in the corner.

Oki recorded their conversations.

As a straight man.

A highly educated straight man.

He felt that he could not understand...

I can't quite understand Miss Bai's logic.

I can't quite understand Zhang Pingping's logic.

What age is this, why do women still have to look up to men.

Crack someone up~~

But he didn't interfere.

He is a temporary follow-up and not a mediator of "Love Defense".

Therefore, when Sun Honghong couldn't stand her boyfriend's wise speech and rushed over to put the pot on Zhang Pingping's head, he didn't appear.

And then...

He witnessed Zhang Pingping's head being opened.

It's still smoking!!

And then...

Everyone froze in place.

Including Sun Honghong herself!

Since birth, in fact, in the long river of life, cause and effect are actually predestined.

Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't change the day after tomorrow, it can only be said that you can make your blessings greater through some behaviors, or make you unlucky and more unlucky.

For example, I just fell into a small pit, or I fell and broke my head and bled or something.

Because after the few good fortunes on his body were sucked away, he was gently knocked by the iron pot, and Zhang Pingping also changed from the simplest possible dizziness to...

It's mushy!

Yes.

Literally, his head was mushy.

Sun Honghong had just poured the dishes from the pot into the plate, but the pot had been roasted on the fire.

So, all of a sudden...

It's extraordinarily exciting~~~

Zila...

The people are gone.

No.

It's dizzy...

......

Mountains.

Song Yu repeatedly assured his mother that he was not evil, and he had no special feelings for pigs, and his mother finally hung up the phone after asking him for a bank card permission.

Song Yu looked at his watch.

It's already 12:30 p.m.

It was very clean outside...

The lights are gone...

I could faintly hear some footsteps.

There was no rhythm or regularity, it seemed to be an auditory hallucination, but it seemed to be real by his window.

He didn't dare to open the window.

Afraid that something would come out from under the bed, he even pressed several suitcases against the side of the bed.

Then turn on all the lights in the room that can be turned on.

He originally wanted to turn off the power of the refrigerator directly. Although he didn't know what the logical connection between the refrigerator and Mr. Hao was.

But just as he was about to close, he thought of it again.

If the power is cut off, then the corpse of the person will stink.

That...

He prefers to face a complete soul rather than a decomposing corpse.

At least...

It doesn't stink...

Wait, wait, wait, wait until two o'clock in the evening.

His eyes were straight as he waited, and he didn't wait for anyone to appear again.

But he still couldn't sleep.

After swiping Weibo, I saw my wife drinking fragrant and spicy food on the grassland, and a bunch of people praised her, saying that she should divorce quickly, and her sister was beautiful.

Bah!

Xiao Chenchen wants to divorce?

Dream on.

It also takes time and cost for him to cultivate such a wife, okay?

Women are not easy to deceive these days, especially those who have studied for many years, even if he is already a PUA master, he has to keep changing and adjusting his routines.

After cutting ten vests in ten minutes and reporting all the people who divorced him, he took another shower.

But after taking a shower, he didn't calm down, but his mind was messed up, and he had more thoughts, and he even felt that someone was peeking at him when he was taking a shower just now.

Hao Bufan said something to tell him not to worry about his uncle, he also felt that his uncle was thinking about himself, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep, he simply didn't wear shoes, and slipped out of the room directly,

If you wear shoes, you will step on footprints on the grass, but if you only wear socks, you will not leave any marks, and you can burn the socks directly.

Laughing to death, now in the eyes of others, he is no longer a normal person, right, does he still care?

No!

He doesn't care at all!!

Song Yu's heartbeat and the sound of crickets at night were intertwined, and the moment he stepped out of the house, he felt that someone was staring at him in the distance.

But I didn't see anyone left and right.

He stood there and thought for a moment, and did not rush to find Hao Youqian, but first circled around his hut.

For fear of alarming others, he didn't even dare to use his mobile phone to light up.

So much so that one turned around and faced a white face.

He was so frightened that he was directly petrified!

━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━

Yes!

When people are frightened to a certain extent, they will not move directly.

The man didn't expect him to stiffen directly.

It took more than ten seconds to look at him before he realized that this person was frightened.

But...

What is there to be afraid of as a living person?

The camera brother doesn't understand, but if something happens to the guest, the program team will indeed be very troublesome.

So he put away the flashlight and waited a few more seconds before he said softly.

"Mr. Song~~ came back to his senses, it's me!"

"Yours is like a shot!! I'm human, don't be afraid! Don't believe me, look at my shadow on the ground. ”

The camera brother said in a coaxing tone.

Song Yu was stunned for a few seconds, and then came back to his senses.

"You... Why are you here! ”

"You also put a flashlight in your face, did you do it on purpose, do you know that people are scared to death?"

The cameraman looked confused.

Chubby cheeks twitched.

"Brother... Do you want to look at yourself before you say that? ”

"I'm the one on duty in the village tonight, isn't it normal for me to patrol here?"

"It's you..."

"Mr. Song, are you sleepwalking in the field without shoes?"

Song Yu tried his best to keep his composure to avoid being too weak-hearted, "I heard that there are easy beasts here at night, I want to go and see it, can't this also be on duty by the way." ”

"Although there are not many girls in the mountains, there are still a lot of children in the mountains, so it's not good if you scare people."

"You want to be on duty too? How do I remember that I didn't have you on the schedule? The camera boy narrowed his eyes and said suspiciously.

"As for looking at the beasts..."

"Are you sure the beast is coming, you won't be outrun faster by your little friend."

Song Yu: . . .

Camera brother: "Oh no, you can't run, just your guts, there are really some wolves and jackals and beasts here, you just lie on the ground." It can help children block a wave, which can be regarded as another way to do good deeds. ”

Song Yu: ......

Song Yu darkened his face: "Why don't you go to sleep, and I'll help you on duty?" ”

The camera guy raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?" ”

He didn't think too much about it, after all, it was so late, and he really wanted to sleep.

"Of course... I can't sleep anyway, and if you're willing to give me five points, that's even better. ”

The cameraman looked him up and down.

"If you don't get scared tonight, it's not impossible."

Song Yu gritted his teeth, but did not smile: "I'm not a fool. ”

"Okay, then you go, I'll go to sleep."

After the camera brother finished speaking, he directly stuffed the flashlight to him, turned around and left.

"Oh yes, there are two people on duty, you remember to tell Uncle Song, don't let him treat you as a thief, after all, your temperament..."

The cameraman glanced at him and quickly disappeared into the night.

Song Yu: #$^&%!$#?