Chapter 3 The Man on the Bed
Now that he had guessed the historical period in which he was located, Xiang Ye was no longer so restrained when he spoke, and deliberately made a look of being very familiar with Yu Fanjun to cover up the gaffe just now.
Sure enough, Yu Fanjun is not a delicate person, he regards Xiang Ye as a life-saver from the bottom of his heart, naturally he believes whatever Xiang Ye says, but when Xiang Ye mentioned the reward, he shook his head with a wry smile.
"Brother, there are some things you don't know." Yu Fanjun shook his head helplessly and sighed and said: "I was originally a general under Qin Jia, just because he privately appointed Jingju as the king of Chu, I was dissatisfied with Zhu Jishi and took my headquarters to take refuge in General Xiang Liang, but people like me and others can't become the main force in front of General Xiang's tent after taking refuge, we are just other generals, although we also lead thousands of soldiers and horses, but we are never allowed to reuse." Killing Qin Jia today, if he is replaced by the confidant general of Long He and other generals, he may be able to make a meritorious achievement, and the reward will definitely be a lot. But I killed Qin Jia, but I was ungrateful and beheaded the old master, although there will be a reward, but in front of General Xiang, I am afraid that it will be even more difficult for me to be a man in the future! ”
"Then why did you kill him?" Yu Fanjun said this, which made Xiang Ye feel a little incomprehensible to him, he couldn't figure out that Yu Fanjun knew that killing Qin Jia would have more benefits, and he still wanted to do that, and the environment on the battlefield was very chaotic at that time, and it was obviously a great risk to chase and kill Qin Jia, so he blurted out and asked.
Yu Fanjun looked at Xiang Ye and smiled helplessly, waved his hand at him and said: "Forget it, don't ask, don't think about these things, since you and my brother got acquainted on the battlefield, we should come to have a drink as boldly as killing the enemy on the battlefield, today you and I are not drunk, let's have a drink all night!" ”
"General Yu, don't ...... I don't drink! As soon as Xiang Ye heard Yu Fanjun say that he was going to drink until dawn, his face suddenly turned white with fright, and he hurriedly waved his hands like a drowning person shouting for help, trying to stop Yu Fanjun.
But he stopped it a little too late, and Yu Fanjun had already shouted to the soldiers outside the tent: "Someone!" Carry me ten jars of wine, and I want to have a good drink with my brother!" ”
"Ten altars ......" When Xiang Ye heard Yu Fanjun say that he wanted to take ten jars of wine, the expression on his face instantly froze, and his hand that kept swaying was slowly swaying back and forth in front of him like a car wiper, he was scared stupid, ten jars of wine, ordinary people poured it, so it must not be poured into an alcoholic liver?
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Yu Fanjun quickly noticed Xiang Ye's strange appearance, and hurriedly tilted his body to look at his already sluggish face, and asked with concern.
Xiang Ye still maintained a surprised expression on his face, turned his head to look at Yu Fanjun blankly, and stammered, "Yu ...... General Yu, you're not...... Not kidding, right? Ten...... Ten jars of wine! ”
"Uh-huh! It's ten altars! Yu Fanjun first stared and nodded, and suddenly shouted to Xiang Ye as if he remembered something: "Brother, after talking about it for a long time, I haven't asked you what your name is!" ”
Xiang Ye glanced at Yu Fanjun while holding his chest with his hand, and secretly scolded in his heart: "Die, call my brother for half a day, I don't even know my name, and I'm embarrassed to shout it so loudly!" ”
Thinking so in his heart, he didn't say it, he rubbed his chest for a while and waited for his breath to go down before he said to Yu Fanjun: "General Yu, you really scared me to death, my name is Xiang Ye, I am twenty-one years old this year, I am really lucky to be able to call General Yu a brother!" ”
"Ugh!" Yu Fanjun was stunned for a moment, and then scratched the back of his head a little embarrassed and said to Xiang Ye: "Brother, brother, I have such a loud voice on weekdays, I scare you, I'm really a little sorry." Well, when the wine comes, we'll talk while drinking. ”
In a moment, the soldiers really put in ten bowling ball-sized wine jars, piggyback and some meat and put them on the table in front of them.
Yu Fanjun grabbed a wine jar, slapped open the seal and threw it at Xiang Ye. Xiang Ye hurriedly reached out to catch it, leaned on his nose and sniffed it, and after smelling it, he shook his head and laughed. Although the wine in the jar also smells of wine, it is not as strong as the wine he drank with his classmates in the past, and the liquid in the jar seems to be a little turbid, slightly exuding the aroma of wine, and the degree of this wine must not be very high.
"Come, brother,!" Yu Fanjun picked up another wine jar and opened the seal, raised it towards Xiang Ye, raised his head and poured it up.
Xiang Ye also raised the wine jar and compared it to Yu Fanjun, and brought the wine jar to his mouth and drank it.
The cold drink does not taste very good in the mouth, perhaps because the dregs in the wine have not been removed, and it feels a little thick.
Even though the degree was not high, after pouring a jar of wine, Xiang Ye's cheeks were still slightly red, and he was a little drunk.
