly: "Oh, this is not good, on the right is the house of the joint captain Watanabe, there are two women in it, and he moved his house, isn't that a tiger's mouth pulling out his teeth and killing himself?" ”
Xiao Hong said quietly: "This is difficult! Unless you don't take part in the operation of the troops this time? Or sabotage the operation so you can avoid this bloody disaster! Let's see if you have the guts! ”