Song Yu's head was dizzy, and his face was hot again. He realizes that he may have really annoyed the mysterious female ghost.

"Are you really looking for death when you talk like this?" The female ghost said coldly, her body began to gradually become transparent, as if she was really about to disappear into the dark night.

"I actually saw it in the fridge." Song Yu hurriedly explained, trying not to let the female ghost have more misunderstandings about him.

The female ghost frowned, and the anger in her eyes slowly faded, "You mean... Do you have Hao Youqian's soul in your refrigerator? ”

Song Yu nodded, "Last night, when I opened the refrigerator to get food, I suddenly saw the soul of a man, although it was very illusory, I can confirm that it was him.

"And when I shoved the pig's head back, he threw it out for me again."

Female ghost ???

Female ghost: "Pig's head? ”

Song Yu nodded frantically: "It's true, most of the pig's head, I went to the Taoist temple tonight to ask for a charm and burned the pig's head." ”

Female Ghost: ......

The female ghost's eyebrows jumped wildly: "You went... Couldn't it be the only Taoist temple on the mountain? ”

Song Yu nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, how do you know?" ”

Thinking of something, he hurriedly slapped his ass wildly: "Madam, your magic power is boundless..."

Female Ghost: .....

The female ghost's unnatural eyes drifted upward.

"And then?"

Song Yu shook his head: "Then there will be no then." ”

"I was scared out of the way last night, and by the time I woke up, he was gone."

"Or... If it's convenient for you, help me go to his room and take a few pictures in a moment? ”

Female ghost: "Take pictures? You also said that you didn't have a crush on him, a vegetative person, and you didn't let it go, let me shoot you privately. Shine. ”

Song Yu: ......

Song Yu: "It's not... Why do I have to have a crush on him to ask for his picture? ”

Can't he just get the evidence and go to the good old lady to say that his son was abused by a scumbag!

Song Yu had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, but he didn't dare to explain to the ghost in front of him.

He kind of found out, this female ghost is just like his mother, she is very short-tempered and very explosive!

"You have a point."

"But in my memory, if you don't do it well, it's a perversion." The female ghost tilted her head.

Song Yu: ......

Song Yu: "So can you help me?" ”

Female ghost: "Yes... But I can't walk anymore..."

Song Yu: "Then I'll carry you?" ”

The female ghost giggled, "Are you sure?" 我可是鬼哦~~”

Song Yu: "I'm not afraid!" ”

"Okay!"

The female ghost lay on top of him.

In fact, Song Yu did this because it was a bit of a temptation.

After all, he had been an atheist before that.

And just now the woman said that it was too perfunctory to help him check the information.

As soon as you open your eyes and close your eyes, it's there.

Who are you fooling?

But when he really bent down, he realized that he was hasty.

At the moment when her two hands wrapped around his neck, Song Yu only felt a cold on his back, although the female ghost almost had almost no weight, but the coldness that came out of his bones was enough to make him feel a chill down his spine.

The night breeze blows, the fallen leaves drift away, and the female ghost seems to enjoy the experience, her long hair floats on Song Yu's face, with an indescribable fragrance, and a strange temperature in the cold.

Along the road, the two shuttled in the quiet night, Song Yu tried to take his steps as lightly as possible, but his heart was extremely nervous, he was always worried that this female ghost might be angry with him again at any time.

Not long after, Hao Youqian's yard arrived.

Song Yu carefully placed the female ghost on the ground and looked at her expectantly.

"This is it... You see..."

The female ghost glanced at the hut next to her and muttered, "Hell~~ is very suitable for my home." ”

"Ah Lang~~ Why don't we go down together?"

Song Yu's hair exploded directly.

Who is going down with you!

Lao Tzu hasn't lived enough!

Song Yu scolded in his heart, but he had an expression of licking a dog on his face.

"It's... I don't know which hell you're talking about, but if it's the place where you need to drink Meng Po soup, it's a little early to go down. If you go down, you have to drink Meng Po soup. I just got to know you, and I'll forget about you. How can I give up? ”

When the female ghost heard this, the corners of her mouth pulled out a playful arc, and she laughed softly: "I didn't expect you kid to be quite good at talking." ”

Song Yu coughed and thought, "I'm also trying not to be beaten by you again." ”

"Okay, then let's not go to hell yet." The female ghost said coquettishly and rolled her eyes at Song Yu.

Song Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then you go out and wait for me, there are masters in this courtyard who have arranged others, you wake people up, and others will arrest me again."

"I can't bear Brother Song Yu~~~"

This is no problem for the beautiful sister!