"Come!" Yu Fanjun didn't talk much after drinking, and after pouring one jar, he opened another jar and threw it to Xiang Ye.
Xiang Ye took over the wine jar again and drank it cleanly.
The two of them were silent like this, handed over a jar of wine sent in by the soldiers and drank a fine drink, five jars of wine, Yu Fanjun was also a little drunk, he opened his drunken eyes slightly and shouted outside the tent: "Come on, bring me ten jars of wine!" ”
Xiang Ye, who was already seven points drunk, did not stop Yu Fanjun from asking for wine this time, but just staggered to his feet, and said to him with a stammer: "Yu ...... General Yu, I'll go out and pee first! ”
"Hahahaha!" Yu Fanjun heard Xiang Ye say that he was going out to pee, he raised his head and laughed, and after laughing, he waved his hand and said to Xiang Ye: "It's only five...... You can't hold back the five jars of wine, and the urine is too small! Good! There you go! ”
Xiang Ye raised his hand to Yu Fanjun, made a gesture of greeting, turned around and walked out of the tent.
After leaving the tent, a cold wind swirled into Xiang Ye's neckline, and he shivered, raised his head and looked at the sky.
A bright full moon was just overhead, and a few clouds quickly drifted from the full moon to the distant sky as if they were afraid of the moonlight.
Xiang Ye smiled bitterly, shook his head, and drank a drink with Yu Fanjun, he was a little sober, and now he was convinced that he had crossed over, and he had worn it for more than 2,000 years as soon as he wore it, and he came to the end of the war-torn Qin.
Finding a quiet place, Xiang Ye drenched happily. After finishing refreshingly, he zipped up his jeans and walked crookedly towards Yu Fanjun's tent.
There were many tents in the barracks, and when the drunken Xiang Ye came out, he forgot to see the way back, he only remembered that Yu Fanjun lived in a camp tent that was smaller than the ordinary barracks with oil lamps.
After wandering around the barracks for a while, he passed by several patrolling soldiers, who knew that he was Yu Fanjun's brother, but only looked at him and did not come forward to interrogate.
If he was in a sober state, Xiang Ye would definitely pull the patrol to ask where Yu Fanjun's camp was, but he had already drunk enough five jars of wine, although the degree of wine was not high, but the five altars were not very comfortable, plus after leaving the camp tent, he was blown by the cold wind, and the strength of the wine suddenly surged, and he didn't know what he had done, and he actually forgot about asking for directions.
After wandering around the barracks for a while, a tent appeared in front of the crooked Xiang Ye, which looked very similar to Yu Fanjun's tent in terms of size and appearance.
Xiang Ye stretched out his hand and clicked on the camp tent, and said with a smile: "I said General Yu, I don't like to drink if I can't drink, I'm still walking well, you went to sleep first, you can't drink well, it's really not good!" ”
With that, he staggered toward the tent, lifted the curtain and went inside.
After entering the tent, a warm fragrance came to the surface. Xiang Ye shrugged his nose, took a few deep breaths, and praised: "It's so fragrant, like the smell of a big girl!" ”
He fumbled a few more steps inside, and vaguely saw that there seemed to be a bunk on the ground, and there was a person on the bunk.
Xiang Ye, who was a little tired after drinking, smiled, walked to the bunk, took off his clothes and pants, and lifted the linen quilt and got into it wearing only a small pair of briefs.
The linen cloth is relatively rough, and there is a rustling feeling on the body, which is very comfortable. Xiang Ye whispered briskly, turned over, and put his hand on the body of another person in the futon.
When his hand touched the man's body, he involuntarily secretly squeezed it lightly. The skin of the person in the futon was very smooth, not like a man's skin at all, Xiang Ye wanted to laugh a little, he couldn't figure out how Yu Fanjun, who had a long beard and an extremely rough appearance, could have such a good body of skin and flesh.
He still felt a little uncomfortable after pinching it, and his hand moved up slightly, and he was stunned when he grasped a soft, soft semicircular sphere. Where is this that should be in a man? From the feel, it feels like what he is holding is a woman's crisp breasts.
Just as Xiang Ye hurriedly withdrew his hand in shock, the woman who had been grabbed by him turned over violently, raised her foot and kicked him on the lower abdomen.
Xiang Ye, who had just grabbed the woman's breasts and was scared by the strength of the wine, didn't expect her to have this hand, and he was kicked firmly on the lower abdomen, and the whole person flew out against the ground, rolled on the ground a few times, and happened to stop at the door of the tent.
He endured the sharp pain in his lower abdomen, struggled to get up and tried to escape from the tent, but the woman who had not wanted to kick him jumped over.
After the woman pounced, she first punched an uppercut, punching Xiang Ye in the chin from the bottom up, and then the arm that swung the punch was retracted inward, and her elbow hit Xiang Ye's cheek.
There was a crisp sound of "pop", Xiang Ye's face was firmly elbowed, and he suddenly felt a burst of Venus in front of him, and his ears were buzzing, as if there were thousands of flies flying back and forth in his ears.
Before he could gain a foothold, the woman's other fist struck him on the other cheek, and the fist slammed into his cheek with the sound of the wind, seeing that he was about to take another solid blow.