174: Disfigured, expiration date

"What did you say?" Song Yu suspected that he was hallucinating.

It's not enough to run away from home for a day, and you're ready to go tomorrow?

Because he was so shocked, the expression on his face was out of control.

Xiao Chenchen tilted his head: "What's the matter, husband?" Can't you be at home alone? ”

Song Yu: "I...."

He wanted to say no...

But how can a real man say no in front of the camera?

The swear words in the stomach began to rise from the lung tubes, stuck in the throat, and kept decreasing, until finally only five words remained - "Of course I can!" ”

"Are you going to play? You don't want to trouble Mrs. Hao all the time, Mr. Hao can't do without someone to take care of him. Song Yu gritted his teeth and said.

Hearing this, Ling Bingbing smiled slightly: "This Mr. Song doesn't have to worry, I usually lock the door when I go out." ”

Song Yu: ?

Ling Bingbing: "Yes, it is inconvenient for him not to pick up guests, please don't disturb him when I go out, in case I really go down to the underworld, I am not responsible." ”

Song Yu: ......

All:......

The director team did not confiscate everyone's mobile phones, because they had also seen Ling Bingbing's gloomy corridor and the coffin placed at home.

But for Hao Youqian's appearance like a god descending from heaven to earth, several men don't believe it.

How can it be? A man is handsome and young, and he still has money.

All the good things are taken by him!

But Xiao Chenchen really glanced at it several times, there is no harm if there is no comparison, she will see Song Yu, and she can't say that she is annoyed, but her eyes instinctively don't want to look at ugly things.

"Husband... Ten minutes to go to class, aren't you going to work? ”

Song Yu came back to his senses and hurriedly said to her: "Chenchen, you weren't there last night, and I didn't sleep much all night." ”

"Didn't you want to be a teacher before? Otherwise, you're going to work for me today? It was okay last morning, I want to catch up on sleep. ”

Xiao Chenchen did not doubt that he had him, and responded.

"Alright then, you can go back and rest."

Song Yu breathed a sigh of relief, today finally doesn't have to be embarrassed by anyone.

"Also, you're at home..." Song Yu wanted to say that she would call home back, he was really not exaggerating, he didn't sleep well at all this night, he was still answering the phone at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, saying that the floor at home was flooded, and later found that the washing machine door was not closed.

Then at half past five in the morning, her mother got up and asked him how to use the wall breaker! She wants to drink five-grain soy milk.

How does he know how to use the wall breaker?

He hadn't even been to the kitchen.

Then before 6 o'clock, his son called again and said that he couldn't find where the breakfast was.

He's really... He felt like he was going crazy!

What's even more outrageous is the water leak last night, and no one has mopped the floor until now.

Thanks to their community's own housekeeping service, he placed an order at 7 o'clock in the morning, but he also had to come to the door at 8 o'clock.

He even wanted to invite two aunts to his mother, but the old lady said that she didn't like strangers in the house.

He...

"Morning..."

Hearing him call her, Xiao Chenchen waved his hand and didn't look back: Husband, you text and say something, I'm going to be late. ”

Song Yu: @##¥%...

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After running for a day yesterday, the soles of Wang Changshuai's feet were worn out, and today he said that he didn't want to deliver takeaways or go down the mountain.

Seeing that Xiao Chenchen and a housewife are going to be elementary school teachers, he also wants to go, but the school is not open to this task today, and it is enough to ask a resentful teacher.

He didn't understand what it meant to be a resentful teacher, but he also wanted to earn some points.

After thinking about it, he decided to volunteer in the Taoist temple.

"Being a volunteer? Yes, yes, but it can be a bit hard. Ling Yan looked at him quietly.

Wang Changshuai immediately said: "I'm not afraid of hard work!" ”

"Really?"

Wang Changshuai: ......

Otherwise, he is still afraid?

"I..."

Ling Yan: "To do or not to do?" ”

His voice was not loud, and there were no emotional ups and downs, but Wang Changshuai still instinctively felt that his legs were a little weak, and he nodded almost unconsciously.

"Then come in."

Wang Changshuai: "Dao Chief, what do I need to do?" ”

Following him, Wang Changshuai was like a primary school student, and he didn't dare to run around, so he was extra cautious.

Ling Yan led him inside, and when he walked to the meditation room, he stopped.

"Wait."

Wang Changshuai: "Huh? ”

Ling Yan glanced at him lightly: "Will it be quiet?" ”

Wang Changshuai:.

...

house.

After looking in the mirror for the Nth time, Bai Linlang finally realized that his face had really become ugly! And it's uglier than before she didn't get the blessing of the system in the past.

Especially the eyes, she used to rely on these eyes that I saw pity to charm many people for her willingly.

A reporter once reported that just being watched by her can have the feeling of first love.

But now...

Maybe others want to run away when they see her!

Hao Bufan didn't have much feeling about his girlfriend suddenly becoming ugly.

After all, when Bai Linlang told him that he wanted plastic surgery, he didn't agree.

He likes Linlang because he likes her kindness and her cuteness.

Not like her face...

And one thing to say, her face is still far worse than Ling Bingbing.

"Brother Fanfan, why don't you speak? Is it because I've become ugly that you're going to break up with me? Bai Linlang grabbed his arm again, it was still in a familiar position, and Hao Bufan, who was in pain, almost didn't push her to the ground.

"What do you want me to say, I don't think you're ugly, and you won't listen, so let's do it, I'll pay you, and you go find a reliable plastic surgeon."

Bai Linlang???

Bai Linlang: "Is this a problem with plastic surgery?" ”

Hao Bufan was puzzled: "Otherwise? I told you a long time ago that plastic surgery is risky, but you didn't listen, although I haven't done too many strategies, but your cosmetic surgery shouldn't be a one-and-done thing, right? Everything you eat has an expiration date, and it's normal for your face to have an expiration date. ”

Bai Linlang???

Bai Linlang couldn't believe her ears: "You... You..."

"What's wrong? Do you think I'm going to find Bingbing to take you down the mountain now, or do you put on a mask first and go down the mountain after the recording of the show? ”

In order to protect her intentions, the program team deliberately canceled the filming of his group today.

"You're still going to find that woman!!" Bai Linlang was even more angry.

Can she say that her wish is 100 times more beautiful than Ling Bingbing!!

"Do you love me or not?"

"Woo woo woo - Hao Bufan, you have changed your mind, woo woo woo..."

Hao Bufan: "...... I didn't. ”

He said helplessly, he has never loved him, how can he change his mind?

But he always remembered to be responsible for her, and he would marry her whenever she wanted to.

"Then you swear! No! You promise me that you will voluntarily give me everything you have! ”

Although Mr. Rabbit said that he couldn't suck Hao Bufan, she was ugly like this now, and if she didn't suck his luck, she would be ugly to death.

Hao Bufan nodded, only thinking that his girlfriend was a domineering president, he read too many novels, and subconsciously said: ......