Song Yu can pick me up directly, I love you!

The question is!!

This sister doesn't move her mouth at all when she speaks!!

"Then be careful, I can't bear you, I haven't heard your story yet." Song Yu said with a concerned face, but he ran faster than anyone else.

Before the words were spoken, the people were gone.

The woman watched him leave, but she was not in a hurry, and watched him leave lightly.

And then...

Song Yu walked to the door, and as soon as he turned around, he had an upside-down face on his back.

！！！

Bang.

Out of thin air, a fist appeared and smeared directly in his face.

"You..."

He fell straight to the ground.

Air.

The upside-down face slowly turned right, and the long hair disappeared automatically, revealing a beautiful face that could not be distinguished from that of a male or female.

Ling Yan didn't want to take care of this dirty thing.

But he never thought that this fool would have nothing to do and run to the forbidden place, and treat him as a female ghost.

He hasn't been a ghost for years.

Now it feels good to be dangdang occasionally.

I just didn't expect this guy to miss his brother-in-law.

Although he doesn't have a good impression of this brother-in-law except for his skin, he is also a member of their family...

....

Afraid of noisy his little things, Ling Yan deliberately waited until dawn to change his clothes and returned to the Taoist temple.

It would only be 5 points.

He thought, the little thing should still be sleeping.

But who knew that when he went to the door, the door opened from within.

"Teacher!" Hao Bufan's eyes lit up with a light.

It was even brighter than the early morning sun.

"Why are you back?"

Ling Yan deliberately stubbornly stubbornly said, "What? Isn't this my home? I'm not allowed to come back? ”

He seemed to be about to go back, but the smile in the corner of his eye had betrayed him.

Hao Bufan was obviously entangled by Ling Yan's question, and he touched his head blankly: "That's not what you mean, teacher, it's your ......" Hao Bufan hesitantly pointed to the blood stains on Ling Yan's body.

Ling Yan glanced at it indifferently and shook his head: "It's a trivial matter, it's nothing." After speaking, he tried to bypass Hao Bufan and enter the Taoist temple.

But Hao Bufan grabbed him, "Teacher, your injuries are ...... Need me to help you? His voice was full of concern.

"Not necessarily." Ling Yan waved his hand, but he knew that Hao Bufan's worries were not fake, so he said softly: "It's just a small bruise, and I'll be fine after a while." ”

Hao Bufan didn't let go so easily, he tugged on his sleeve tightly, and his thin lips were pursed into a straight line: "It's not a bruise, someone hurt you, right?" ”

Ling Yan was stunned, he didn't expect him to observe so carefully: "No... It's really fine. ”

"What are you doing getting up so early, it seems that the Taoist temple has an early class at eight o'clock."

Their Taoist sect is about freewheeling.

It's not that regular.

Hao Bufan didn't answer, pulled his wound and looked at it, and took out the photos taken by his mobile phone.

Then the expression became heavier and heavier: "Who did it!" Tell me. ”

Their Hao family is still there!

How can you bully a teacher!

Ling Yan chuckled, and the smile in his eyes became more and more real. How? Do you know who did it, and you're ready to help me get revenge?

"But how are you going to get revenge like this?" Ling Yan looked at him teasingly, "Do you want to bite someone's house?" ”

Hao Bufan was obviously enraged, he snorted coldly and said, "It's not impossible. ”

Ling Yan snorted and laughed: "What are you going to do, you're not dirty, I'm still dirty."

Hao Bufan was obviously not happy, and replied: "I can smear some poison on my teeth now, and then bite him, and then bite him, and my entire arm can be bitten out." ”

"Huh? Have you ever thought that if you put poison on your teeth, you will also ruin your own mouth, and you will have to feed me when the time comes. ”

Hao Bufan: .......

Hao Bufan puffed up: "Don't take me for a fool. ”

"I'm sure I'll figure it out."

Ling Yan nodded: "Okay, okay, my Fan Fan is the smartest, but there is really no need for revenge." ”

"It's really okay to be a teacher, it's just a little bit of a small life, if you get angry for a while, the wound may scab over itself."

Hao Bufan was still unwilling, but looking at Ling Yan's relaxed expression, he didn't pursue it again for the time being.

After thinking about it, he patted his chest and said in high spirits: "Teacher, I am really not as fragile as you imagined. If there's something you really can't handle easily, be sure to let me know. ”

Ling Yan shook his head with a smile and rubbed his hair: "Of course Fan Fan is very good, your heart is very gratifying for the teacher." ”

"And right now, there is indeed one thing I want you to do."

Hao Bufan immediately straightened up: "You say." ”

Ling Yan yawned and leaned on the bed.

"I'm a little sleepy, if you're okay, you can sleep."

With that, he closed his eyes.

Hao Bufan was a little confused.

The master hasn't said what he wants him to help do!

But seeing that Ling Yan's eyes were closed, and his eyebrows were slowly stretching, it seemed that he had fallen asleep, and his restless heart, which had just been injured because of him, gradually calmed down.

I thought about it.

Gently, he moved himself to the bed.

I wanted to be next to the master, but I always felt that I was blaspheming him.

After struggling for a long time, he quietly hooked a strand of the man's long hair with his fingers.

......

The morning sun shone on the stone floor of Hao Youqian's house, casting dappled light and shadow through the gaps in the leaves.

The camera boy who lives opposite Hao's house is holding a cup of hot mung bean soup and making breakfast. When he walked out of the house, he almost spilled the soup in his hand. Song Yu fell in front of the door like that, snoring like thunder, and his face was covered with mud.

"This guy!" The camera boy shook his head with a sigh, put his soup aside, and then tried to drag Song Yu aside. target

This person also said that he was not interested in Mr. Hao, and he slept at the door of his house!

But that's too unsophisticated.

People will have a night meeting, and the widow will leave at dawn.

At this moment, Uncle Song walked slowly, on crutches, with a contemptuous smile on his face: "Look at this young man, he is really unreliable and dishonest." ”

Song Yu seemed to feel the movement around him, he rubbed his eyes and struggled to sit up. Seeing Uncle Song's face, he was stunned, then hurriedly got up and patted the dirt on his body in embarrassment.

"Uncle Song, good morning." He tried to play the round, squeezing an awkward smile out of his face.

Uncle Song glared at him, "Good head, how did you promise me last night?" Good guys, eight check-in points, you check in two. ”

"No, are you disabled?"

"Your speed is slower than that of Erhuang in our village."

"Erhuang is my dog."

Song Yu: ......

Song Yu wanted to curse.

was knocked by Uncle Song, and the memory he had just stuck was smoothed.

He subconsciously began to touch his face and neck.

His face!! If you don't care about it overnight, will it be disfigured?

But...

To his surprise, there were no wounds on his face.

Could it be that last night was an illusion?

But it's not right, he's covered in blood.

Yes, something strange happened, there were no wounds on his face or neck. But he was covered in blood, dull blood.

"I... I..."Song Yu hesitated for a long time, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "Uncle Song, I saw the hell last night!! ”

The cameraman and Uncle Song were stunned. The camera guy smiled mischievously, "Ghost? Mr. Song, are you looking for a reason for some of your perverted behaviors? ”

"Shili Bacun Shi doesn't know that the Taoist temple around here is particularly spiritual."

Song Yu: ......

Spirit?

Zero big-headed ghosts, if it were a spirit, how could he have met that strange woman!!

Song Yu smiled bitterly: "Really... I'm really not lying. Look at all this on me, can I do it myself? ”

Uncle Song propped up his body and looked at Song Yu: "The old man has lived in this mountain for most of his life, why haven't you seen the ghost you said?" ”

"It's true!" Song Yu insisted: "There really is!! ”

"If you don't believe me, I can take you now."

"That place should have my blood stains too."

The camera boy narrowed his eyes, seeming to be interested in the story: "Female ghost? What does it look like? ”

Song Yu quickly described the appearance of the "female ghost".

"Very young, long hair, very beautiful..." glanced at Song Yu deeply.

Song Yu was furious by him: "What do you want to say!" ”

Camera boy: "I don't want to say anything..."

The camera brother touched a cucumber from the side and gnawed on it: "What are you so excited about?" Is there something wrong with it? ”

Song Yu: &%!$#&%¥

Song Yu felt that sooner or later he would have to be angry with this thing.

"I'm not talking nonsense with you, are you still going to record the show today? If I don't record it, I'll go back to sleep first, and we'll brush up the time at night. ”

"Or you can just record a night adventure and I'll take you to the lake."

Camera brother: "Mr. Song, I won't record the adventure for you." ”

Cameraman: "The director team said that your shots will be subtitled in the future." ”

Song Yu: ???

Song Yu: "What? ”

Cameraman: "You won't lose your memory so soon, will you?" Yesterday, because you were fooling around there, pig head, our live broadcast room has been banned. I can't unlock it today. ”

"You asked me to go with you for a night of adventure. You're trying to make our whole show pornography, aren't you? ”

"It's not that I said, it's all a family, why is Mrs. Song so kind, you keep doing such immoral things."

Song Yu: ???

No.

What is he lacking in virtue!

He's a victim, okay!

He decided to go to Mrs. Hao now.

These people on the mountain can't be counted on, and only the Hao family's economic strength can invite the most expensive Taoist.

"I won't tell you, believe it or not."

"I can't stand the loneliness of that woman, and sooner or later I will find you." Song Yu said viciously.

After saying that, he turned around and left.

In order to give themselves courage, but also to give them a momentum.

He took a big step in the first step, wanting to get out of the steps that his six relatives did not recognize.

But who knows, the first one that just sold appeared out of thin air.

Wrong.

It's a twig.

He didn't have time to turn or close his legs before he fell directly to the ground.

The angle at which he lay was quite lucky, although he was facing the ground, but the ground was full of dirt, and it did not cause him any substantial damage.

"Old man! You are crazy! Again, I didn't deliberately not patrol. ”

Yes.

It was none other than Old Man Song who stopped him.

The old man took the branch and tapped it back and forth on him, as if he were pulling rotten leaves.

"I know."

"You didn't mean to. You do it on purpose. ”

Song Yu: ???

The old man didn't speak, and took out a whistle directly from his arms.

In the next second, five or six aunts rushed out of the corner and pressed him to the ground.

Song Yu: !!

Song Yu: "Are you crazy!" Just because I didn't patrol all night, you're going to kill me. ”

Hearing him shouting, the camera brother also came back to his senses and helped: "Yes, you can't do this." ”

"It's not worth it for him..."

Song Yu: &%!$#&%¥

"Kill him? Not really. Uncle Song said lightly.

Several aunts also nodded: "Yes, he didn't commit any murderous crimes, even if he did, we were all reasonable and listened to the law." ”

Although Song Yu's face had been pressed to the ground and distorted, he still let out a roar from his heart very clearly: "I didn't!! ”

"What did I do! Let me go, I want to see my lawyer. ”

The uncle tilted his head: "Don't worry, even if you don't say it, we will let you see a lawyer." ”

"But before that, I'll trouble you to go to the firewood room for two days."

Song Yu: ???

"Firewood room? Did I travel to a costume drama? ”

He remembered that it seemed that only in costume dramas did he stuff the young lady into the firewood room at every turn.

Uncle: "You think too much, just like you, you can only be a eunuch if you go through." ”

Song Yu: ^&%!$#&%¥

Uncle: "The firewood room is our grocery warehouse. ”

"I have my phone for you, you contact your lawyer, so that he can study the terms now, how to redeem you."

Song Yu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became happy: "So in the end, you just want to tie me up and blackmail me for money, right?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he was knocked on another branch.

"If you can't speak, don't speak."

"Who blackmailed you? Do we have that little money for you in our village? But you shouldn't bother the ancestors. ”

Song Yu was even more stunned: "Ancestor? Where did the ancestors come from? I haven't seen your ancestral hall. ”

The uncle said lightly: "I haven't seen it, how did you know that there is a lake on this mountain, and there are two Shoushan stones by the lake." ”

"There's such a big sign in the woods, don't you know how to read?"

"Do you know what forbidden land is?"

Song Yu: !!

"So... Are there really ghosts? ”

"I met your ancestor in the forbidden land yesterday?"

Song Yu is excited again!

Uncle Song: ......

Cameraman: ......

This time, Uncle Song didn't need to do it, and the camera brother reached out and flicked him a brain melon.

"Mr. Song, what are you talking nonsense again, can you still cooperate? If you engage in feudal superstition here again, I will contact the director and ask our director team to hire a lawyer to contract with you. ”

Song Yu: ^&%!$#&%¥

.......

After learning that the blood on his body was not human blood, but chicken blood, Song Yu's whole person was a capitalized fool.

What's even more outrageous is that this chicken blood is still on the chickens in the village.

The owner of the chicken is none other than the legendary widow of the king.

A 60-year-old lady! The old lady carried the dying chicken and beat him all over the feathers.

As a result, there is another compensation object on his compensation list.

Wrong.

It's two!

One is the widow herself, who said that her reputation had been tarnished by her age.

One was the widow's chicken, which was rescued but was seriously injured, so he had to eat some good supplements.

The amount of money doesn't add up to much, but it's humiliating enough!

is also very confused, as well as Hao Bufan.

Hao Bufan had just fallen asleep next to the teacher when his phone vibrate.

It was his girlfriend, and he sent a video.

He sat up and took it to the bathroom, before it was connected.

This look... He found out that his girlfriend had changed her face again...